"A 12-year-old boy wants to become the head coach of the Chinese national football team!" When this internal explosive news came out, the people of the whole country were boiling and novel, and for a time the Chinese Football Association was pushed to the forefront. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Are you kidding, the Football Association is brain-dead?"

"It's the biggest joke I've ever heard!"

Many people ask, this is a farce, right? April Fool's Day didn't come! It's unheard of and incredible!

But it is true, according to the leakage of insiders in the Football Association, the senior management of the Football Association has held a meeting to discuss this matter. But who is this young man?

In the face of pressure from all levels, the Chinese Football Association fired the foreign head coach Blind Piru in a fit of rage, and paid high liquidated damages to terminate the contract early.

If this continues, Chinese football is not just second-rate, and there may be a danger of falling into a third-rate team. Faced with such a situation, who will be the next head coach of the national team has become a topic of controversy. At this time, the Asian Cup is less than a month away, and it has become a top priority for the coach to take office as soon as possible.

Back to the 12-year-old boy who wants to become the head coach of the Chinese team, you are right, it is really true. The boy is none other than Chen Xiaolong, the most outstanding legendary prodigy in China today.

Chen Xiaolong was a young man, and his father, Chen Deming, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, discovered that his son was a child prodigy when he was three years old, and he was pleasantly surprised to adopt scientific training.

Xiaolong, who has a magical brain, went to Tsinghua University at the age of 8, obtained 3 doctorates in science and engineering at the age of 10, and entered the Chinese Academy of Sciences at the age of 10 because of his outstanding talent, and became a gold medal academician at the age of 12. He has presided over a number of Chinese science and technology projects and won a number of national first-class science and technology individual achievement awards.

His achievements surpassed those of his father. According to the memories of many academicians, the projects presided over by Chen Xiaolong were all complete successes, and he seemed to have a super ability to bring a team together well, tap everyone's maximum potential, give full play to the team's greatest energy, and make it quite easy to complete even the most difficult scientific projects.

He can scientifically calculate the steps and conditions necessary to complete the project, and every difficult project becomes easy and simple through his hands. It is known as the contemporary little Zhuge .

When Chinese football defeated the Vietnamese team, it happened that Chen Xiaolong was invited as a guest by a CCTV educational program, and the host as a fan suddenly asked the former: "What do you think of the 0-8 defeat of Chinese football to the second-rate team Vietnam?" ”

Chen Xiaolong was suddenly surprised by the host's sudden question, his eyes lit up, and he said meaningfully: "I think it's all because there is no good coach!" ””

"How can it be, as far as we know, the Football Association has invited foreign big names in the past, even domestic coaches are extremely good. But why can't we solve the situation that the national men's football team has been weak but not strong. ”

The host looked at Chen Xiaolong solemnly as if he were looking at an elder, although he was facing a 12-year-old boy, he did not have the slightest disrespect, because this young man's status was incomparable to him.

Chen Xiaolong smiled faintly and made a mature expression that did not match his age.

"Maybe asking me to be the coach can solve the problems of the Chinese team!" After speaking, a delicate and handsome smile showed

Everyone present also laughed, and took his sentence as a joke.

unintentionally inserted willows into the willows, but I didn't expect this seemingly unintentional sentence to trigger the later appointment of the national team head coach.

Based on Chen Xiaolong's talents in all aspects, it may not be impossible for him to take up the post of head coach of the new Chinese national team, and it is very likely to create a new Chinese national football team. But he was too young, only 12 years old! Besides, football is not like a scientific project, without the support of football theory, how can he build a new national football. Besides, he doesn't know football and has no experience coaching football. This is also the dispute that happened afterward.

Back to the host live

"If you were the coach of the Chinese football team, what approach would you take to build such a team?" The host smiled and continued to ask, for him, the joke was indeed too big, and Chen seemed to take it seriously.

"I have a lot of scientific and technological inventions that can greatly and very quickly promote the individual ability and overall combat strength of the national football team, of course, he does not use external forces to complete the game, which is illegal, these inventions can only stimulate the potential of football players and improve their football awareness."

"Of course, I didn't rely on these technological inventions to become a football manager, I have my own research and fields for teamwork management and training."

"If I become the coach of the Chinese team, it will be a blessing for Chinese football, and the Chinese Football Association will invite me, but I may not agree! Huh"

Chen Xiaolong's immature face smiled, and people couldn't believe that these words came from this young man's mouth just now. Everyone present was stunned and quiet.

The host was stunned for a while, and hurriedly hosted the broadcast of the show, which ended here.

This educational program has a huge audience, and many people are simply shocked by Bruce Chen's reckless remarks. No matter how young or old you are, you are also representing the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Many people are talking about Chen is too light! Football is not as complex as you think.

The Chinese Academy of Sciences issued an announcement the next day that Chen Xiaolong's news behavior does not represent the position of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and is completely personal. For this reason, Chen Xiaolong also said that it was a personal act and had nothing to do with the Academy of Sciences.

After that, Vice Chairman Wang of the Chinese Football Association held a press conference, sternly saying that if you don't understand football, don't be ashamed, what to use the power of science and technology to build a national football team, is this a problem that technology can solve. This remark was completely aimed at Chen Xiaolong.

Vice Chairman Wang's press conference caused dissatisfaction with the Chinese Academy of Sciences, which is a contempt for science and technology. Technology is indeed not a panacea, but it is not a big deal to solve the problems of Chinese football. On the contrary, he fully supported Chen Xiaolong as the head coach. For this reason, two different state functions seem to be provoking a great fight.

Fans across the country were also happy to watch the farce, and they were already dissatisfied with the Football Association, and some people even pulled banners to march in support of Chen Xiaolong as the next head coach of China.

The Internet, the news, the media, and newspapers all reported it, and the country set off a wave of discussion about the election coach.

The Football Association held emergency meetings one after another, and also met with Chen Xiaolong many times.

This is why there was a revelation at the beginning that the senior management of the Football Association talked about Chen Xiaolong becoming the head coach.

I don't know what the process is, the Chinese Football Association resolutely made a decision that shocked the world.

Half a month before the start of the Asian Cup, the Chinese Football Association held a press conference to officially announce that Chen Xiaolong, who was only 12 years old, was the head coach of the new national men's football team, leading the national football team to the Asian Cup and the World Cup for a four-year term, looking forward to good results. Chen Xiaolong was interviewed by the media at the scene of the authorized appointment.

When the news was released, the people of the whole country were completely dumbfounded and boiled one after another. The streets, bars, and tea parlors all talk about it. Not only in China, but also in foreign newspapers, the football world is a sensation.

It's incredible, it really made this teenager the head coach. What seemed to them to be a farce was a reality, and it felt like they were dreaming.

China's 5,000-year-old rigorous style does not seem to exist in the Chinese Football Association! What's wrong with Chinese football, many people can't help but lament, lamenting that Chinese football is incorrigible and messing around.

"The Football Association can be said to have made this decision under pressure, and in the face of this situation, it can only be treated as a dead horse! It is a mistake to choose Chen Xiaolong, it's a big deal to start over, it's no big deal, people are invincible, the Football Association is already cheap, they don't want too much pressure from public opinion and the Chinese Academy of Sciences to fall out. "A lot of people guessed what the Football Association was thinking.

But it has become a fact, public opinion gradually calmed down, and began to pay attention to how Chen Xiaolong led the team.

Chen Xiaolong was accompanied by his father, Chen Deming, vice president of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, to attend the signing ceremony of the employment contract. Since the former is not yet a fully civil actor, it can only be signed by a guardian. The head coach of the national team can't even sign his own employment contract, which is really unprecedented.

He also pioneered the world's first direct appointment as head coach of the national team without a coaching certificate.