Chapter 938: I Don't Believe
I know I'm taking a risk, and I know it's better not to take a risk, but I still have to take a risk.
This is the commonality of all people, and Liu Xiaobao is no exception.
The danger of chatting with a unicorn about collecting is probably no different from snatching the meat and bones from the mouth of a vicious dog, except that the size of the vicious dog is far less large than that of Lao Hei.
"I'm stingy, I'm stingy... If I had been stingy, I would have crushed you kid! ”
"You didn't crush me because you were reluctant, it's not that you weren't stingy."
Lao Hei tried to quibble, but Liu Xiaobao didn't eat this at all, and immediately broke it.
After being so stuffy for a long time, Lao Hei said again: "... Can you leave me some? You make me think a little bit after a hundred years! ”
"No problem, don't say leave a little, when the days are better in the future, I will double the reward and return it to you for the funeral."
Liu Xiaobao once assured Uncle He who was robbed of the small treasury, the difference is that this time Lao Hei didn't know that there was a small mallet to knock on the head, otherwise Lao Hei would be reluctant to step on the slut into a big cake, and there would still be no psychological burden if he knocked on his head.
“… Forget it, you won't be able to see it then, what's the point? ”
Lao Hei tried to leave the topic generously, but he didn't expect Liu Xiaobao to go further.
"Your life isn't meant to be boring."
"Then what's the point of telling me about your life?"
"Compared to the Immortal Realm, even though this is still the Heavenly Curtain Star, which is what you call the Ancestral Realm, it is all wilderness. Have computers ever seen it? Have you ever played esports? Interstellar Travel? Lao Hei, as long as I want, I can do it every day in the fairy world. ”
"I've wanted to see computers for a long time... No, you're such a scumbag, and you're the one to talk about it to the checkmate beast, and that's what you kid can do. ”
This kind of condemnation is not even an itch for Liu Xiaobao, but he just had a flash of inspiration, so he pretended not to hear it, and asked himself: "How long can you live?" I don't think you're going to be dying soon. ”
"About three years."
“… Can this be called for a short time? ”
"If you don't call for your life, it won't be long enough? Is three years long compared to the four hundred years I have lived? ”
“… It's not that long, indeed. But old Hei, even if you have to live another thirty years to be considered long, I am sure that I can help you do it, and there is more than one way. ”
Lao Hei was silent, and three seconds later, Lao Hei, who had claimed to be in retreat until Jose came, appeared in front of Liu Xiaobao.
“… If I'm in the shower, I'm going to be watched by you for doing this! ”
Liu Xiaobao was frightened, and then thought fearfully, the loss was to do some shady things, so his tent stood in a secluded place that was absolutely not allowed to be touched by others, otherwise, Lao Hei was excited and God knows how many lives he had to pay.
Three seconds, at most three seconds, Lao Hei Biao came over, and then overturned Liu Xiaobao's tent, and then hung his huge head in front of Liu Xiaobao, the kind that would be bumped into by just a millimeter.
“… Boy, do you know what happens if you play a joke on me? You still care about shame!? ”
"The head can be broken, the hairstyle can't be messed up, haven't you heard of it?"
“… You're kidding me... You're not kidding me, are you? ”
No one, human or otherwise, doesn't want to live longer, especially highly intelligent creatures.
In the moment just now, a raging flame ignited in Lao Hei's heart, but now after calming down a little, the flame was extinguished instantly, and then all thoughts were lost.
It only begged Liu Xiaobao to give him comfort, but how could Liu Xiaobao joke with such a thing?
Of course, Liu Xiaobao knows that it is very cruel to talk about computers, e-sports or something to a unicorn who is dying and has never seen the world, and of course he will not deliberately and maliciously bless this cruelty to the existence that he regards as a friend.
Yes, Liu Xiaobao has already regarded Lao Hei as a friend, from the moment he said that he had no money, Liu Xiaobao felt that this guy was really cute, and then felt that it was not bad to have such a friend.
Then we chatted again, and a flash of inspiration came to me.
Lao Hei is not Uncle He, he has long used scientific medical methods to squeeze his body functions to the limit, so as long as he cooperates with the old wolf, he may be able to live to the time when the Extreme Yin Fruit is ripe?
It is very likely that the Heavenly Thunder Fruit is just like what is written in the fantasy, eating it once has a miraculous effect, and eating it twice is ineffective, but there is also an extreme yin fruit!
As long as you give this old guy a Extreme Yin Fruit... Liu Xiaobao feels like a cow when he thinks about it.
What's more, even if you don't give it the Extreme Yin Fruit, as long as you can get it out of this world, and there are countless advanced instruments and more professional talents in medicine in the outside world, why not let the old guy live for a few more decades and have a good swim in the gorgeous world of flowers outside?
"Do I have any reward for joking with you?"
"I'll trample you to death, ah, me! I'll give you a reward! ”
"So why am I kidding you?"
"You're crazy or stupid!"
“… Come on, I'll see that if you continue to say it at this pace, you just sulk and run away to really catch the sky, you wait, ten breaths is good, I'll think about how to give you a stupid old black to say... By the way, Totem knows, right? ”
"You know, isn't the white hair just playing with this?"
"Then look at what this is."
As he spoke, first Liu Xiaobao's clothes overflowed with light, and then Liu Xiaobao's whole person was bathed in dazzling light, like a dream.
"You actually practiced the holy totem at such a young age, or do you still use my clan as a totem, why don't I know... No, your totem power is so weak, it doesn't look like it's been trained... What's your boy's adventure? Recruit from the truth! ”
"Adventure fart, I made it myself! I've made hundreds of them like me, but before that they were all limited to humans, so if you want to try it out next, I don't mind if I can get one for you, and with your strength, it's like a tiger... Right! It's to get you a totem that can fly! In this way, there will be a plane here, and when the time comes, I will take the plane to Chang'an and throw a few bombs to play..."
"Stop!! The more you blow it, the more you blow..."
"You just stop me! Old wolf, come out and save this guy who has his IQ to zero before he dies! ”
“… Black Wind, this kid didn't brag to you, I almost disappeared because of him before, and it was because of him that I appeared in front of you again. ”
From the moment the tent was opened, Lao Hei forgot to 'transmit the sound into the secret', so what he said just now was naturally listened to by the old wolf, and he didn't intervene before, just because the old wolf wanted to take a good look at this guy's dirt bun face.
I thought it would be okay, but it wasn't like that at all.
"Totems are also something that people can grasp left and right? At most, you can cultivate hard! So don't think I'll believe one more person lying to me, old! Child! No! Letter! I don't believe it! ”