"You, you, you're so naïve..."

Jose wanted to ridicule him, but Liu Xiaobao didn't give it a chance, shook his head with a wry smile and continued: "Since you know that there is no solution, then why don't you continue to hide this little secret?" ”

Does it really make sense to continue to hide?

Who can guarantee that the Russian Federation will not also become a partner of the Li family?

knew that the question he asked didn't make the slightest sense, so Liu Xiaobao shook his head and smiled bitterly while asking.

In this regard, Jose only threw the word hehe to deal with it, and made it clear that he didn't want to continue to talk about this topic, but Liu Xiaobao, whose inner emotions were already gushing out, didn't want to be silent.

"You don't want me to be doomed, and I won't let you lose your night, if you give me space, let me go in exchange for time at the cost of your life, then you should know the old miscellaneous hair, I will never accept it! You are not allowed to do such stupid things. ”

Liu Xiaobao was obviously moved by his true feelings, but he didn't want to face Liu Xiaobao like this, Uncle He could still smile, and then said to Liu Xiaobao with eyebrows: "I don't want to die yet, I'll tell you a little secret, I'm about to try to find a school girl in Fudan to talk about true feelings, and experience what it's like to experience campus love that makes countless people fascinated or reminisced..."

Liu Xiaobao couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded angrily: "Your uncle! If you dare, Lao Tzu promises to impersonate you to find a fourth-generation little unicorn to fall in love! ”

Uncle He is full of longing, Liu Xiaobao can only look forward to it, the fact that others fall in love and get married and enter the cave room by themselves is generally very beautiful, but this is not the case at all for Liu Xiaobao.

Don't get me wrong, this has nothing to do with the body, after biochemical transformation, Liu Xiaobao's various abilities are so strong that he is inhuman, but his character is destined to make him unbearable to be treated by the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards.

At least for now.

Uncle He doesn't care about Liu Xiaobao's hardships, this old naughty beast can't be controlled by Liu Xiaobao's mere threat when he goes crazy.

“… Look at you stingy, try and you won't get pregnant, anyway, I'm borrowing a robot to fall in love, and I don't have the ability to get people pregnant..."

"Don't fool me, I won't be fooled!" Yizheng's words are Liu Xiaobao at this time, but he also knows that it is useless for him to pretend to be a decent man and a gentleman, so he can only regret in his heart that he can't enter the cave room with the school flower once and at the same time skimmed out the big trick, "And I advise you to give up this idea, otherwise you may not be able to wait for me to make a move, Phoenix and Ouyang Baihua and Boss Yao, which one can you afford to offend?" ”

"Uh, too..."

Liu Xiaobao's threat Jose really doesn't take it to heart, impersonation is also conditional, to use a robot to impersonate Liu Xiaobao, in front of people who are strangers to Liu Xiaobao, it is almost not difficult, but to use a robot beast to impersonate Jose, it is too difficult.

First of all, if you want to build a robot beast as large as Jose in a 1:1 ratio, the price will be paid in money, and the specifier must be an astronomical amount.

Liu Xiaobao is not short of money, but the most important thing is second.

The second is that there are more than 100 unicorns, and they are all familiar beasts that can no longer be familiar with each other, although Liu Xiaobao has good acting skills and knows Jose's words and deeds very well, but if he really wants to deceive the unicorn girl, I am afraid the probability of success is still not large.

For Jose, the threat from Liu Xiaobao himself is not worth exposing at all, but the power of the three existing aunts and grandmothers in his family is great.

Yao Boss and Ouyang Baihua are both tigresses, and the phoenix is not violent, but presumably Uncle He really wants to use Liu Xiaobao's identity to fall in love, and the phoenix will be angry when the time comes, and he will ignore Uncle He, so who will make food for it, and who will serve it to eat, drink, and Lazar?

"Alas, I originally wanted to coax you to comply, but your analysis made my heart suddenly pull out the cold..."

Uncle He said so, Liu Xiaobao finally woke up and knew that this old guy was teasing himself, but after the previous teasing, Liu Xiaobao didn't even have the strength to scold this old man, and simply watched the unicorn play a unicorn in silence.

The old beast was proud alone for a while, and he didn't see any reaction from Liu Xiaobao, so he happily gave Liu Xiaobao the truth.

"Forget it, I won't tease you, actually, everything is not as serious as you think, under normal circumstances, the unicorn's horn will be life-threatening if the unicorn is pulled out, but am I an ordinary unicorn? I'm a unicorn wise man who has been biochemically modified three times! ”

“… You are an old man, and you are still wise. ”

Liu Xiaobao's intention was to interrupt the unicorn's narcissistic rhythm, but Uncle He was completely unaffected and continued to spit.

"And, just like a human manicure, pruning and trimming is not at all life-threatening even for ordinary unicorns!"

“… Mercy to you is cruelty to me, it seems that I can no longer have mercy on you in the future, otherwise, the covenant we once said would not have been said? I don't fight any Star Wars anymore, I'll kill Bass and eat meat when I go back, I can't mess with the Li family and the Democratic Party, I can't hide from me? ”

“… Just kidding, you take it seriously, Brother Bao, you're not that kind of person, and the meat of unicorns is not delicious, raising them can also help you fight wars and be cattle and horses, a million profits! ”

Jose was afraid that Liu Xiaobao would really be embarrassed, so he hurriedly made a 180-degree turn in attitude, and the flattery was almost like a fluffy tail to sway wildly to please him.

"You're a bit of a beast, you're a unicorn, not a dog, I'm going to get goosebumps like you..."

Liu Xiaobao feels that he is really cheap, the old guy is not fierce and plays tricks on himself, it seems that he is still a little unaccustomed?

"Okay, after such a fight, the fragile time when I only came once a year has passed... Balotelli has less than eight minutes to make a statement of condemnation against me, so I have three minutes to go to the phone with you. ”

"Because of my horn, the Thousand Islands Forbidden Area is destined not to be a one-man show between the Li family and the Progressive Party, if after you enter, the Li family and the Progressive Party really want to rely on the Thousand Islands Forbidden Zone to regard themselves as the only protagonists as you and I analyzed before, then, the God-given opportunity to open a beautiful era for you and me, I'm afraid it will really come true."

"Huh? Don't play dumb riddles, I'm running out of patience now. ”

"Twelve years ago, Kirilenko and I worked together to break through the miniaturization of space jump points... Of course, the miniature jump point can only support spatial teleportation of people or items within a volume of 50 cubic meters at most. ”

"You mean, let me go in and build a miniature space hop, and then let's have a... Blooming in the middle? The idea is good, the question is is it reliable? ”