Chapter 56: Ultimate Perverted Spicy, Do You Want to Try It?
Chapter 56 Ultimate Perverted Spicy, Do You Want to Try It?
"Tsk, how can there be such a narcissistic person as you in this world?" The crispy voice said Ziyue's heart, and when she turned her head to see her heart, her heart thumped a few times!
Almighty Palace Master, could you please tell me, when the Immortal Monarch and the Neon Dress Fairy appeared together, how would she live?
If you want to say that the male creatures in the sky, what she is most afraid of is the cynical and immodest fairy who is ready to show the lower limit anytime and anywhere, and what she is most afraid of among the female creatures is the neon fairy who wants to strip her naked and throw her on the bed and cry every moment!
Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-hooligan! Especially beware of female hooligans!
"Jingyi has seen the fairy in neon clothes." Must be polite and not give her any chance to play on the topic.
"Xiao Jingyi, we meet again, come over and let my sister take care of you." The fairy came up and touched her face unceremoniously, with a flirtatious and provocative expression, "As soon as I heard Fuhua say that the person to take care of is you, I will come over immediately, why don't you come to thank my sister?" ”
Ziyue is so blue and thin, and she is a good shiitake mushroom. Palace master, do you really want to take care of her when you find such two people, don't you want to kill her?
She didn't offend the palace master, did she?
"Nishang, are you going to take care of her or scare her to death?" Isn't it true that she didn't control her mouth and said what was in her heart? Otherwise, how could so many people help her say what was on her mind? But even if she doesn't keep the door open, she won't make a man's voice!
Ziyue turned her head, and she was another legendary acquaintance, Qingyuan Miaodao Erlang appeared as a saint and true monarch.
Erlang God, how many young idols! It should be more reliable, right?
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Yang Jian hook Zhang Daoren's neck and pull him in front of him, with a wicked smile on his face: "I said, why did you disappear as soon as you came in, it turned out that you were in a hurry to tease the little girl?" You're the one your friends and relatives are talking about, right? ”
The...... Is it likely to be reliable?
"You're here? Didn't you say that there are still Chan girls? What about people? As soon as Zhang Daoren got out of Yang Jian's restraint, the thief's eyes shot everywhere.
"Hmph." Yang Jianpi didn't smile, "With you, do you think I will bring Chan'er?" ”
Is Zhang Daoren the only one who needs to be guarded against? In addition to male hooligans, there are also female hooligans!
Ziyue reacted later, Chan'er should be the sister of Erlang God Yang Jian, the fairy Yang Chan of Huashan, who had met at the Sifan banquet.
"These are four people, isn't there still an invitation ticket? Who did you give it to? The fairy in the neon dress also turned over Ziyue's vegetable basket very familiarly, without raising her head.
This posture is simply the same as Zhang Daoren's hair! It is worthy of being the two major evils of Ziyue's self-styled fairy world!
"It's not certain whether people will come or not, let's talk about it."
Who is so generous to put the invitation ticket waiting for it to expire?
Ziyue's doubts flashed in her heart, and before she had time to think about it, she heard Zhang Daoren shouting: "It doesn't matter who he is, there are few people who don't open their mouths, so they fall on the ground, when are we going to eat?" ”
Ziyue: ...... What if I suddenly don't want to cook? I just want to put this basket of vegetables on your head right now!
"Well, it's better to have one less mouth." The fairy in the neon dress also put the question just now to her mind, wrapped one hand around Ziyue's waist, leaned on her ear and whispered, "Is it okay to go to me?" Kitchenware and seasonings are all available! What do you want to do...... That's it. ”
The fragrant and slightly moist heat hovered in her ears, like a small snake stretching in her ears, Ziyue was crispy from her ears to her bones, and then to her heart, and even her heartbeat stopped twice!
Can she say no?
But unfortunately, the fairy didn't give her this chance.
"What's the flavor today?" Zhang Daoren circled around Ziyue like a begging pug.
Immortals all know that only Ziyue doesn't want to do it, and there is no dish that can't be made! So don't doubt if she can do it, just know what she wants to do.
"You're blind, so many chili peppers, it must be a spicy dish!" The fairy despises it.
"Of course I know it's spicy dishes! What kind of dish is the problem? "Zhang Daoren is still justified even if he is ignorant.
Ziyue glanced up at them, lowered her head and replied softly, "It's all home-cooked food." ”
"This copy is all a folk town background, although the region should be a place where the two lakes are prosperous, but it is a folk town after all, you still expect Bao Shen to have a full belly full of Han people!" Zhang Daoren didn't give face at all, and just complained.
Ziyue secretly complained in her heart, she just bought it like this when she knew it! Are you really stupid for me? You can't be smart enough to despise my IQ, can you?!
"It's just some ordinary chicken, duck, fish and some fruits and vegetables, what are you going to do?" The fairy asked.
"Boiled fish, shredded fish-flavored pork, pijiu duck and diced spicy chicken." Ziyue has some regrets, in fact, at this time, the most suitable food is Mao Xuewang! It's a pity that I don't know if these people eat animal offal or not, so they didn't take this risk.
"Will Mao Xuewang do it?" Yang Jian asked suddenly.
Ziyue was stunned, such a coincidence? hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, Jingyi doesn't know what taboos you have, so I didn't dare to buy ......"
"Taboo?! How can it be? Let's take a walk, let's add another dish! As soon as he heard that a dish had been missed, Zhang Daoren immediately braked sharply, turned his head and went straight to the market he had just walked out of.
Ziyue: ...... The back just now, why is it so much like a cheerful dog grabbing food?
"What are you waiting for? Let's go! "Well, the rest of the two goods are not much different, and when they heard this, they immediately turned their heads, and they were happier than the golden light dog running in front.
In short, this supplementary shopping turned into a study of "how to move the vegetable market home", and after making bold assumptions and careful verification, the elegantly designed house of the Nishang Fairy became a vegetable market. In the sea of Caishan meat, the three of them watched Ziyue enter the kitchen, just like a martyr on a battlefield where death was inevitable.
"By the way, what spicy are you going to eat?" The martyr walked into the kitchen door, and the wooden door that had just been closed poked out of the head of a woman with a usurper before the solemn and tragic atmosphere had dissipated.
"What's spicy? Spicy? Spicy? The golden dog asked, drooling.
"That's the flavor type, I want to ask, what level of spicy do you want?"
"How spicy?" The fairy asked.
"Mild spicy, medium spicy, heavy spicy, perverted spicy, and the ultimate perverted spicy." The nouns that came out of Ziyue's mouth were not esoteric at all, they were outrageously simple.
"What's the difference?" It's just so simple that you can't imagine the difference at all!
"It's a matter of degree!" Ziyue thought about it and felt that this problem was not easy to describe in words, so she moved her hands and discharged a row of chili peppers that were becoming more and more red and gorgeous, and when she saw it, she felt that her eyes were going to burn, and after a large pot of dried and fresh chili pepper noodles, she put a small glass bottle of yellowish clear oily liquid.
"You're ranked by degree?" Zhang Daoren pointed to the bottle of liquid and asked, "Then why is this here?" ”
"Because this is the hottest ultimate perverted spicy." Zi Yue looked at him impatiently like a fool, and suddenly a smile curled up at the corner of her lips, "Do you want to try?" ”