Chapter 121: One Step to the Stomach, Chilling the Heart, Flying Heart!
Oh no, no, it's going to be a big deal! Sima Ji shouted wildly in his heart, even if it was a mile away, even if it was through the meat stockings, he saw the sky-high aura after the strong man burst his clothes without saying a word!
Oh my! It is really the [Yin Master] of the [Maoshan] lineage, and he also carries a terrifying bronze armored corpse!
Legend has it that the bronze armor corpse is a general who died on the battlefield, and after being refined into a bronze armor corpse, his body is like steel, invulnerable, and he can tear tigers and leopards by hand, pull galloping horses, and fight with people is a bloody battle to the end!
Sima Ji can also be regarded as growing up in a thousand-year-old family, a little more than ordinary people know, he knows that many years ago, there was a Shaolin Four King Kong who died in the hands of the bronze armor corpse, and I heard that he was also gouged out by the bronze armor corpse!
The master of instinct is also the four great kings of Shaolin, and he may not be the opponent of the bronze armored corpse, in case Master Neng loses the Yin master and has to have a blood sacrifice or something, then we students may all be unlucky......
Sima Ji thought of this, he knew everything, but he couldn't do anything, so he could only stand on the roof and plant a flag......
What about the pit daddy! Sima Ji's eyes moistened, and at this moment, two figures, one large and one small, suddenly flashed in his field of vision!
The two figures, one big and one small, are all dressed in black, the small one looks quite normal as a middle-aged man, except for wearing a big mask, there is nothing wrong with it, but the big one is also wearing a black cloak, and the hem of the cloak floats up when running, and the exposed skin shines with a metallic luster in the moonlight!
Another yin master with a baby? Sima Ji's face was pale, it was usually difficult for a Yin Master to see, but as soon as he appeared today, there were two, this is to do something-I must not let them find me!
Sima Ji was secretly glad that although he stood tall, he was actually quite safe, it happened to be a visual blind spot, and no one would look at the roof idle, right?
Unless he dies by himself, it is impossible for this Yin Master and his refining corpse to discover their existence, but he has already been pointed, and he can't move, how can he die, right?
Wait a minute! What does it smell so disgusting?
Sima Ji's eyes widened, he had his mouth open when he was pointed, so he kept his mouth open.
The result of this is that he has been drinking the northwest wind, and the northwest wind is really pouring into it, and his tongue is stiff!
But it's just a matter of drinking the northwest wind, what the hell is this stench that wafts along the wind? Sima Ji hurriedly held back his breath, but it was useless, and the stench poured directly from his open mouth!
One step to the stomach, the heart is cold, and the heart is flying!
"Vomit-" At this moment, Sima Ji's heart almost collapsed: I understand the truth that if you don't die, you won't die, I really understand!
But as a certain Luthor said, we have heard a lot of truths, but we still can't live this life......
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Han Xuetao came on the orders of his master, and he wanted to quietly enter the village, and he didn't want to shoot, but he didn't expect that just after walking to the practice room, a disgusting viscous liquid fell from the sky and poured him on him impartially!
I--Han Xuetao almost threw up, and at the same time scared the chrysanthemum tightly, could it ...... There is an ambush?
He didn't care about wiping the filth on his face, Han Xuetao hurriedly retreated and retreated, and then looked up at the roof, Han Xuetao was stunned, there was a figure standing straight on the roof, as if she was still a woman, her big braids were dancing and flying in the wind, and her mouth was spraying liquid like a fountain......
Stand that tall just to ...... Spit farther? Han Xuetao was shocked and angry and gestured to the strong man in the black cloak.
The strong man in the black cloak immediately bent down in front of him, crossed his fingers with his palms facing up, Han Xuetao jumped three feet high from the ground, and stepped on the palms of the strong man in the black cloak, the strong man in the black cloak suddenly lifted up, and Han Xuetao flew up to the roof with a "whoosh" and landed beside Sima Ji.
Wait a minute! He's a man! It's not the big braids that are dancing lightly, but the meat stockings that are put on the head!
On top of that, he can't seem to move! Han Xuetao quickly discovered the crux of the problem, and with a muffled "bang" beside him, it was a strong man in a black cloak who jumped up, almost stepping on a hole in the roof.
With the close protection of the strong man in the black cloak, Han Xuetao was relieved and boldly approached Sima Ji's side, the front was not good, Sima Ji didn't know where to get such a big flow, "Wow wow" vomited for five minutes without panting.
"Yo? It's still a peer! I said big-breasted emperor, what kind of style are you? Han Xuetao wiped a handful of filthy viscous liquid on his face, and pulled the meat stockings fluttering in the wind on Sima Ji's head with a smile in the attitude of a victor, and joked in a weird manner: "Perverted Kamen Stockings Version?" ”
Who the is walking with you, Lao Tzu is a college student...... When Sima Ji saw the big mask on Han Xuetao's face, he suddenly had an urge to cry:
Why didn't I think of wearing a mask?
What kind of mysterious force made me subconsciously choose meat stockings in the supermarket?
"It's not going to be the original, is it? Big-breasted emperor, you have a very strong taste! Han Xuetao triumphantly grabbed the end of the meat stockings, and deliberately let go of the old man, the good elasticity of the meat stockings made it "snap" and hit Sima Ji's face, Sima Ji was about to cry.
At this moment, there was a terrible howl at the gate of the school, Han Xuetao's face changed, and he said to Sima Ji with a sneer: "The old man is urging, Lao Tzu still has to go to business, you are here to blow the northwest wind!" Wait for Lao Tzu to finish his business, and then come back and play with you slowly! ”
Hurry up and don't send it! Sima Ji secretly breathed a sigh of relief - please don't come back, forget me, we won't end well!
It's best that Brother Bird can leave quickly, he will definitely contact Wu'er if he doesn't see me when he returns to the bedroom, and Wu'er must know where to look for me, as long as Wu'er comes, I will be rescued...... Hey, mom, Brother Bird, why are you here?
Sima Ji looked at Murong Kunpeng, who didn't know when he appeared behind Han Xuetao and the strong man in the black cloak, and his heart was cold: Could it be that the Murong family is going to be extinct from now on?
As soon as Han Xuetao turned around and saw a handsome man standing behind him, he couldn't help but change his face, and without thinking about it, he hurriedly flashed behind the strong man in the black cloak, and asked with a fierce voice, "Who are you?" ”
It was very scary, Han Xuetao also claimed to be a martial arts practitioner, but he didn't even notice the existence of this handsome man.
"I ...... Probably the person you're going to kill. Jiang Hanxue sighed faintly, although she didn't know why, she believed that this person must have come to kill her, just like the scarecrow before. The stinky hooligan doesn't know who to provoke, and there are always masters who forget to sleep and eat in the middle of the night to kill her.
"Murder?" Han Xuetao was stunned for a moment, his eyes rolled, and he recognized it: "Yes, you must die today!" ”