"Ouch, that Saitama guy is out...... It's that fast...... Catching a supermarket sale? ”

King walked out of the café and reset the location target of the radar map in his mind to Saitama, and unexpectedly found that Saitama, who had been immobile before, had left the no-man's land and entered the streets of Z city center.

From the time he checked the location of Genos to the time he converted back, the process only took a few minutes, and Saitama's position changed like a big shift, so you can imagine how fast Saitama was.

Naturally, he changed direction and followed Saitama away.

However, he was just halfway there......

"Ahh My face ......"

"Ahh......h

A few screams stunned King, and he looked at the few old grandfathers and grandmothers in front of him who fell to the ground and screamed in pain, and a few people next to him anxiously called for emergency services.

"Hey, what's going on with the old guys? Is it an attack of disease? ”

King stepped forward to ask with concern, secretly thinking that it should be a collective heart attack, what a coincidence!

A young man shook his head with apprehension, "No, they're not old people, they're young people about the same size as me, and their faces have only grown old because they have been attacked by strange people. ”

"Weirdos?"

King's heart jumped, the weird siren just now seemed to say that there was a weirdo in the center street!

The young man was kind: "Don't worry, the weirdo doesn't know who killed him, the body is in front, and he is waiting for the staff of the Hero Association to come and collect the body." ”

"Weirdo corpses!?"

King's eyes lit up, he skipped the unlucky "old man", and quickly went to find the wreckage of the stranger, and after entering a certain range, the system really prompted that there were stranger cards that could be converted, and he happily stepped forward and reached out to touch it.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a two-star weirdo card, Men's Beauty Man."

Get another weirdo card.

He habitually checked the new card attribute skills, and when the weirdo card was opened, he looked at the content on the card introduction, and his face instantly became strange.

Men's groomers have two special skills, each of which can emit a chemical solution, the first skill is called Barbara Make Me Ugly Juice, as long as it is sprayed on a person's face, the person's face will be corroded and become old and ugly; The second skill is called Barbara's Pretty Liquid, which can restore the disfigured face, and is the antidote to Barbara's ugly juice for me.

The name of this skill...... Full of innocence!

King was no longer able to complain, put away his strange face, and prepared to treat the victim.

Jingle bells!

At this time, his mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he opened it, the caller ID was Emperor Tong.

"Hey, is it Uncle King? There was an emergency at the hospital, and Miss Yali disappeared again, leaving only a bouquet of roses and a wedding ring on the hospital bed, and I suspect that this time it was really the work of a romantic killer. ”

The serious voice of the Tong Emperor came from the other end of the phone.

King said calmly, "Oh, I see. ”

"Uncle King, aren't you going to come to the hospital to have a look?"

He thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "I won't go to the hospital for a while." ”

Soon, he hung up Emperor Tong's phone, returned to the "old people" who were waiting for treatment, and informed them: "Don't be afraid, everyone, I can restore everyone's previous appearance." ”

Everyone was stunned for a while, where did this second B come from?

"System, I'm going to use the two-star weirdo card Men's Beauty Man."

Heroes who are lucky are also heroes! It's also great to be able to do what you can for the people.

"Card Character Possession Successful!"

"Ding, consume a two-star card and get 1107 experience points."

"Ding, the host failed to comprehend the skills of the card characters."

He spat twice on both hands under the stunned gaze of the "old men", rubbed his hands angrily, and immediately applied it to the frightened face of one of the "old men".

"Wow~ I was disfigured first, and then insulted, I might as well die."

The first "old man" who was touched by the king's love (river crab) cried out like a child of more than 200 pounds.

The "old people" next to them are also related, even if the weirdos bully us, even their own people bully us, and the world still doesn't let people live?

"What are you doing?"

"You bastard, I'll kill you!"

A few well-wishers next to him looked at King angrily, gritting their teeth one by one, eager to pounce on King and beat him up to enforce justice.

King looked innocent, "Hey, don't be sad, let's see if your face has changed for the better?" ”

"Huh?"

Those who denounced and accused King looked in amazement at the "old man" who quickly recovered his face after being smeared with King's saliva, "Well, his face has changed back." ”

The "old man" was even more surprised, "My face, my face...... Haha, I'm back to being a handsome guy. ”

Cut!

Everyone looked at the pitted guy with disdain, handsome is a derogatory term for you.

"Come, come, come, line up."

King spat on his palm, beckoning his victims to come and get their saliva.

"That...... Can I change the liquid? ”

"Of course, my urine also has a detoxifying effect."

"Please smear your saliva on my face and don't pity me."

Syllable!

A slap in the face, well, faithfully carry out your request, I resolutely do not pity.

After a moment's effort, King changed the "old people" back to their original appearance, and after they recovered, they suddenly looked at King unkindly.

"Why can you cure the venom of the weirdo? What's your relationship with weirdos? "They have a lot of rhythm of calling the police or notifying the Hero Association without giving a reasonable explanation.

King: "......" turned his face when he put on his pants and didn't recognize anyone.

"King, you killed the weirdo!?"

At this moment, an angry question suddenly sounded in mid-air, and a green light swept by, and the tornado stopped steadily in mid-air, staring at King's arm that had become dirty from the coffee.

The others were stunned, hat!? A shuddering tornado? King？

"It was he who killed the weirdo, a headshot, and there are still traces of killing the weirdo on his fist, I ...... I lost again. "Tatsumaki is very aggrieved, obviously she has worked hard, in order to find this weirdo, she has almost searched the entire Z City, but...... But he still lost to the stinky king.

No, I can't throw in the towel, I'm the strongest human being!

She glared at King fiercely, and gritted her teeth and words floated down from the sky:

"Damn King, you got lucky to win again this time, but next time...... Next time I must win you, you wait for me, our agreement is not over, sooner or later we will compete in superpowers, I want to prove to everyone that I am the strongest human being. ”

The trembling tornado didn't wait for a second, and after a cruel word with grief and indignation, it quickly disappeared into the sky, turning into a small star that twinkled and blinked.

King looked at the hurried tornado with a bewildered expression, and hurried away, like the wind, like a mysterious tornado.

"Eh, what's going on? Can anyone tell me? I'm confused......"

He thought about it for a long time, but he still didn't come up with a reason, so he could only attribute Tatsumaki's overreaction to the arrival of his aunt, which would explain why Tatsumaki, who had almost no holidays all year round, suddenly went on vacation without warning, and it turned out that he was going to accompany relatives at home! But looking at her lively appearance, he expressed his doubts, could it be that the eldest aunt of legal Lori went faster than a normal woman?

He looked back and suddenly noticed a pack of wolf-like eyes around him, well, perverts.

"Wow, it's Mr. King, I'm going to give birth to a monkey."

Hey, you're a man, right? Are you sure you can give birth to monkeys?

"It turned out that Mr. King killed the strange man, and even cured our appearance, such a great kindness, I can't pay it back in my life, I decided, I want to repay your kindness with my body."

Auntie, what are you repaying your kindness, it's obviously revenge!

"Mr. King, let's take a couple photo together."

Well, don't pounce on me, or you'll blame me for being unkind and turning the photo you took into your last photo.