346.Chapter 346: The Five Elements Lack Virtue
It stands to reason that if you start playing at 7 o'clock in the evening, you should be able to get in, even if it is a high segment.
Unfortunately, it turns out that the time to queue up at a special time like the weekend, regardless of the segment, increases dramatically, and the higher the segment, the more so.
After waiting for a while, Ye Han still didn't get in, and then Tiandao suddenly sent him a message: "I haven't been lined up yet, why don't you go together?" ”
Tiandao's game ID in the national server is 'The Goddess of the Old Road of Mengcheng and Him', and now he has reached the twenty-seventh place of the king, and he is the person with the highest ranking score in the entire studio except for Ye Han and Ye Momei.
Of course, it is not because of his poor strength that he is behind the two in the rankings, after all, Ye Han and Ye Momei are both ranked long before him, and it is difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser.
"Okay." Seeing the news of Tiandao, Ye Han immediately quit the queue and waited, then invited Tiandao and clicked to start the game again.
"Meng Cheng, I heard that you quarreled with your daughter-in-law last night?" looked at the estimated time, it actually took nine minutes, Ye Han didn't care anymore, turned his head and chatted with Tiandao, because Tiandao's identity is special, so now on the Internet except Ye Han, no one else knows that this ID is Tiandao is using, however, Ye Han naturally will not talk to him about the live broadcast platform, but talk about some idle things, so that the audience in the live broadcast room can have fun.
"Well, yes, you know it all." Tiandao replied, he naturally knew that Ye Han asked this to activate the live broadcast room, because he would also be an anchor in the future, so now he is also happy to cooperate.
"I still don't know, I've heard about it for a long time." Ye Han said, "You said you, how can you quarrel with your daughter-in-law, with your daughter-in-law's body of more than 280 pounds, aren't you dying?" ”
......Seeing Ye Han's words, Tiandao suddenly fell silent, and he could only secretly pray in his heart that his future daughter-in-law did not see this, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
In the live broadcast room, seeing the conversation between Ye Han and Tiandao, the audience immediately became happy.
"More than two hundred and eighty pounds, it's me, and I can't quarrel with her."
"The upstairs is wrong, not only can't you quarrel, you have to offer it like an ancestor, lest she be unhappy and crush you to death with one finger."
"Two hundred and eighty pounds, is this a pig? The excuse is big, can you not be so funny. ”
"It's so unscrupulous, the excuse is big, you are pretending to be ordinary, I want to give you a yellow card!"
"You scared me! Money! Unless, you introduce me to a girlfriend who is the same as Evela! ”
"I'm giving you a chance to reorganize your language, how many days do you want me to silence you?"
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After a long time, Tiandao replied: "Excuse, when I used to go to the rivers and lakes, I met a fortune teller who set up a stall, and he was accurate in his fortune telling. ”
"Yo, and this one, why don't I know?" Seeing Tiandao's answer, Ye Han couldn't help but silently give him a thumbs up, this kid, no wonder the anchor's potential is of the highest level, no, he hasn't done a live broadcast, but this topic is connected, first-class, paused, and then typed and asked: "He calculated it for you, how did you calculate it?" ”
After typing, Ye Han said to the audience in the live broadcast room again: "My buddy, I used to run away from home and walked on the rivers and lakes for a while, and then I returned to my hometown by begging all the way, but I am also a strange person. ”
"He said that I am the Ninety-Five, and I am destined to become the true son of heaven!" Tiandao said.
"Huo, this cowhide is blowing a little big." Ye Han said with an exaggerated expression, and then he typed and asked, "What about later?" ”
"Then I beat him up and took away the ten dollars he collected from me." Tiandao said. "Damn, knowing that I am the Ninety-Five, I still dare to collect money, isn't this death?"
"This Nima, no wonder, after this kid ran away from home, he got better and better year by year, and this fortune teller was not all wrong." Ye Han cooperated and explained, "However, this is also ruthless, for ten yuan, is it worth it." ”
In the chat box, Tiandao immediately sent another sentence: "After that time, I also learned fortune telling, otherwise, I will calculate it for you, you are my brother, fortune telling is free!" ”
"Okay, you do the math." Ye Han said, and at the end, he asked again: "But, how do you calculate this?" People all look at palmistry and faces, you can't see me, how can you tell my fortune? ”
"No need for these, my fortune-telling method is more special, as long as you know your name and age." Tiandao said. "My fortune-telling method, but it comes from the Heavenly Master of the Ancient Era, that is a calculation, as far as the number of people in your studio, before joining your studio, they all asked me to calculate for them, and I calculated them accurately."
"Tsk, this is amazing, but the cave master and a few of them seem to have really calculated it, and I don't know if I was looking for him." Ye Han said, if he saw the way of heaven, even Ye Han, a person who had been prepared, had a slight curiosity in his heart, even Ye Han was like this, and the audience in the live broadcast room was even more curious.
"Yo, that's amazing!"
"Fortune telling or something, it's all fake science, and the excuse is big, don't believe it."
"The cave master has also counted it, no, the cave master doesn't seem to be such an unreliable person, even if the cave master is unreliable, Brother Ba and Director Dong shouldn't be unreliable."
"Fortune telling is all pseudoscience, not credible, not credible!"
"Fortune telling is not unbelievable, many things are not clear with science."
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Although he knew that Tiandao was going to perform a comic moment, Ye Han still echoed very cooperatively: "Ye Han, 20, Master Mengcheng, you hurry up and calculate it for me, well, even if it is marriage." ”
"Wait, I'll figure it out for you." Tiandao said, and waited for a few seconds before he continued: "Hey, I'm sorry, my Dao line is still a little worse, and I didn't calculate your marriage." ”
"No, what's the point?" Ye Han sighed slightly, typed and said, waited for a few seconds, and seeing that Tiandao didn't speak, he pretended to be nervous, and quickly typed and asked, "What's wrong, what's wrong, why don't you speak?" Master, it shouldn't be that something bad has been calculated, don't scare me, hurry up. ”
"Oh no, no, I'm not going to suffer a catastrophe in my life." Ye Han pretended to be nervous and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "This situation is just the same as the doctor's behavior when I went to the hospital to check on my aunt that year!" Later, my eldest sister-in-law said goodbye to me completely. ”
"Master, don't scare me." Ye Han pretended to be nervous and typed again.
After a long time, Tiandao said leisurely: "It's not a big deal, it's just that you kid, you lack virtue in the five elements, and you owe a beating in your life!" ”