Chapter 141: The temporary workers of the TV station are playing drunk

Gao Xiaosong: "As long as any creature has a metabolism, it will definitely age, and artificial humans are no exception. As long as it is life, there will definitely be shortcomings in appearance and figure, and androids will also have them. Hatsune Miku, an artificial human that has no flaws or flaws at all, and does not age, I don't think humans will be able to create it until the earth ends. ”

Dong Qing: "However, the facts are in front of you! Hatsune Miku is an artificial human created by Yamaha, who has debuted in the entertainment industry for five years and is popular all over the world! If she wasn't created by humans, could it have fallen from the sky? ”

Gao Xiaosong: "From my professional point of view, I think there must be something strange about this matter!" Because five years have passed since Yamaha, not to mention an artificial person who is similar to an ordinary human, even if it is mentally retarded or an artificial person who can only eat, it will no longer be able to get it. Anyway, Hatsune Miku's birth is a miracle that cannot be replicated! Rather than saying she was made by Yamaha, I'd rather believe she fell from the sky! ”

Dong Qing (her eyes flickered, as if someone in front of her was hinting at her): "Uh...... Let's stop talking about miracles, let's get back to reality and normalcy. What do you think of Hatsune Miku's international prestige and achievements? She disbanded the JUJU terrorist organization in the Middle East, turned Isreel and Manastan from hostility to friendship, and allowed the peaceful reunification of the North and the South. She's incredible! So last year she won the Nobel Peace Prize with great expectations. ”

Gao Xiaosong: "It's really rare, as an artist, she actually performs better than all politicians in the world today in the field of politics." I don't think it will be a few years before Hatsune Miku's achievements surpass Newton, Einstein and Confucius to become the most influential person in the world, and it's not even one of them! ”

Dong Qing: "It is indeed very possible to develop like this. ”

Gao Xiaosong: "I've always felt very strange about these achievements. I don't think Hatsune Miku would have been able to do these things just by going to these places to visit, sing, and give concerts! ”

Dong Qing: "Then how do you think she did it?" ”

Gao Xiaosong: "Because ...... I think Hatsune Miku has magic or superpowers! ”

Dong Qing: "Babble! ”

Dong Qing (momentary panic, staring ahead, as if listening to someone's instructions): "...... Ladies and gentlemen, please apologize. Because Mr. Gao Xiaosong's remarks are really shocking! …… Oh, Komatsu, what you just said should be a joke, right? ”

Gao Xiaosong: "My remarks sound like a joke, but in fact I am very serious, what I just said is more serious than when I proposed!" ”

Dong Qing: "Are you sure you're really not joking?" ”

Gao Xiaosong: "I'm serious, definitely not joking!" If I'm not telling the truth, I'll be married in a year and no longer be in a relationship with my actresses! ”

Dong Qing: "I'm sorry! Dear viewers, please pay attention! Gao Xiaosong belongs to the temporary worker of Central TV, he just made an old mistake again, and he is playing drunk! What he just said is just his personal remarks and does not represent the position of this station! ”

……

(The program was forcibly suspended, and the advertisements were switched)

The TV station suddenly broadcasts an advertisement made by a group of FTboys from China who are studying in a classroom.

Yi Jing: "How to make children fall in love with learning?"

Wang Yang: "Learning is imperceptible, and learning is silent.

Wang Jun: "Please use the Celestial Divine Oil of the Black Cloud Pharmaceutical Factory, the effect is no less than that of the Indian Divine Oil!" ”

……

Chuxintian can't afford to complain, the world's Huaguo Central TV is quite undisciplined! The two so-called famous hosts are talking serious nonsense!

But he watched it very happily and couldn't extricate himself, until Gao Xiaosong was too excited and had an accident......

In fact, the reason why he watched this TV station was that he was wrong at first, he originally wanted to watch CCTV, and then he felt that there was a difference of one word, and the Taiwan emblem was similar, so there should be no difference, but after entering the pit, he fell into it and couldn't extricate himself......

So, he searched for "Central TV" on his mobile phone and found that the station was a private company, a competitor of CCTV, which can also be said to be an adult version of CCTV.

No wonder! In this country, the TV station is too open, and it can catch up with the spoof videos of small websites in China.

At this time, he believes that most of the earth's **** policies are still right. If the media is liberalized, then there will be a large number of such TV programs with no lower limit and no discipline.

If children see it, it will create more bear children and cause more social problems.

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"Uh......" Hatsune Miku looked at the black line, and was stunned for a moment before complaining, "What kind of central TV station in Huaguo is too shy and shameless!"

"No! I think it's fun! Giggle......" Magic Mirror smiled pleasantly.

"Humph!" Hatsune Miku glanced at him, "Bear child! ”

"But it's so much fun." The magic mirror explained with an aggrieved expression.

"Words," Hatsune Miku frowned, "How could Chuxin Tian like this kind of TV station, and his taste is a little lower......"

'Not good! Why didn't you start disliking my previous life before you officially dated it?! ’

Henry was taken aback, and hurriedly explained, "There's no way, the emblem of this central TV station is similar to that of CCTV, and Chu Xintian is probably dazzled." ”

"Not really!" Hatsune Miku pouted and retorted, "Then he was dazzled at first, but then he watched it for a long time." In this case, the reason is not just that I am looking at the wrong platform. ”

"Uh......" Henry had no way to refute, so he could only tell the truth and explain his previous life, "This kind of low-level and interesting TV show captures the weakness of human nature, and it is difficult for ordinary people to resist, only a saint with high morals and elegant sentiments can resist this temptation." ”

"Then Chuxin Tiantian should learn how to be a saint!" Hatsune Miku said coquettishly.

"Uh......," Henry sighed, "I have received a strict aristocratic education here, and I can't be that kind of saint." Not to mention him, Miku shouldn't ask too much of him. ”

"You're embarrassed to say it...... With your brother's family conditions and aristocratic education, you should have become a saint in the first place! You used to be a saint on the surface! Hatsune Miku immediately retorted unceremoniously.

"You said it was on the surface...... In fact, if you want to be a true saint, you must completely eliminate most of the human weaknesses in him, and in fact, few people can do it. Henry argued.