Is it there?

"Not in" Jingtian mineral water

""Don't you give me back?" But Li Xiaofeng didn't dare to say that, this eldest lady was his most important cash cow!

Unbelief? You see, his store has gone from 0 credit half a month ago to the current triple crown gold medal full 5.0 credit.

Li Xiaofeng has never been so awesome since he was a child, for example, the day before yesterday, he just appeared on the X-treasure inspirational figure list.

Webcast Interview:

Host: "As we all know, we will inevitably encounter some bad reviews in the industry of X-Bao, but today we invite a legendary entrepreneur - Mr. Li, who has achieved a credit of 5.0 in 15 days with three crowns and gold medals!" ”

There was a round of applause under the "papapa".

"Hello Mr. Li!" The host said with a smile.

"Hello host!" Li Xiaofeng wore the most expensive suit he had ever worn in his life - a set of 3888 to buy.

"Mr. Li, can you share with me your experience of how you achieved the credit of 5.0 in 15 days?" The host asked with a smile.

"Of course, according to my personal summary: offer with love...... (300,000 words omitted)..... Therefore, the time I caught loaches when I was a child had a very big impact on my life. ”

"Okay, Mr. Li, you're really talkative!" The host with a stiff smile said.

"It's okay, it's okay, my friends say that I don't talk much, and I'm a person who likes to be silent." Li Xiaofeng smiled shyly.

"Hehehe..."The stiff host is smiling, a more silent person?

Li Xiaofeng is still a little unsatisfied: "Speaking of business in terms of personality, I agree with this statement, I still have a lot of ideas, according to my personal summary——"

"Thank you Mr. Li for your enthusiastic sharing, let's enter the lottery." As soon as the host heard this, she immediately changed the topic and jumped into the last link, she had never seen such a capable person! When I was a child, catching loaches could be related to doing business...

That day was the pinnacle of his life in Li Xiaofeng's view, with more than 200,000 viewers watching his live broadcast. (Although there are only 20,000 in the back, it is still left for the lottery.) ）

The video was recorded for a total of 98 minutes

Li Xiaofeng feels that he is famous and a celebrity!

It is true that Li Xiaofeng is famous, and he is also a small celebrity, but it is mainly popular on the Internet, more precisely, it is a ghost animal area called Station B, Li Xiaofeng became an instant hit! (The plot needs time or something, and it's chaotic for a while...) ）

There is a scene in "Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng's new opponent, the Three Crowns Li Xiaofeng":

Li Xiaofeng: "The three crowns are all praised, because I have been catching loaches since I was a child!" ”

Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”

Li Xiaofeng: "I agree with this statement, I still have a lot of ideas, according to my personal summary: Bala Bala Bala...."

After 98 minutes of drifting over the black background:

Prime Minister Zhuge spurted blood and died suddenly...

Li Xiaofeng is so popular, it is the drop of this product that is on fire, and the business is on fire.

Other people are happy when their business is hot, but Li Xiaofeng is crying when their business is hot, why?

Li Xiaofeng started with a salted fish to help him solve the first order, and then all the orders were solved by Xiao Mengxin, and it was a shortage of teachers at that time, Li Xiaofeng couldn't find a helper at all, and finally Xiao Mengxin solved it easily. (Readers who read carefully know that a certain salted fish reached two tenths when he was the goddess's wealth task pit Deng Yuanyuan, but why did Grandpa Lei look at the task interface more than 300?) One hundred of them were to help him solve the first order at a speed that Li Xiaofeng couldn't see clearly. ）

But Xiao Mengxin was very lazy, so he changed his business strategy.

So Li Xiaofeng, who supports customers with love, began to act:

The first requirement: at least 1 point per person per day must be a whole number.

"What? Only 0.1 points? Oh, this is the biggest store of X-Treasure, go there! What the? Never seen such a business? That's how I got married! See you! ”

"Want 0.3 points? Sorry I'm not available, you can figure it out yourself! How many points does that cost? 1 point is the least you know? Before you ask me, look at the profile I've spent all day writing with your eyes, at least 1 point, you know! ”

"1.1 points? I only solve 1 point, the rest? Oh, this is the biggest store of X-Treasure, go there! Oh, not happy yet, let's go, don't waste my time! ”

The second requires that you can only buy one credit per account per day.

"Want 10 points? Want to fix it right away? You go to another house, just brush 1 point and you want it, don't just leave! How far do you fly for me! ”

......

How did the full praise 5.0 come about?

"Confirm the receipt of the goods to me first and then praise all 15 words, otherwise you will refund it!"

Cow or not? Li Xiaofeng has been so good this time!

He naturally has reasons for his cow, but these reasons for breaking cattle are all based on Xiao Mengxin, just like now Xiao Mengxin is unhappy, and he is also unhappy!

"Miss, just say, what do you want me to do to make you happy?" Li Xiaofeng lamented helplessly, Xiao Mengxin said that he was unhappy and had no interest in working part-time in the past two days.

"Have a kissing art photo of love with Teacher Zhong Chuling." Jingtian mineral water.

“... Can you change it?"

There is a rumor in Jingtian Town that is very popular, there is a foreign teacher named Zhong Chuling from Jingtian High School, just listening to the name should be a beautiful beauty, naturally there are bold single young people who sneak in and want to see the results, Jingtian Town Hospital has recruited three new ophthalmologists and is too busy......

Although Li Xiaofeng doesn't know what the other party looks like, the rumors don't seem to be very good.

"Can" Jingtian mineral water.

"What?" Li Xiaofeng was very happy.

......

After three days:

On the homepage of Li Xiaofeng's store, a song is played in a loop that automatically plays songs:

"Hold you in your hands and burn incense reverently, cut a candle to light Jinglun, and don't seek to return to your gut, just to love a ......"

Both new and old customers were moved to cry after listening to it, it is really an offering of love, but what kind of singing skills do you need to achieve this level?

A new song was added to station B, which quickly rushed to the first place on the music chart and dominated the chart for a long time.

"The Offering of Love" Three Crowns Li Xiaofeng sang enthusiastically, using love to support lovely customers.

This song rushed to the top of the music charts, which naturally makes sense.

First of all, everyone who wants to find Li Xiaofeng to "climb the abyss" in addition to confirming the receipt of the praise first, at the same time, they need to go to station B to give this song two coins and a collection, ten playback times, and the reply layer replies ten times: "The sound of nature, Mr. is talented!" Barrage swipe: "The most beautiful male voice!" ”

In this way, Li Xiaofeng became popular again, and his business was also popular, so this song naturally became popular.

Three fires burned down, and directly burned some ignorant sprouts into old fritters...

Like what:

Zhang Ming is a guy who likes to go to station B to watch the news, and this day he was sent to the music ranking by his friend Amway, and he clicked in curiously.

First of all, he looked at the comment column on the right, and it was all the same: "The most beautiful male voice!" ”

The comment column is full of praise, and the top three with more than 10,000 likes are: "The voice of nature, Mr. is talented!" ”

Such a good review? It should be good, Zhang Ming said in his heart, put on the headphones and clicked on the play.

First of all, there is a sound of cui, similar to the melodious sound of the flute, and then the sound of the long piano, which is very good, and the accompaniment of this song is very good! Zhang Ming was shocked and immersed in it, and when he touched it in his heart, he liked it in his heart, and now he was looking forward to it more and more, so what is the male voice like as the protagonist?

"Holding you in your hands..."

Zhang Ming, who listened to the whole song, silently took off his headphones and slapped his right hand with a snap: "Call you cheap!" ”

Then Zhang Ming silently threw two coins and offered three likes in the comment column below.

Zhang Ming, who was about to close the web page, suddenly found that there was a P2, and he didn't want to click on it, after all, there was no one who could sing this level of P1, to be honest, Zhang Ming never thought that a person's song could be so ugly.

It's a drop, Zhang Ming wanted to close it, but he suddenly saw a barrage: "P2 is a feature film" made his heart feel like a cat scratching, could it be said that these likes are all aimed at P2?

So the right hand that had just been drawn clicked on the right side of P2 and praised it all:

"A true sound of heaven!"

Among them were several: "A real goddess!" ”

The curious Zhang Ming put on the headphones again and clicked on the playback.

At the beginning, it was still that nice accompaniment, and when it reached the vocals, a beautiful and soft female voice suddenly came out and danced leisurely in the space of the accompaniment.

Zhang Ming was a little drunk when he heard it, it was really good! He had never heard such a beautiful voice, and looking at the barrage of "confession goddesses" Zhang Ming began to think, what does this goddess look like? Well, such a beautiful voice is naturally very beautiful.

Listening to the beautiful songs, Zhang Ming gradually heard the end, and at this time, the barrage appeared frequently: "High-energy warning", "Goddess true photos", "It is recommended to block the barrage for better appreciation of the goddess"

Zhang Ming was a little excited when he saw it, there is a photo of the goddess? Decisively follow the barrage prompts to block the barrage, and as the accompaniment ends, a short video appears on the screen:

In the park, a beautiful figure in a long red dance robe with long hair on his head stood there, as if he was about to turn around slowly.

Zhang Ming looked at it with extreme anticipation: "Hurry up and turn around!" Hurry up and turn around! ”

The man in the video raised his long sleeves to cover his face and slowly turned around, although the other party turned around, he still used his long sleeves to cover his face.

"Hurry up and put it down!" Zhang Ming said excitedly, the other party really knows how to play and still comes to do such a trick, but the other party's way of refusing and welcoming does make him itch!

The video looked like the man slowly said as he expected, the raised arm was lowered, revealing his true face, and then he unfolded and pinched his orchid finger.

"Hahaha! Zhang Mingxiao's tears flowed, but the laughter was miserable, and the tears were spicy!

Watching the muscular "Black Beauty" introduce herself in male and female voices at the end of the film, Zhang Ming felt that he had really learned a lot this day, so he clicked on a collection and shared it with all his friends: "A feast of sight and hearing"

After doing all this, Zhang Ming came to the balcony and silently lit a cigarette and looked at the moon hanging outside.

......

The moonlight is pure and immaculate, and the soft light spreads on the earth.

Zeng Yajing, who returned to the room after a busy day, collapsed, and she chose to indulge herself silently turned on the computer to watch a TV series, and suddenly found that someone in her TT had called her, and the other party shared a link to station B and attached a sentence: "The real sound of nature!" ”

Zeng Yajing, who likes to listen to songs, clicked on it curiously.....

......

Xiao Mengxin, who had gained a lot of money, slipped into the quilt after washing, and slowly fell into a wonderful dream, and soon a mysterious smile appeared on her face.