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After a long time, I heard the fat man's crying voice:

"Comb, there is a woman with heavy makeup outside the sedan chair, smiling at me, laughing so scary, she also called me uncle, comb, what's the matter?"

Obviously, the woman with heavy makeup is the matchmaker we saw earlier.

But how did the fat man become an uncle?

Whose uncle?

At this time I also heard the matchmaker's voice in the coffin, which seemed to say to the fat man:

"Uncle, you can marry my young lady, that is the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes, you, you can wait to enjoy the blessings in the future, this radius of dozens of miles, who does not know the conditions of my young lady, that is a famous family, thousands of acres of fertile land, countless servants, identity, status, money, what do you want, how many people dream of it, or say that your life is good, my young lady, so many people have not been in love, but they have fallen in love with you, this is also the fate of you and our young lady. So today you can marry our young lady with peace of mind, you can't lose, you definitely can't lose. ”

Ooh!

It's not a small tone.

What a big family.

Status, status, money!

What you want, what you have!

But that's yours!

Yin and yang are separated, no matter how rich and powerful they are, for the living, isn't it just a pair of waste paper.

"Besides, our young lady, then she is a strange woman who is unparalleled in the world, her fingers are like peeling onion roots, and her mouth is like containing Zhu Dan. Slender steps, exquisite and unparalleled, it is our young lady, the slave family guarantees, as long as you take a look, you will definitely be impressed by the charm of our young lady. ”

Ooh!

Unparalleled in the world! Unique!

Such familiar words.

Isn't that what I used to describe her?

But I really can't imagine that there are more beautiful women in this world than her, especially those big watery eyes, which are really unparalleled in the world.

Besides, no matter how beautiful it is, isn't it still a ghost? What's the use!

Is she worthy of the living?

I thought that the fat man would refuse to the matchmaker with righteous words, and resisted stubbornly, but to my surprise, the story took a dramatic turn.

Surrender to the enemy, the fat man, an idiot, surrendered so quickly.

"Really? Eldest sister, you are such a young and beautiful person, you can't see that I am honest and deceive me. ”

I heard goosebumps coming out of the coffin under the coffin.

The matchmaker is not fifty or forty, she can be a fat mother, and the fat man actually calls her eldest sister, do you want face!

But the matchmaker was useful, and when she heard the fat man praise her like this, her laughter became more hearty and more pretentious:

"Oh, my good uncle, the slave family is so old, you still call the eldest sister of the slave family, are you ashamed. Uncle, I can't lie to anyone even if I lie to you, and you'll know when the time comes. ”

"Eldest sister, who said that you are old, look at you, you look at your twenties at most, and then look at your skin, I'm afraid you can pinch out the water, the two of us go together, and some people believe that you are my sister."

I was sick to hear it!

"Fatty, can you still have a face!"

I couldn't take it anymore and shouted at the fat man in the coffin.

"Comb, I know the current affairs as Junjie, you didn't hear the eldest sister say, I'm going to be the uncle of a big family, this is a blessing that my fat man has cultivated for several lifetimes, right, eldest sister?"

"Yes, yes, my aunt is right, I said this little brother, you also accept fate, in the face of fate, we are all little ants, I can only say that your life is too different from my aunt."

"My life is up to me!"

I shouted at this, and said no more.

"I can't imagine that this little brother really has backbone!"

The matchmaker gave me a compliment.

Who knows that the fat man counts me:

"How many cents is the backbone worth, isn't it the eldest sister?"

I'll go, you dead fat man, I'll forget if I'm not busy, and I'll turn my arms outward.

"Eldest sister, tell me the truth, your young lady, isn't it beautiful?"

"Of course, my young lady, that's the beauty of the country."

"Really?"

"It's true!"

"Then let's go, I can't wait."

"Uncle, what can't you wait for?"

The matchmaker asked deliberately, and after asking, she laughed evilly.

"Can't wait, can't wait to see your young lady, can't wait to worship the church, and then, then, big sister, you know...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Oh, uncle, I'm ashamed, I see that you are in a hurry, and the slave family ignores you."

"Don't, eldest sister, this is a long journey, I don't know how long it will take, you want to ignore me, I am alone in this sedan chair, how lonely and boring."

"Not far, uncle, we'll be there soon."

"Coming soon?"

"Yes, yes, it's coming."

"Eldest sister, where are we going?"

"This ...... This ......"

The matchmaker was embarrassed and didn't say anything more.

"Eldest sister, look at my uncle, you can't even know where your young lady lives, right?"

"What my uncle said is also right, you and our young lady have visited the church and become a parent, that is, a family, sooner or later you have to know, then the slave family will tell you, our young lady, the family lives in Crescent Lake."

"The eldest sister laughed, how can anyone live in the lake!"

"Eh, why not, our young lady lives in Crescent Lake, and you will naturally know when we get to our uncle."

"Crescent Lake, why haven't I heard of it, eldest sister, is it far away from our Maoshan Mountain?"

"Not far away, not far away, along the Maoshan path, all the way to the east, less than half an hour to arrive."

"Oh, oh, that's close, and when I get married, it's much easier to come back to visit my family."

"Hey, uncle, when you and my young lady get married, you will not be a little Taoist, your identity will be much more noble, what are you doing when you come back to this broken Mao Mountain, you will stay in Crescent Lake, and spend the rest of your life with our young lady."

What a big breath, I didn't even pay attention to Maoshan.

This lonely soul and wild ghost, it's too wildly spoken, Maoshan Academy, Maoshan is right, not to mention the lonely soul and wild ghost, even the underworld doesn't dare to underestimate half a point, but this matchmaker actually despises Maoshan so much.

This makes me even more curious, what kind of identity is the young lady in her mouth.

"Yes, yes, what the eldest sister said is right."

Along the way, the fat man and this matchmaker of Xu Lao Banniang talked and laughed freely, flirting and scolding about yellow jokes.

The fat man is not serious, and the matchmaker is not a good person.

But in the end, I still heard the fat man's intentions.

I misunderstood the fat man.

Having said so much, in fact, the fat man has been using the matchmaker's words all along.

What I didn't expect was that with an IQ like a fat man, he really took out the matchmaker's words.

I have to say that the fat man's mouth, coupled with a cheeky face, is invincible in the world, and anyone can be taken down by him.

I know we're supposed to be heading east for now, and we're going to a place called Crescent Lake.

But there's one question I haven't figured out:

Just now, the matchmaker said that my fate is not as good as that of a fat man.

What is my destiny?

The fat man became someone else's uncle, so what about me?

A sedan chair.

A coffin!

Don't?

I can't think about it anymore......

(End of chapter)