Chapter 60: See Me Again

He is also strong, he is resolute, he is fearless, and he is ...... Well, I can't make it up.

I've never felt as unlucky as last night, and when I came to the Valley of the End to investigate, I ran into a boss! Still a wild one!

I didn't figure it out, so I went up to pick someone, but I was almost beaten to death, and then my freedom was restricted. The man didn't know what kind of torture he had inflicted on himβ€”at first it hurt all over his body, as if it hurt to the bones; Then there is the itch, and the itchy person wants to tear all the flesh to pieces; Finally, hemp, the whole person of hemp is almost wood!

At that time, Jiraiya's dumb hole had been solved, but he had no desire to speak. Instead, he missed the pain at the beginning, and felt that it would be good to roar like that!

Of course, Li Shuimu is currently only a holy body, not an immortal and immortal divine body, although a drop of heart essence blood has a miraculous effect, but the transformation is not very strong. Three hours later, more than half of Li Shuimu's essence blood had been absorbed by him, and the transformation was roughly completed, the feeling of soreness and numbness passed, and a heartfelt feeling of Su Shuang rose from the bottom of his heart.

It's just that I don't want to admit that the mysterious "dragon" will be so kind to his own benefit, he must have some conspiracy, and the discomfort before this is proof!

gave himself a psychological hint like this, and after more than two hours, he completely absorbed that drop of essence blood. At this time, his immobilization technique was also solved, and Zilai also got up to unravel the enchantment that Li Shuimu had set around him, and when he came out, he couldn't help but yell out to release the depression in his heart.

"What people!"

Suddenly, a loud shout was heard, and four people appeared around him.

Jiraiya looked at it and saw that it was actually a Konoha ninja costume, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of closeness in his heart (saw someone from his hometown?). ), and his voice softened, "Oh, Konoha ninja, it's been a long time!" ”

"Who are you?" Li Shuimu snorted coldly, acting as if he was seeing Jiraiya for the first time.

"Hehe, I'm actually the 'old man' of Konoha, you take a closer look and think about it, you should be able to recognize me!" Jilai also laughed, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the similarity and recognized him, "Hey, isn't this the same, remember that you used to always follow behind Watergate...... People don't recognize me, you should! ”

"......" and the same is a little confused, who is this person?" You are ......"

"I'm Jiraiya," Jiraiya said, jumping up again as he spoke, "Oh yo, I'm a 'toad immortal' since ~~~, too~~!" ”

"Fart!" And the same foot was furious, "How can I not recognize Jiraiya adult? Who are you? How dare you pretend to be an adult?! You naked man!! ”

"Naked Men ?!!"

This time he was confused, who did he say? Me, Jiraiya, naked man?!

In disbelief, Jilai also turned his gaze to himself, from top to bottom, his eyes instantly widened - when the two fought before, Jilai was also beaten by Li Shuimu, and his clothes were torn and hung on his body like a beggar's suit. After a few hours of recuperation, the injuries on the body are all healed, but the clothes are naturally unable to repair, when they just got out of trouble, they were completely broken, the clothes on the upper body and the forehead guard on the head have fallen off, and the pants on the lower body have also collapsed in a large area, leaving some cloth to protect the important parts......

When I just got out of trouble, I was so excited that I didn't realize it, but now I react, and when the wind blows, I can't help but feel a little cool......

"This ...... No matter who you are, can you find a dress to put on first? Li Shuimu cleared his throat and said a little seriously, "Although all the men present are there, it still feels weird." ”

Mu Ran nodded, and now he was in no mood to speak at all, so he just mechanically took out the spare clothes from the storage scroll he brought and put them on.

But my heart was full of griefβ€”

Thinking about him, when has he ever been so embarrassed? (Do you have less time when you're embarrassed?) οΌ‰

When is it not chic and dignified? (What the hell are you like, don't you have a B number in your heart?) οΌ‰

When is it not timely personable? (You, who always peep into the women's bathhouse, do you have such a thing as demeanor?) οΌ‰

was actually looked at by a few men in public, and now it's completely shameless! (What's wrong with being looked at by men?) You haven't been to a men's bathhouse, have you? Besides, you have a face when you are often chased and beaten by women? οΌ‰

Woo woo~~~

Jiraiya's heart is full of cows: I haven't caught up with Tsunade yet, why did I end up in this step?

These people have seen my embarrassment, will they say more when they go back to the village?

Otherwise......

I kill people?!

Thinking about it, Zilai also raised his head and looked at Li Shuimu and the four of them with some ill will......

A little Jiraiya with demonic wings popped up in his mind, and said sinisterly: "Kill them, anyway, no one knows about this wilderness!" In the future, you will still be the one who is loved, smart and handsome Miaomu Mountain Immortal, and the white-haired boy Zilaiye! ”

"No, no, no!" A little Jiraiya with angel wings flew out of his mind again, "Jiraiya, how could you have such a dangerous idea?" Are you still the toad immortal who sticks to love and justice? Are you worthy of the three generations of masters who have worked hard to teach you unity and friendship since childhood? ”

"Three generations? Are you sure that old man has taught this? Don't you say that Jiraiya's lascivious nature has nothing to do with the teaching of the three generations? Would a teacher who can take students to peep into a women's bathhouse be a good person? The demon said with a roll of his eyes.

"......" Angel was speechless for a while, thinking about the original intention of the three generations to create the "telescope technique", he couldn't say that he was a good person, and said with some embarrassment: "That, what the three generations teach is that you should have 'love' ...... from you."

"I've never been very 'loving'!" The demon also rolled his eyes again, "And he has developed into a fraternity!" ”

"Then how do you face your beloved Tsunade when you do this?" The angel also made a trick and said.

"yes, I can't do that! I'm a positive person, I have to face Tsunade with a righteous face! Zilai also firmly believed.

"Damn!" Mindfulness for a lifetime, the demon had no choice but to quit, "Don't be complacent, I'll come back~~~"

Over there, the four of them got together, looking at themselves muttering there, their faces changed rapidly, a moment of insidiousness, a moment of righteousness, Yamashiro Aoba couldn't help but say: "That, I said is there a problem with this person?" ”

As he spoke, he pointed to his head, "Why do you keep talking to yourself there, and you still look rich?" ”

"Perhaps, he's performing a one-act play?" He scratched his head and said uncertainly, "Want to adjust the atmosphere?" ”

"Ahem~" Moonlight Storm coughed and said, "It seems that the rumored Lord Jiraiya often has some strange behaviors, very much like a servant, and he is very consistent with this." Speaking of which, are you really sure he's not a self-raiser? ”

"Then of course I'm sure! When I was with the four generations of adults, I can always see them, so I can't recognize them. "Besides, he was almost forty years old when he left the village, and after more than ten years, he should have been over fifty years old!" Even if you are a 'fairy' with good maintenance, you should look like a middle-aged person in your forties. But look at this manβ€”"

said, and pointed at Jiraiya and said: "It looks like he is in his early thirties at most, can he be an adult?" ”

After taking a closer look, he continued to say: "Of course, in order to pretend to be Lord Jiraiya, this person still put a lot of effort into this outfit - his face is really like Lord Jiraiya when he was young. His white hair is dyed very similarly, just like the real thing! It's just that it's grown a lot, and Jiraiya's hair didn't grow so long when he was young. There are also red facial lines that are a little long, and the facial lines of Jiraiya adults when they were young were very short...... Ah, the scroll on the back is very similar, this prop is in place! Legend has it that the scroll that Jiraiya carries every day is the psychic scroll of Myoki Mountain, a psychic shrine, and it is a very thick, green scroll......"

"Well, how do I sound like Jiraiya-sama except for my age?" Li Shuimu said with a strange expression.

"Anyway, it seems to be true!" And scratched his head again, "If he summons a toad, it will be more like." ”

"Psychics!" It was as if he had heard it, and immediately summoned a large red toad.

"I'm Γ—, and I'm really a !! from the self."