The joke is too big in the prank
Yamato looked at the battle-ready shipwreck in front of him and coughed lightly, as if he was about to say something solemn before the battle.
"Since you are all ready for battle, I will be merciful enough to give you a little time to give each other your last words, and I will also consult with the king how to give you a beautiful death." She said as she moved behind her, slowly approaching the girl sitting on the wooden chair.
"What should I do now, king?" She winced her eyebrows and twitched, as if searching for a way. "We didn't say okay just to scare them and then take the opportunity to extort more resources, but the current situation is ...... It seems to be out of our control. ”
Obviously, her own king said that she hates such troublesome things as fighting, which indirectly proves that she will not participate in the battle, but this group of ship girls is like an elm head, and they will start fighting if they don't agree with each other.
Won't they really think about it? No matter how powerful he is, it's impossible to defeat a group of ship girls with perverted admirals' talent bonuses, the last time was because he had the blessing of the deep-sea delusion fleet, he was able to fight with this group of ship girls, and now she's alone, this group of fools actually let their main force run away with their own admirals, do you really think that your defeated dog house queen will do it?
Thinking of this, Yamato really didn't know what to say, the current situation was that it was difficult to ride a tiger, and he didn't know how to end it.
"Yes...... But they have all become serious, how can we, as a dignified deep sea, ...... How can you throw in the towel from them? The girl stammered, and the current situation was beyond her imagination, her plain face was extremely panicked, and the pretended composure could no longer be suppressed, and she was directly and completely exposed.
"Dignity is such a thing...... Do we still have it? Yamato muttered heavily, recalling the scene of begging others for resources like a beggar, looking at the festival that the king had easily thrown at his feet, and mourning for it.
"You...... What do you mean by this," the girl was arrogantly indignant, "The most important thing now is how to save the current situation, if they don't know if they will fight directly, if we do it too, there will really be no resources or anything." And there's starving Kaga and Kitagami in the town guard waiting for us to bring resources back, ...... Anyway, you can't fight them anyway, even if it's ...... Match-fixing is also possible. ”
"Match-fixing?" The corners of Yamato's mouth twitched, she now finally knew that such things as dignity and discipline were far less important in the eyes of the king than games and food, otherwise she would not have said such things. "How do you play match-fixing? Wang, don't you think they can see it? ”
"Do you still need me to teach you this?" The girl snorted and said, "You just let her hit it casually, and then just can't afford it, moaning in pain, and then just let me and them hate high resources as compensation, Yamato is really a stupid person who can't do anything." She replied with a flutter of her hands, her tone tinged with anger that hated iron and steel.
"I'm really sorry that I'm stupid, and sure enough, such a thing as dignity is completely superfluous." Yamato sighed helplessly, she is now ready to become an undisciplined existence like a girl, so as to cooperate with her to deceive the other party of high resource compensation. "And this is not a match-fixing game at all, it's just a complete touch of porcelain!" She wailed quietly, silently saddened by her dying discipline.
"Hey, what the hell are you muttering there, just hit it if you want to, don't bother!" Saratoga crossed, thinking that the other party really wanted to leave a few minutes for himself as time to separate from each other, but looking at the other party's panicked look, it didn't seem to be the case.
Obviously, they should be the ones who are panicking, but it seems that the first thing that is panicked is the deep sea in front of them, which makes Saratoga very incomprehensible.
"That...... Wait! It'll take a few more minutes, so don't do it. Yamato raised his hand to indicate that he was pausing in the middle of the process, and was still discussing countermeasures with the overwhelmed girl in front of him.
"The problem now is not that the king is playing a match-fix, but that Yamato has left with their admiral, and they already think that we will definitely use strong means to fight them and snatch their admiral." Yamato reluctantly recounted the current situation, and now it is not a question of whether he can extort resources, but whether he can return to the town guard mansion alive. According to the current situation, a never-ending battle will definitely break out between himself and this group of shipwives who admit their deaths, and there is almost no room for compromise.
"So the current situation is that if I play a fake match, it is very likely that I will be killed on the spot by this group of ship girls." Yamato glanced back at Lexington and the others, feeling extremely gloomy about his fate after that.
She has never been afraid of death, but it is a naked shame for her to die without resistance, she is obviously the existence in the deep sea that makes all the ship girls fearful, but now she has to cooperate with her stupid house queen to perform.
"So Yamato, do you have any other options?" The girl shrugged her shoulders and said that the method she just proposed was the most effective way now, "If you do it, all our resources will be wasted, and if you don't do it, Yamato, you will lose a little bit of discipline at most, but we can take the opportunity to extort a large amount of compensation, and when the time comes, we can eat whatever we want, and we don't have to look at the faces of this group of ship girls like now." The girl cheered up her butler who wanted to back down in a demagogic tone, in fact, she also knew that if she had been able to follow the plan she had made at first, there would not be such a situation now.
However, she is a well-deserved king in the deep sea, and she is not the kind of master who will be obedient and obedient, nor will she easily admit the existence of mistakes. In fact, if it weren't for the depletion of resources in the warehouse this time, she wouldn't have come out of her room and come here with her butler Yamato to carry out a helpless blackmail plan.
But now the situation has developed to such a point that Yamato can only make a small sacrifice, otherwise the whole plan will be completely ruined, and he will not get the resources he wants. Thinking of herself, she smiled apologetically, pushed the girl who was still entangled between dignity and resources in front of her, and motioned for her to choose the latter bravely, after all, being full is the life they really want.
Yamato nodded helplessly and sighed, coughing a few times and slowly turning his voice, his expression as solemn as if he was calmly dying. Touch the porcelain, touch the porcelain, at least let those hateful ship girls have a heavy hemorrhage. And this is the king's command, and no matter how reluctant he is, he cannot disobey it.
She snorted, reluctantly unfolded her ship's suit, and looked helplessly at the menacing shipwreck in front of her, ready to touch the porcelain after being beaten.