M City Kengji.

in the corner.

King sat down at the table, fiddled with his laptop, and turned it on.

While waiting for the laptop to boot up, he couldn't help but think of the promise made when Saitama went out in the morning.

Saitama has been living in his house for a few days, however, he refuses to stay long, and gets up every morning to go out to find free accommodation (because even if it is a cheap rental house, he can't afford to rent it), King once admitted that he can help him rent a house, but unfortunately he is very backbone refusal.

This morning, Saitama was dressed as usual and was about to go out, when he suddenly turned back to King and said, "King, when I come back, let's go to Kengji together!" ”

"Hmm...... Yes? ”

King subconsciously agreed, and when he reacted, he looked at Saitama in surprise, what are you gnawing on? He only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and the cold air on his back was rushing up, and he suddenly regretted leaving Saitama in his home.

Saitama, Saitama, your baldness definitely has nothing to do with your exercise, but you have too much yellow poison in your head, so your hair falls out.

Saitama looked at King with a strange face, "King, what's wrong with you?" ”

"I didn't ...... Nothing, a misunderstanding. ”

King has come to his senses, it turns out to be the fast food restaurant Kentucky, which scared him to death.

"Whew, it's still early, Saitama is probably still looking for his own free house."

He came to his senses, smiled, and opened the webpage, browsing through the relevant rental questions.

What he didn't notice was that there were several guys wearing caps, large headphones, or suspicious whereabouts in the interior of the KENGJI store.

"Captain, poison has been added to King's favorite melon soda, but why don't we leave?"

"Because...... I'm not relieved to see King die with my own eyes. ”

It turned out that the two of them were the remnants of the Fafa Killer Group who had failed to assassinate King many times before, and they were really very persistent in assassinating King, and most of the members of the Killer Group had died before, however, they never gave up.

Some time ago, a courier bomb was planned, and now a kind of poison that seals the throat with blood has been acquired through some channel, and it is rumored that only one gram can poison a whale, and the toxicity is very powerful.

They believe that King, no matter how strong his flesh is, is still human, and perhaps his muscles make his outward defense skyrocket, however, his internal organs are always extremely fragile, and King will also die if he swallows poison.

After detailed observation, they found that King usually likes to carry a notebook to relax in the KENGJI store not far downstairs, and King likes to drink melon soda the most, so they deliberately put poison into the melon soda, of course, in order to ensure the success of the plan, they have asked people to intercept others outside the door, so that there are only people from their killer group in the store, as long as they don't drink melon soda, waiting for King to "commit suicide".

"Waiter, bring me a glass of melon soda!"

Sure enough, after looking up the contents of the rental house, King found that there was no rental house that matched Saitama's worth, so he immediately closed the website and reached out to the KGJI waiter to place an order.

"Huh!"

The corners of the regiment commander's mouth hooked, and the murderous aura burst out.

"Wait a minute."

The waiter is an uncle, with a sparse beard and vicissitudes of life, which makes people impressed at a glance.

"Sir, your melon soda."

"Thank you."

King took the soda, said thank you, put the soda away, opened the folder, and clicked on the book called "Journey to the West", which is a new book he published on the Internet, he wrote one before, but he was scolded out of his brain, saying that his writing is rubbish, lack of IQ, and he can't write a good book in this life, he was angry, and decided to plagiarize the classics, and after some screening, he found that "Journey to the West", one of the four famous novels, was quite in line with the setting of the weirdo, so his brain was hot, and he wrote this version of "Journey to the West".

Of course, he only read Journey to the West once, and naturally he couldn't recite it, only roughly remembered the plot, plus he was influenced by the fan classic "The Legend of Wukong", which led to many deviations in this "Journey to the West", Monkey King is no longer willing to travel to the west to learn from the scriptures, but to rise up and resist, fight for a free and equal river crab just life, and boldly shouted "The sky wants to press me, a stick breaks the sky, the earth wants to bury me, only one hand splits the ground, I want this sentient being, talk about my color change, I want that hero, smell my cold" The second slogan.

In short,This is a book for weirdos.,Obviously, it violates the current values of heroes as the mainstream.,It's estimated that after uploading,,He'll still be scolded out of his brain.,But it doesn't matter.,He's here to take revenge on society.。

It's a joke, and it's a good way to pass the time.

The book opened, and the first line at the beginning: "It is said that there is a Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country, the flowers are fragrant and the trees are green, and there is a stone on the top of the mountain, and this day the strange image is born, and a monkey ...... suddenly collapses out of the stone."

"Not bad, not bad."

He re-read the content that had been coded before, and was very satisfied, opening a new page, and had already written about the Monkey King making trouble at the headquarters of the Hero Association, the plot of being captured by mistake, the Hero Association beheaded the Monkey King, let the Atomic Katana slash, let the Thunder Light Source Clan's electric shock, let the trembling tornado strangle, let the devil transform the person to burn, let the Gatling of the Dead strafe, let the Smell Venerable poison, etc., however, without exception, no one can hurt the Monkey King in the slightest.

Suck!

He grabbed the melon soda and took a sip to quench his thirst, staring at the computer screen and thinking about what was going to happen.

"It worked!"

The head of the regiment and the others saw that King had already drunk the melon soda, and suddenly their fists tightened, and they secretly cheered, and now they were only waiting for King to die of poison.

"Haha, you stupid guys, I have already practiced the incorruptible body of King Kong, axe chopping and slashing, electric shock and fire, and deadly poisons are all ineffective against me......"

He pondered for a moment, then whispered as his fingers tapped on the keyboard.

“？？？”

The head of the regiment and the others froze, and their minds were full of question marks.

"King, King is taunting us?"

They secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and their bodies trembled slightly inexplicably.

"Calm down!"

The head of the regiment cautiously whispered, "Don't worry, if we were exposed, I'm afraid the king would have killed us a long time ago, do you think we have something to do?" Stay calm. ”

"Wait a minute, Captain, is there something wrong with the poison? It stands to reason that the poison sealed the throat with blood, and the attack was only in a few seconds, why did King still not die of poison after so long? ”

The courier wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"This ......"

The regimental commander hesitated slightly.

"King wouldn't be as he said he was, would he?"

He thought desperately, King Kong's incorruptible body also includes the invincibility of all poisons!

"Yes, yes, I like to see your desperate expressions......"

King snapped and typed, describing the horrific scene of Monkey King mocking the heroes.

The head of the regiment and the others trembled.

"Commander, we are really exposed, shall we retreat?"

The courier was almost crying.

The regiment commander gritted his teeth and said, "Wait another five minutes, maybe ...... Maybe King is too strong, so the effect of the medicine is delayed......"

"Captain, King is standing up!"