Chapter 2: Cute Monkey Pseudo-Horse
Tai Bai Xing usually doesn't have any hobbies, just likes to meditate, practice an elixir or something.
One day, a very precious elixir of his life suddenly fell into the mortal world, and the aura leaked out, making the wolves, tigers, and black bears on a mountain turn into little monsters.
Hey, if you don't lose the elixir, who let the big guy speak, I can only watch my elixir long legs run away to create the first difficulty of the Tang monk.
However, the precious elixir was lost but Taibai was very happy, this is a great merit to learn scriptures from the west, he accidentally lost the elixir, the monster accidentally tied up Tang Seng, and he went down to save people, this is good fate, and in the future, the heavens will send merit and luck, and he can also get a piece of the pie if he takes the lead and dips in cause and effect.
"It's almost time, I should save that Tang Sanzang!"
Tai Bai Xing descended to earth, came to Shuangjiao Ridge, turned into an old man, fell into the dense forest on crutches, and came to the place he calculated, Tai Bai's divine sense was swept away, but his expression changed in an instant.
"What's going on!"
He turned into a green wind and drifted away, and in the middle of a forest, he saw a bald head, handsome eyebrows, and a muscular man holding a machete to cut and kill the three cute girls tied to the tree.
"Sanzang and slow!" Taibai exclaimed.
Roy looked back and saw an old guy dressed in a Taoist robe, wearing a purple and gold crown, with a white beard, floating dust in his hand, and a fairy spirit and a childish face, who was hurrying towards him.
"Who are you?" Roy was slightly puzzled.
"I am the white star in the sky." Taibai hurriedly reported to his home.
"Oh."
Roy nodded, and turned back to get back on with what he was going to do.
"Sanzang and slow!"
Taibai teleported in front of the three monsters, and said in horror: "You are a monk, how can you kill at will?" Monks should be compassionate, you have the heavy responsibility of learning from the scriptures, how can you kill sins in vain! ”
Roy first glared at the three goblins who were about to speak, and they trembled and didn't dare to speak, so he smiled at Taibai and said: "The monks also have the Dharma Protector Vajra, and it's not completely impossible to kill any of them, the three of them eat countless people, shouldn't they be killed?" ”
Taibai said: "The Buddhists say that they put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, why don't you be lenient and let them live?" ”
Roy groaned and said, "You want to save them?" ”
"I want you not to kill in vain." Taibai has lived for I don't know how many years, how can he not hear that there is a pit in Roy's words.
Roy smiled: "Okay, I let them go, if they are eating people, I will kill you to pay for the lives of the dead, the lives of immortals are also lives, and the lives of mortals are also lives, I seem to be the same, do you think this is good?" ”
The corners of Taibai's mouth twitched, does this mean that you have to pit yourself?
Anyway, why is this Tang Seng so powerful? It stands to reason that it shouldn't, although these little demons are weak, they should be stronger than Tang Seng who is mortal in the flesh! Why..... Can't beat it?
Forget it, for the sake of luck and learning from the scriptures, I still follow Tang Seng.
Taibai smiled: "This is a great good, if you let them go, I will educate them to accumulate virtue and do good." ”
The knife in Roy's hand flashed, and the rope that tied the three cute demons was immediately broken, and he said with a smile: "Then you should watch them carefully, if I see them eating people, I will kill you, don't doubt my strength." ”
He appeared in front of Tai Bai Xing and punched him in the stomach.
Burst!
Tai Bai Xing immediately spurted a mouthful of blood dozens of meters away, holding his stomach and kneeling on one knee weakly, his face full of horror.
What the hell is wrong with this, although he is said to be the reincarnation of the golden cicada, but it is impossible for the golden cicada to beat himself like this in the world, his own body protection powers, and the immortal family's magic weapons and robes are all useless, and this punch has hit his origin hard!
Immediately afterwards, Taibai regretted it, why did he take over these three little demons, in case they ran away, then when he saw Tang Sanzang in the future, would he really be killed by him?
Also, why is Tang Seng so strong?
Wouldn't it be a joke to come here and give him the task of guiding his apprentice to the location?
Tang Sanzang, who is so strong, really uses people to protect him?
Roy grinned and said, "You really don't have to fight, but it's not bad, at least I know what level you immortals are, okay, you can be here yourself, I'm going to the West Heaven." ”
As he spoke, he turned around and left, ignoring Tai Bai Xing talking from behind, and Tai Bai didn't dare to chase him, he was afraid that Roy would punch him again.
After taking the three little demons, Taibai wanted to raise them in Heaven, so that none of them could kill anyone, and he didn't have to worry about being killed in the future.
Thinking of the fact that the boy monster sitting down in the future will run out, he decided not to inform those people, he can't just let himself eat alone!
Roy traveled westward on his own, exuding his own coercion along the way, whether it was a python or a tiger, seeing him all whimpering and lying on the ground motionless, avoiding many small troubles.
After walking for about a day, Roy came to the vicinity of the Two Realms Mountain, saw the majestic and steep peak, and inquired with the nearby hunters, Roy was sure that this was the Five Elements Mountain.
The prey that lived here showed Roy the way, and Roy walked towards the pruning monkey at the foot of the Marble Mountains, his eyes full of anticipation.
It's just that when he arrived, he saw a girl with short yellow hair and big and bright eyes pressed down the mountain in the rocks at the foot of the mountain.
"Why, it's a mother!" Roy looked at him with resentment on his face under the monkey.
The monkey said, "Are you a monk sent by the king of the East to the west to learn scriptures?" ”
Roy sighed and nodded, "It's me." ”
The monkey was overjoyed, and his voice was crisp, and he said with joy:
"I am the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and I was pressed here by the Buddha just because I committed a crime. The former has a Guanyin Bodhisattva, who receives the will of the Buddha and goes to the East to find scriptures. I taught him to save me, and he advised me not to commit murder again, to return to the Dharma, to protect the people who take the scriptures diligently, and to worship the Buddha in the West. Therefore, I was afraid day and night, just waiting for Master to come and save me. I would like to ensure that you learn from the scriptures and be an apprentice with you. ”
After speaking, the monkey looked at Roy's muscles full of iron bumps, as well as the invisible strong momentum, and said in his heart: "Does such a person really need protection?" ”
Roy sighed and said, "Okay, the female monkey is the female monkey, you will be my big apprentice in the future, by the way, what's your name?" ”
The monkey said: "My legal name is Sun Wukong, and the common name is Sun Mengmeng." ”
Roy almost vomited her blood, and sighed: "Wukong, don't mention your common name in the future, it's the teacher's heart." ”
"Yes, Master, please let me out! You climb to the top of the hill and ....."
Roy didn't wait for Goku to finish speaking, then stopped her from talking and said, "I know how to let you go." ”
As he spoke, he squatted slightly, put his hands into the rocks that pressed the monkey, and the green tendons on his arms burst out, and he lifted the mountain with a loud shout.
Wukong crawled out of the trap from inside, watched Roy gently put down the mountain with a cold sweat on his face, and said in his heart: "Such a strong man, do you really need me to protect him?" ”
Wukong stood in front of Roy, saluted respectfully, and said, "Master." ”
Roy smiled and touched her head and said, "Good." ”
It seemed that Roy was calm, but his heart was turned upside down.
What's going on! What's the situation with this Wukong! Is this wearing a sex suit?
A bodice that covers the upper part, although the chest is not majestic, it is not small, there is a groove, a super short skirt is enough, why is there a pair of black stockings!
In other words, the quality of these stockings is too good, and they will not be broken for 500 years!
Also, why high heels!
Where is there a little monkey on the body?
It's clearly a one-meter-five-five Lori.,The slender body is very much like the kind of comic heroine in the book!
Roy said secretly: "This is not the world of Journey to the West at all, but a completely different parallel world that I don't know what he is!" ”
After rubbing a few times on the master's palm, Wukong felt the incomparably strong power, and saw the master's tight muscles, so secure!
So, do such people really need to protect themselves?
Roy looked at Wukong in front of him and took a deep breath, and secretly said What the hell is this, forget it, female apprentices are female apprentices, go to the West Heaven to see what else is female, this journey should be quite interesting.
The master and apprentice then set off, and they didn't prepare to salute, they ate wild fruits when they were hungry, and drank mountain springs when they were thirsty, and Wukong also honestly followed Roy westward, but at night, Roy always heard Wukong holding a golden hoop stick and humming alone.
Pity the monkey who has been forbidden for 500 years..... But why don't you know how to avoid being a teacher!
This must be a lesson!
Early the next morning, he dug up bamboo shoots and roasted them to eat, and Roy said to Wukong: "The golden hoop stick is a good baby, it can be big and small, and it can be changed, can't you let me hear it when you use it in the future?" ”
"You've discovered my secret!" Wukong's expression was blushing, and he took the golden hoop stick and said angrily: "It seems that I can't keep you!" ”
Roy complained: "Your voice is so loud, I just can't hear it!" ”
"Hmph, I don't want to follow you to the West Heaven, I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain to be my king!" Goku said that he was about to leave.
Roy snorted coldly, "Looks like we have to use the Tightening Charm!" ”
His figure flashed, and before Goku could react, Roy appeared in front of her, and his hands were clasped to her head, like a hoop.
"Hmm... What do you want! Wukong broke out in a cold sweat.
"Spell of Tightness!"
Roy said, his hands pressed together.
Stretch ---
Goku's head is deformed.
"Ahh To go.. I'm going...."
Goku screamed, gasping for air: "To.... I'm going to see a brain department! ”
Her head had almost turned from a small round to an oval.
Puff Pass-
Roy let go, and Goku lay directly on the grass, his eyes blank and drooling, as if he had just been raped.
"Nima, did I strayed into the book Journey to the West?" Roy thought so.
It took Wukong a long time to regain her senses, and after she recovered, she got up and looked at Roy respectfully and said, "Master, the apprentice will never dare to be naughty anymore." ”
"Well, just remember."
Roy gestured his hands into a circle, then staggered them over, and said, "If you make mistakes in the future, that's what it looks like!" ”
Wukong shuddered, and said again in his heart: "By the way, do I really need to protect him?" ”
The master and apprentice walked for two days, and on this day the two of them were walking in the dense forest, when suddenly a whistle sounded on the side of the road, the grass shook, and six figures jumped out at once.
One shouted, "Where are you two going!" Hurry up and drop off your luggage and spare your life! ”
These six people are tall, short, fat and thin, with big swords, bows, arrows, chains, and hammers, and they look quite fierce.
Wukong was about to step forward to play them for a while, but Roy moved first, he walked to the side of the tree that could be about a hundred years old, hugged the tree with both hands, and lifted it up, and in an instant, the earth and stones started, and all the roots like pythons appeared from the ground, and the whole tree was pulled out by Roy.
Throwing the big tree aside, looking at the six strong ones, Roy said decently: "Amitabha, the poor monk will not leave his hand to kill demons, and he will still give a chance to kill people." ”
"Grandpa spares his life!" The six robbers threw their weapons away, and without saying a word, they knelt down.
"The children can be taught." Roy nodded and said, "Then follow me to the government to confess your guilt, whether you are dead or alive and listen to the government." ”
After two days of sending the robbers to the government's mansion, Roy took Goku to continue westward, and after another five or six days, the weather turned cooler, and the first snow fell early.
Roy is still wearing a gray monk's robe, showing his muscles, he has never had the slightest cold in the wind and snow, Wukong has mana, and naturally he is not afraid of cold and heat.
There was a loud sound of running water in the distance, the cliffs were rugged and the road was difficult to walk, and the master and apprentice walked not far when they saw a mountain stream in front of the two of them.
Roy didn't stop either, jumping over with both feet, and Goku did the same.
Suddenly, there was a strange sound in the mountain stream, and when the two looked back, they saw a white dragon leaping out of the mountain stream and landing in front of the two.
The white dragon turned into a young man with red lips and white teeth, but he was dressed like a girl, and he saluted: "Dare to ask this monk who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?" ”
Roy nodded, "Exactly." ”
The little white dragon hurriedly said: "I have been waiting for a long time again on the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the son of Ao Yan, the dragon king of the West Sea, committed a capital crime because he accidentally burned the night pearl rewarded by raindrops. ”
Saying that, the little white dragon couldn't help but think worriedly, does this monk really need protection? Such a wide mountain stream jumped over at once, isn't this the person the Bodhisattva said is weak and needs to be used as a foot force, right?
"Oh~ You are also quite my master's apprentice?"
Wukong held the golden hoop stick on the face of the little white dragon, and he slurred his speech, "No, Guanyin Bodhisattva said let me be a mount for the master." ”
"Oh ~ mount!" Wukong said that he took the golden hoop stick and smashed it into the mouth of the little white dragon, and said with a smile: "That's good, let me train first~"
The golden hoop stick in her hand turned into a whip and whipped on the little white dragon, the little white dragon screamed, and sat on the ground with tears in his eyes, like a fertilized little Lori, but unfortunately he is a man!
Roy found that this thing seems to enjoy being taught by Wu Air?
Anyway, Goku seems to have a habit of S*M, I'll go.... Did I really enter the world of the book...