Chapter 1: He-She

The air in this village is crisp.

As soon as the sun rises in the morning, the insects and birds outside the village reveal the vitality of the village.

The furnishings in the room are very simple, and the cleaning is exceptionally clean, but a huge white cocoon on the bed is really quite abrupt.

Thorn, out of the white cocoon came a hand, white, slender, even the nails were round and just right.

The white cocoon instantly turned into dust and disappeared into the air after this hand was drilled out.

The figure on the bed looked very petite, but the wide T-shirt and jeans completely blocked the figure, and the long black hair was scattered on the figure, making the face a little blurry.

The man on the bed sat up, as if he hadn't come back to his senses, and scratched his forehead with his hand, but he didn't feel the usual feeling of pricking his hand. My eyes widened, and I saw the black and flexible hair.

"Ah......h

Just wanted to open his mouth to scream, but found that his voice had changed, Yan Lingshuang quickly covered his mouth.

Suddenly I felt something strange in my chest.

Move your hands down.

What are these two soft things?

I pulled open the neckline and looked down carefully, and it was a white flower! No, dizziness.

That's right, my brother!

His hands reached between his legs again, but he did not find the little brother who had accompanied him for seventeen years, and he could only feel a trace of smoothness in his hand.

Quickly bounced up from the bed, wanting to get out of bed and go to the coat realm to see what was going on with him, as soon as he got up, this Yan Lingshuang fell into the mud.

It seems that he has become shorter, this is Yan Lingshuang's first feeling when he stands up. The two lumps of flesh on the chest also affect the search for the center of gravity.

After taking a few steps back and forth, Yan Lingshuang, who finally found the center of gravity, rushed to the dressing mirror with one arrow step.

Brushing aside the hair on his head that looked a little messy, the mirror suddenly reflected a face that was overwhelming. Willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, Qiong nose and cherry mouth, every facial feature can be said to be a perfect existence at a glance, and the combination does not appear abrupt, but more harmonious on this small slap face, more fairy. That's right, it's immortal.

And the wide t-shirt and jeans were very unsightly at this time, and Yan Lingshuang simply took them off.

When Yan Lingshuang, who was stripped naked, stood in front of the mirror again, he was already suffocated by the beauty of the people in the realm.

The delicate face, the white jade skin, and the two pink buds on the twin peaks on the chest are as lovely as cherries.

And underneath the twin peaks is a slender waist. Although the body is petite, the proportions of the legs are quite coordinated, and it is very slender. And that mysterious triangle turned out to be a piece of light.

How do you feel that your nose is hot, touch it with your hand, your fingers are warm, and your eyes are blood-red, damn, your nosebleed, hurry up and get toilet paper. Although his usual personality is timid and fearful, and he is a little gentle with his classmates, he is also a seventeen-year-old young man with strong blood, and when he sees such a scene at this time, he can't control his blood at all.

Quickly climbed into bed and took a napkin to wipe his nose, during which he accidentally dripped a few drops of nosebleeds on the bed.

", get up!"

This is? Dad?

The sound of the switch spinning has sounded.

The door was pushed open from the outside!

", what ...... you do"

The air was suddenly quiet.

The two looked at each other speechlessly.

The girl in front of her was covering her face naked, and there were blood stains on the sheets.

"Holy!"

Boom!

There was a loud slamming of the door.

"Smash, when did you bring back the person you brought back yesterday not say a word to Dad, don't you lock the door when you do things?"

Ling Shuang on the bed was full of black lines.

"What's going on? What the kid is dad? ”

The old mother also quickly ran over when she heard the movement.

Dad pulled Mom past her, and the mystery was mysterious in her ear.

"I'll tell you, my son doesn't know when he brought back a little girl yesterday, and when I went in, the little girl was naked, and there was blood on the sheets!"

"Wait, you said you showed the body of the little girl? Could it be your future daughter-in-law's girl? "Mom is obviously very good at getting to the point.

Dad suddenly felt that the mother in front of him instantly turned into a wild beast!

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! ”

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'll clean you up later! Get out of the way, let me see how the little girl is doing. ”

"Hey!"

Dad flashed to the side.

The old mother straightened her expression in front of the door, showed the smile that she thought was the kindest, and opened the door and entered.

When I opened the door, I saw a little girl sitting on the bed wrapped in a sheet, well, there was indeed some blood on the bed.

But......

What about my son?!

There was a big question mark above my mother's head.

Look under the bed, no, in the cupboard, no, under the desk, well, no.

Yan Lingshuang sat on the bed and looked at the mother who was looking for "him", the "culprit".

After "his" mother made sure that there was no bastard son in every corner of the room where people could hide, she finally set her eyes on the bed.

"Which, little girl, have you seen our son?"

"Mom......"

"Aha, don't be like this, don't be like this, the voice is quite sweet, but it's still early, just call Auntie Auntie!"

But what does this smug look mean?

The pig in the family will finally arch the cabbage?

"Mom......"

"It's all said, you don't have to be so early, just call Auntie."

Choked back again.

"Mom......"

"This child, although the aunt who is called is very comfortable, but really just need to be called auntie."

Ling Shuang's head was full of black lines.

"Mom! I am your son! ”

"You don't have to call it that...... What the hell?! ”

……

In the restaurant downstairs, Ling Shuang was wearing a simple dress that his mother gave him, and he didn't wear underwear, "he" his mother said that he didn't seem to have "his" size.

Square dining table.

Mom and Dad sit on one side, and "he", the "son", sits on the other side.

"Are you really my son?"

His dad spoke first.

"Really!"

"Can my son be so pretty?"

"Forehead ......"

"In that case, you prove it and show me!"

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"A notch under the spare tire compartment of the back box......"

Boom!

There was a loud slap on the table.

"Sure enough, it's my son, needless to say!"

Dad is very righteous and awe-inspiring!

Mom is looking at Dad. Dad was a creepy look.

"Keys."

"Wife~"

“1~~”

brush, a bunch of keys were quickly thrown out by my father, and his face was full of pain.

Take the keys and go out.

After two chirps, followed by a sound of the door closing, Dad's body was already lying on the table, as if an invisible white spirit had floated away from his body.

The old lady walked in with a small wad of banknotes in her hand.

Sure enough, it's a son!