"Selling watermelons is nothing, and he makes a lot of money in this business."

"It's actually very simple to ask him how he got big."

"My friend's house has a big vegetable cellar, and he puts the watermelons that he grows in the summer until winter and then sells them."

"In this way, the price of watermelon will naturally increase several times, but he will never tell this secret to others."

"Once, a female voice who liked him asked, 'What is your family doing?'

"It must be a lot of fun, otherwise I wouldn't have asked him such a personal question, would I?"

"This friend of mine is very sincere, and he directly told the girl that our family sells watermelons, what's wrong!"

"What's the matter, this answer is a grade question, right, the girl saw that he was dressed okay when she saw her friend, and she was very decent when she went out, but suddenly there was such a sentence, isn't it just to tell people that you are a dirt bun!"

"The situation that came later, naturally there was no later."

"For this reason, my friend also felt very troubled, so he asked me, Brother Changlin, what should I do about this!"

"I'll just say that you're not without money, your family is so good. In this way, you are not, how to say, you said that you sell watermelons, right, this is definitely not good. ”

"Don't you have a vegetable cellar at home, take the watermelons in the summer and store them, and then take them out and sell them in the winter to make more money, right?"

"My friend said yes, isn't this selling watermelons!"

"I reminded him not to say that in the future. If a girl asks you like this, you can tell her directly that the family is a futures business. ”

Since it was a small fight from the beginning, Li Changlin also wanted to test the water and see how high the laughter of these audiences was.

Not to mention, this joke is really not that challenging.

After Li Changlin finished speaking, many people below couldn't help but laugh.

"Damn, this is okay, the watermelon seller can be turned into futures, Li Changlin, you are too awesome!"

"Poof, I can't help but laugh."

"Haha, funny."

"It's kind of interesting."

"Brother Changlin, you are too powerful."

"Always support Brother Changlin."

"Come on, Brother Changlin."

"Brother Changlin is mighty, Brother Changlin is domineering, Brother Changlin is a unified brother!"

The brothers were very powerful, and as various comments appeared, countless gifts were immediately dropped on the battle table.

Li Changlin found that in addition to the support of his brothers in his camp, there were actually many people in the camp where the tough guy was invincible was cheering for him.

This discovery made Li Changlin overjoyed.

Regarding the curse words of some players such as the Heavenly Navy Regiment who maliciously targeted him, Li Changlin naturally chose to ignore them directly.

Subsequently, under the prompting of the system, Li Changlin stepped off the podium, and then came to the invincible performance of the tough guy.

"I'm underestimating you." When the two staggered, the tough guy Invincible snorted coldly.

Li Changlin glanced at the other party deeply, but he didn't speak, this tough guy is invincible, and he really regards himself as a character.

That's fine, since you jump out against yourself, just erase it.

What a fart of the Supreme, when the time comes for you to be a joke!

Li Changlin made up his mind in his heart, of course, he didn't pay attention to the tough guy invincible at all, and returned directly to his original position.

For Li Changlin's ignorance, the tough guy is invincible and naturally angry, but this is useless at all.

On stage again, the tough guy Invincible decided to be cautious, he felt that Li Changlin still had some strength, but that's it, he didn't have too much pressure.

"The man who billed it needed 100,000 yuan to buy a car. But the man only brought 99,998 yuan, and he couldn't buy his beloved car with so many yuan. ”

Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door, and he hastened to the beggar and said, "Brother, I beg of you."

"The beggar asked him, 'What do you ask of me?'

"The man said, I want to buy a car, you just have to give me two dollars, please."

When the beggar heard this, he immediately graciously took out four one-dollar bills from his body and handed them to the man, and said, "No problem, take it, and buy one for me by the way."

This beggar is really amazing, and he thought that a car only cost two yuan a car, and I don't know if he really doesn't understand the industry, or if he is deliberately pretending. However, after the audience listened to this joke, many people immediately became happy.

"Poof!"

"Niu, this beggar's heart is really big."

"Haha, I want to buy a car for two dollars, it's really beautiful!"

Of course, the tough guy is invincible and won't laugh, as a professional talk show anchor, his expression is as calm as ever.

Looking calmly at the audience, he continued: "In this world, there are two most difficult feelings. ”

"One is a weak man who has always only known how to shed tears, and he will shed blood for you."

"The other is that a man who only knows how to bleed will shed tears for you."

"If you are lucky enough to meet one of these two kinds of people, please cherish him."

"Many friends in the audience may not know my name yet, I am a tough guy, the supreme talk show anchor of the brother platform."

"Since I became famous, many classmates and friends who haven't been in touch for a long time have reconnected with me."

"Among them, there will be a class flower when I am in high school, and I even sent me a text message."

She said in the letter that she hadn't seen her for so long and missed the days she used to be together. She said she missed me. ”

"When I saw this letter, I was actually very stupefied."

"I'd love to tell her two words, it's late!"

Burst!

Hearing this, many people couldn't help but spray.

What's the matter, I thought the tough guy was going to come to a pretty exciting show!

But who knows, he actually came to such two words, and it really deserves to be a turning point of God.

Many people can't help but have a burst of joy, and there are even players who leave messages in the chat channel to ask the tough guy to introduce the class flower to themselves.

In fact, everyone knows that this is simply a story made up by the tough guy invincible, and the reason why everyone is so happy is nothing more than a fun.

After the tough guy was invincible, Li Changlin came to the stage again.

He found that this tough guy is still quite level, but this level is more than a drop from those professional players on the planet.

Just when the tough guy was invincible, Li Changlin watched a lot of talk shows and jokes, and he was more sure of defeating the tough guy invincible.

After taking the stage, Li Changlin began to perform.

He calmly looked at the audience seats, and said softly: "Brothers all know that I, Li Changlin, can have today's achievements, and they are all slowly working hard step by step. ”

(End of chapter)