Chapter 285: Lovely Tony (Happy April Fool's Day)
"Boy, you're in the wrong place, you want a steel suit? Grab it yourself! ”
Seeing that the battle was imminent, Zhang Lan's idea was not to wear a sacred robe, but to wave his hand, and the [Sand Armor] he carried at all times on his body melted into a stream of sand, turned into a big sand hand, pinched Bian Peiper's waist, and pushed it out of a distance.
His current defense, with the automatic protection of the divine cloak, would be fine standing and bombarding Tony, but Pepper couldn't, she was just an ordinary woman, and if she was attacked by the aftermath, it would be unimaginable.
On the other side, Tony, who was still menacing, saw Zhang Lan's unique sand control ability appear, and did not hurt Pepper, but protected her, the energy cannon in his hand slowly dissipated and charged, and a puzzled tone came from under the helmet.
"Is it really you? Blue! ”
"Net, Tony, are you going to be so cautious? I thought there would be a big welcome, but you did it to me? ”
"How can you prove that you are blue? Just the ability to control the sand? Tony still didn't believe it.
Seeing this, Zhang Lan took out the phantom suit from the system space with a black face, put it on directly, the blue streamer flashed, and the unique phantom suit appeared on the earth again.
"And now? You talker! Zhang Lan's tone was very complaining.
Seeing this, Tony over there was silent, not only did he not intend to stop fighting, but the energy cannon that had been darkened before lit up instead, and two shots fired directly in a row.
Zhang Lan subconsciously wanted to flash over, and then remembered the peerless wine cabinet behind him, a little unbearable, just so hesitant, and took these two shots firmly.
"Bang!"
"Bang la la la~"
Hit by the powerful propulsive energy cannon, the defenseless Zhang Lan immediately swirled and hit the wine cabinet behind him, and now he didn't have to worry about it anymore, because it was all broken, and all the old wine was turned into waste water and flowed on the ground.
"Boom!" "Boom!"
"Boom!" "Boom!"
"Boom!" "Boom!"
Over there, Tony didn't seem to stop at all, and fired more than a dozen shots at Zhang Lan lying in the ruins of the wine cabinet, and then stopped, and the MK-7 on his body disarmed and flew back to the weapon cabinet to maintain and recharge.
At this time, Zhang Lan was lying quietly in the ruins of the lower floor, the phantom suit on his body was pitted, and if he wanted to perform the flight mission again, he was afraid that he would have to carry out a major repair.
It's not that Zhang Lan can't dodge, it's that he doesn't plan to hide at all.
has already taken out the phantom suit as evidence, no one is more qualified than Zhang Lan to prove that he is Zhang Lan, but Tony still fires, which can only show that Tony is hiding something, and he is hiding another unknown secret through this leak.
Zhang Lan guessed that the biggest possibility was that Tony was crying again in the suit.
Therefore, it would be good to cooperate with the bombardment at every turn, and there would be no pain at half a point anyway - if Zhang Lan hadn't deliberately avoided it, he would have been able to crush all of Tony's energy cannon with his hands.
"Come on, you guy, why don't you just die? And come back to scourge my furniture. Tony stood in the gap in the wall and said, "Oh my God, my wine!" It's all gone, Zhang Lan, you have to compensate me! ”
Seeing this, Zhang Lan below was very unhappy, and the phantom suit turned into a card and fell into his hand - now he no longer needs to do the action of wiping his eyebrows, and the idea of using the card can be moved.
The figure flashed, Zhang Lan just returned to the previous floor, found a random sand and sat down, his face was full of displeasure, and his tone was very poor.
"I originally brought five hundred years of wine from Asgard, but you welcomed me so much, so I won't give it to you."
Tony over there looked stunned when he heard this, and then said to Pepper very naturally: "Pepper, go to the front hall and get three cups, let's taste five hundred years of alien wine." ”
After saying that, Tony naturally switched the expression of the deputy irrelevant.
"Wow, who smashed our wine cabinet? I must thank him for finding him, I have long been like a wine cabinet with golden silk nanwood, and now I finally have a good excuse. ”
Bian Zhanglan heard Tony's words, glanced at his lips, stopped thinking, and took out a golden wine jug from the system space - the size of an ordinary inn.
"So little?" Dissatisfaction was written all over Tony's face: "It's not enough for me personally." ”
"Okay, don't make a fuss, that's all, don't love me and put it away!" Zhang Lan was very polite: "I came today to do business, do you know about the current situation of the Genius Academy?" ”
When Tony heard Zhang Lan say to put it away, his first reaction was to "snatch" the flask from Zhang Lan's hand, open the lid of the jug and smell it deeply, and then answer Zhang Lan's question.
"You know, it's built in Memphis City, it's a notorious city, it's fully militarized, including the teaching teacher, and strict registration is required to enter and exit, and even I can't enter the academy without authorization, oh, I haven't seen your beautiful plum for half a year...... Aunt May. ”
Originally, Tony wanted to exaggerate how young and beautiful Mei is now, but when Pepper came in with a wine glass, he quickly changed his name to Aunt May.
"Huh? Am I missing something? Pepper glanced at Tony meaningfully, and then smiled brightly at Lan Zhang, "Welcome back, Blue, Tony has shed tears for your death before." ”
"Oh no!" Tony denied it: "It's just a small amount of clear saline solution secreted by the tear glands, which diffuses between the eyeball and the eyelid, making it moist and easy to move......
"Speak human words! Tony. ”
"Uh...... To put it simply, it was so windy that day that sand got into my eyes, and I needed tears to squeeze it out. ”
Pepper was on the side, shrugged his shoulders at Zhang Lan with a smile, took the wine jug in Tony's hand, poured three shallow glasses of wine for the three of them, and was about to give one of the glasses to Zhang Lan first, but Tony on the side snatched it away.
"No, no, no, Lan he must have drunk a lot in the sky, so he doesn't need to drink it, come, I'll take this cup, you can take this Pepper."
As he spoke, Tony took another glass of wine from the table, stuffed it to Pepper, and then took another one himself.
Zhang Lan just smiled at Tony's childish behavior, and then said: "Tony, originally I brought you a mechanical intelligent life, just like us, we are born to be a mechanical life, but now, ......"
The threat in his words was very strong.
Very simply, Tony didn't doubt Zhang Lan's words at all, and directly put the glass of wine that Pepper had given Zhang Lan in front of Zhang Lan's table, and said with a sincere face.
"So, where is my mechanical lifeform? I can get to work now, what do you think? ”
"No, that's mine, I'm just lending it to you to observe, and by the way you're going to help me fix him, his vocal cords...... Oh, that is, the horn is broken. ”
"Oh, Tony, the repairman, is happy to fix the horn for his own stuff." Tony unceremoniously ignored Zhang Lan's first half of the sentence: "So, let me talk about the issue of the Genius Academy now." ”
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