Liu Tianqi thought about the classic closed-eyed and turned-head lion game in his mind, and then looked at the pair of closed-eyed and twisted lion placed at the door of the Yinquan Grand Theater, only to feel that this theater was full of weirdness.

When night fell, the sky was about to get dark, and the time was exactly more than seven o'clock, and the people who watched the theater rushed to the Yinquan Theater one after another.

Liu Tianqi walked around, also a little tired, entered the Yinquan Theater in advance, the theater is very large, divided into three floors, Liu Tianqi's location is on the second floor, here is a position near the guardrail, Liu Tianqi sat down, the theater put a cup of tea in front of each seat, a small dish of melon seeds, these are free, if it is not enough to continue, it is necessary to add money.

Liu Tianqi sat on the chair, swallowed melon seeds, took out his mobile phone and browsed casually, while other people here also bought tickets one after another to enter the venue.

Liu Tianqi was eating happily, and suddenly two people sat down on the side, Liu Tianqi saw that it was the fat man of the scalper, and his object Internet celebrity girl.

Liu Tianqi turned his head and met the fat man's eyes.

"Yo, Brother Niu!" Liu Tianqi glanced at the fat man and said teasingly.

When the fat man saw Liu Tianqi, he couldn't wipe his face away and said, "Hahaha...... What Brother Niu, my name is Yu Ran, brother, don't laugh at me. ”

Liu Tianqi smiled shyly when he saw the fat man being so shy: "It's a little interesting, buddy, you became very fast, when you sold tickets just now, you were very arrogant?" ”

When the fat man heard this, he smiled bitterly and said, "Make some living money, brother, forgive me." ”

Liu Tianqi was talking to the fat man, and the fat man next to him took a sip of tea and said: "Phew, what kind of broken tea is this, fat man, change Longjing for me, I want this year's spring tea!" ”

The fat man listened to the words of the Internet celebrity girl, and immediately beckoned: "Waiter." ”

"Hello sir, is there anything you need?" The waiter came to the fat man and asked.

When the fat man heard this, he said, "Is there a new dragon well here this year?" ”

"Oh, sir, it's not a coincidence, no." The waiter looked at the fat man and said, the fat man was obviously relieved when he heard this, and then the Internet celebrity girl said: "What, Longjing doesn't have it, so what is the most expensive tea you have here?" ”

"This ......" The waiter looked at the fat man, and the Internet celebrity girl frowned and said, "Look at what he does, say, what is the most expensive of yours?" ”

"Miss Hui, my best tea is Wuyi Mountain Da Hong Pao, divided into one product and two products, one product and one pot, and two products and five hundred and one pots, you see if you want to taste it." The waiter looked at the Internet celebrity girl and said.

The Internet celebrity girl nodded when she heard this and said, "I thought that you had such a big theater and didn't have any good things, so you would have to pay for a thousand, and the fat man would pay." ”

The fat man listened to the words of the Internet celebrity girl, his face drooped and said: "A pot of 1,000 yuan, what is the difference between 500 and 1,000?" ”

"Mr. Hui, in fact, ordinary people can't drink the difference between the two, this thousand yuan of Wuyi Mountain Dahongpao, the tea trees produced are national first-class protected plants, each tree is a hundred years old, so the tea it produces is more expensive, as for the five hundred yuan is a batch of third-level protected trees, naturally cheap." The waiter looked at the fat man and said.

The fat man looked back at the Internet celebrity girl when he heard this and said, "My dear, these two teas taste the same, and what they sell is actually a brand, do you think we want five hundred?" ”

"What, five hundred, fat man, I'll tell you, if you dare to order five hundred, I'll break up with you!" The Internet celebrity girl looked at the fat man and yelled, with an arrogant attitude.

The fat man listened to the words of the Internet celebrity girl, clenched his fists and said, "Okay, a thousand is a thousand." ”

The fat man said as he took out his wallet and took out the money he earned as a scalper, and handed ten sheets to the waiter, who nodded and said, "Wait a minute." ”

Liu Tianqi saw all this in his eyes, shook his head with a smile, and it was obvious that it was this fat man who was chasing the Internet celebrity girl, and the Internet celebrity girl didn't want to have a good relationship with the fat man, and treated the fat man as a Kaizi, but Liu Tianqi couldn't say anything about this kind of thing, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer, and others were in charge.

But at this time, Liu Tianqi's eyes on the fat man were no longer so hostile, this guy was also a bitter man, when the scalper was scolded to make some money, he was all ruined by this loser Internet celebrity girl.

Liu Tianqi thought of this and picked up the teacup and took a sip of the tea inside, the tea given for free, in fact, tasted very good.

Thinking of this, Liu Tianqi continued to play with his mobile phone and sip melon seeds, waiting for the Peking Opera to start in the evening.

At half past seven o'clock in the evening, the theater was basically full, and at this time, the announcer walked out of the stage.

"Welcome to the Yinquan Grand Theater, today is everyone's favorite Xiaoxilou teacher's special session, thank you for coming to support Xiaoxilou teacher."

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Okay, let's gossip below, please watch the opening scene, the concubine is drunk, performer: Xiao Xilou. Applause, please. ”

"Good ......"

As soon as the host finished speaking, there was a burst of applause, followed by the opening of the stage curtain, and the musical instrument team began to play.

Knock knock knock......

There was a burst of appearance music, and two flower-faced eunuchs Pei Lishi and Gao Lishi (eunuchs of the Tang Dynasty) appeared at the same time, and hummed two words in their mouths: "Uh-huh!" ”

"Good!"

The audience is really happy, as soon as the two of them came on the stage, the audience began to applaud, Liu Tianqi knocked the melon seeds, and a little doubt flashed in his eyes, what was going on, he always felt that something was wrong.

Liu Tianqi's stunned kung fu, the two eunuchs in the audience had already read the confession, and Liu Tianqi only listened to one sentence.

"We're going to work in shifts!"

followed by two small yellow doors playing signs, followed by six little palace maids, each holding a lantern or something.

When all these people came to the stage and stood up, they heard a crisp sound behind the screen: Swing!

"Well, the Lord is here." Liu Tianqi's eyes lit up when he heard this voice, and Xiao Xilou finally appeared.

As Liu Tianqi looked at it, he saw a person wearing a yellow Peking Opera long costume, wearing a Peking Opera headdress on his head, wearing heavy makeup, and holding a folding fan, looking like an indescribable style.

"What a Yang Guifei! Good little west building. Liu Tianqi's eyes lit up a little when he saw this noble lady, and she was even more feminine than a woman.

Xiao Xilou stood still in the middle of the field, with a fancy in his hand, and slowly sang in the Siping tune in Peking Opera: "The island ice wheel is beginning to turn, see the jade rabbit, see the jade rabbit and rise to the east early......"

"Good!" As soon as Xiao Xilou opened his throat, the people below began to applaud desperately, shouting one by one with their throats playful.

Liu Tianqi listened to Xiao Xilou's singing, his brows furrowed, this voice is so strange, it comes and goes, but why did this group of audiences listen to it so devotedly, shouldn't it?

Liu Tianqi thought of this, turned his head and looked at the audience in front and back, and found that these audience members were in a daze at this time, staring directly at the stage, and they couldn't do anything other than shouting good, as if they were fascinated by something.

"No, these people didn't react right!" Liu Tianqi observed the audience for a while, and suddenly exclaimed!