"Aren't you slapping yourself in the face when you say this!" Haugist felt like he was playing the harp to a cow.

Qiu Jingli shook her head, "No! There is a difference between men and women, men are very abusive, we women are very dedicated to feelings, so it is enough for me to have you, but you may not be content with me! ”

Haugist felt his brain burning, and unconsciously his voice became higher and higher, and his tone became more and more harsh, "Men are abusive and women are single-minded? I'm sorry, I can't fool me if I pounce too much! There are so many men on the pedestrian street sharing the story of being hung by a woman as a spare tire, how are you embarrassed to say such a thing as a man's abuse of love and a woman's single-mindedness? ”

"A lot of stories are made up in the pedestrian street! You are too deeply poisoned! Shao Jingzhu reminded Haojist in a low voice, "Also, don't reason with women~ They have always been unreasonable, only based on feelings!" ”

was obviously discussing Shao Jingzhu's problem, but her attitude was like she was watching the excitement as if it was none of her business, and she interjected and raised the bar by the way, Haojist was laughed angrily, in order to ease the embarrassing atmosphere, Haojist asked Shao Jingzhu: "How did you make these two stupid sisters feel that you are well-behaved and sweet?" ”

Shao Jingzhu's eyes rolled twice, and he put on a very dazed expression, "I don't know either~ Although I kept your teachings in mind at the beginning when I chatted with my sisters just now, in order to prevent too many mistakes, I asked and answered one sentence at a time, but the two sisters were too amiable, and I was a little unable to help it unconsciously, and I was straight and honest, and I was always worried that I was straightforward, which sentence was right to offend the two sisters!" ”

"We just like Azhu's uprightness! What we sisters need is sincerity, and if the three of us are still intrigued, we won't be able to keep you as an idiot! Qiu Jingli held Molise and Shao Jingzhu's hands together.

"You say that a single-minded person like me is stupid, I'm really drunk! Shao Jingzhu has really met me twice, is it really okay for you to make such a bad joke without the consent of others? Haugist asked angrily.

Qiu Jingli pinched Shao Jingzhu's blushing face, "Azhu doesn't object!" And I think she knows you quite well, and when it comes to basketball, she has more in common with you, doesn't she? ”

"Shao Jingzhu is my fan, and it's normal to know me a little! If I'm going to have something to do with her because of this, then I'm not going to be the king of Canada? Besides, I didn't blow it, now that I have as many female fans as a carp crossing the river, do I still have to give back to them in this way one by one? Haojist really couldn't understand the thoughts of these women, and Shao Jingzhu's inconsistent attitude also made him very confused, "Also, Shao Jingzhu children's shoes, aren't you the kind of person who is unwilling to take the initiative to dedicate himself to idols?" ”

"I said it in the supermarket, I will never take the initiative to dedicate myself, but if you are an idol, I can also accept it if you are passively dedicated." Shao Jingzhu buried his head under the table and hummed in a coquettish voice.

"He's X, this is forcing me to swear! You're all sick, aren't you? Is it okay to force me to be a playboy? I want to be a Timothy. How can a low-key and high-quality idol like Duncan be so difficult? Hougist spread his hands and shouted to the sky.

"Your role on the court is already the same as Duncan's anchor for the team, and you have also founded a basketball school off the court to cultivate talents for the country, which is good enough, right? How else do you want to imitate him? So let me ask you, do you want to divorce me and find a girlfriend named Vanessa or do you want the investment advisor to cheat out $40 million in assets? ”

"Please, Timothy is a victim in both of these things, don't you hurt like this, okay?" Haugist didn't expect Qiu Jingli to use these two things as an example, the old guys who entered the NBA in the last century are the most respectable people in their hearts, especially Duncan and Nowitzki, two players with outstanding strength and no black spots, are regarded by him as if they were the norms, and Qiu Jingli's words are about to touch his bottom line.

And Qiu Jingli quickly realized that she had said the wrong thing, touched her stomach and bowed her head silently, thinking about how to apologize to Haojist without hurting her face, but Shao Jingzhu snorted timidly: "I'm really sorry, my English name is Vanessa, but this is given to me by the teacher when I was in elementary school, and I haven't changed this name because it's weird and nice, but I can't blame me!" ”

"You can really get in and join in the fun!" Hoggist glanced at Shao Jingzhu, and his tone softened slightly.

Qiu Jingli seized the opportunity and quipped: "Now that you also have Vanessa, you are almost cheated out of 40 million!" ”

"Thread!" Horgist didn't want to continue the conversation, so he cursed in a low voice and returned to the kitchen with his chopsticks.

I get it! He spoke Cantonese, and he was scolding us for having a sick brain! Moriz shouted excitedly, she first deliberately learned Chinese in order to pursue Hoggist, but learned Cantonese that Hougist didn't know, so Hougist said that she understood this word and felt very proud.

But what Moriz didn't expect was that anyone in the mainland who had watched a few Hong Kong films could understand this sentence, so when she looked at Qiu Jingli and Shao Jingzhu proudly, the two looked at her like a "black line". Molise punched the two of them with her pink fist, "It's not fair, you two Beijingers bully me as a mountain man!" ”

"You're from the mountains?" Shao Jingzhu asked curiously

"I live in Beverly Hills, of course I'm a mountain man!" Moriz pouted and explained far-fetched.

Shao Jingzhu and Qiu Jingli laughed dumbly when they heard this, Shao Jingzhu smiled: "Then my family lives in Weigong Village, and I am still from the village......

Listening to the noise in the living room, Hougist opened the bow left and right and gave himself more than a dozen big mouths, how did he get involved in such a neurotic daughter-in-law, and he helped himself to take the harem, and he was also idle, Shao Jingzhu is also a one-sided fate, even if it is fate to meet in Los Angeles, isn't it over if you give her a turkey leg, why do you have to bring someone home to spend some unlucky Thanksgiving together!

But after thinking about it, Haogist was relieved, this third child is good at business, and after Thanksgiving, she can be driven back to Fan Xiaohong to continue to do rehabilitation training, and after she recovers, she will return to China to continue playing, she and she should not have much intersection, and it is estimated that Li'er and her can only talk about it.

After figuring out this section, Haojist suddenly became enlightened, quickly cleaned the pots and pans, changed the bed for Shao Jingzhu, and locked himself in the kitchen.

It was already late at night, and the three beauties had already fallen asleep, and Hougist began to prepare for tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner, looking at the recipe, Hougist said in his belly: "This Uncle Xiaosong is probably also nonsense, this fish and sheep fresh method is too unrealistic, fish and sheep are stewed in one pot, and they have to be stewed for a long time, it is best to stay up all night?" Isn't the soup full of purines after staying up all night? Can't you get gout after drinking it? ”

Although he didn't believe it, Hoggist still did it, sat on the water in the pot and threw the fish shaved and cut the lamb chops and green onions, ginger and red dates into the pot, simmered slowly, and began to marinate the turkey again, two turkeys, one roasted according to the traditional American method, and the other I have to think of a Chinese method, Li'er has made so much chicken for me, I want to see which one is suitable for turkey to make, hmm......

The next morning it began to rain, and the autumn rain in this col had a different feeling of gloom, and the rainy day was perfect for a lazy night, until the dishes of Haugist were served, and Molise was the only one sitting at the table.

Molise has a habit of running in the morning, today because of the rain outside, Molise completed 6 miles of training on the treadmill in the basement, although she took a shower, but the capillary congestion caused by strenuous exercise still made her skin appear flushed, looking at a different charm, Hougist even reacted.

Shaking his head, Hougist said to Molize: "It's all time for dinner, you go and wake them both up to eat, this is a big meal I have worked so hard to prepare, if it is too cold because of the lazy bed, you will be so sorry for me!" ”

"Okay, okay, you go and call 'Vanessa', I'll call my sister, my sister is not well, I have to wait for her old man!" Molise finished speaking, and went upstairs without waiting for Haugist's answer.

"I'm going to call Shao Jingzhu? You can figure it out, wait, this can't be a trap, right? Haugist suddenly had a strong sense of crisis in his heart.

But Moritz had already run away, and Horgist didn't want to waste the "deliciousness" of the table, so he had to go upstairs. After hesitating at the door of his bedroom for a long time, Hogist still reached out and knocked on the door, "Shao Jingzhu children's shoes, it's almost noon, it's time to get up and eat!" ”

But this door was knocked lightly twice by Horgist and opened by himself, and this girl really left the door for me? Hougist smiled and shook his head, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response. Hougist stood outside the door and called again, but after waiting for a while, no one answered.

"This girl shouldn't have gone to the toilet and squatted in the tuba, right?" Seeing that no one responded, he thought there was no one in the house, and pushed the door open, "Ah......hhhh

"Ah......h

There were two screams in the house, and Hoogist pushed open the door to see Shao Jingzhu shirtless and getting dressed in a daze, yes, Shao Jingzhu was actually sleeping naked. Seeing something that shouldn't be seen, although it wasn't much, but Hoggist couldn't help but scream in a panic, and Shao Jingzhu, who was fully awake from Hoggist's scream, found that his upper body was frankly and completely exposed in front of the idol, although he said that he would be obedient in the passive situation, but his body's reaction was still very honest, and he couldn't help screaming.

Although Shao Jingzhu was also screaming, he forgot to put on his clothes.

There were two screams in the house, and Hoogist pushed open the door to see Shao Jingzhu shirtless and getting dressed in a daze, yes, Shao Jingzhu was actually sleeping naked. Seeing something that shouldn't be seen, although it wasn't much, but Hoggist couldn't help but scream in a panic, and Shao Jingzhu, who was fully awake from Hoggist's scream, found that his upper body was frankly and completely exposed in front of the idol, although he said that he would be obedient in the passive situation, but his body's reaction was still very honest, and he couldn't help screaming.

Although Shao Jingzhu was also screaming, he forgot to put on his clothes, until Qiu Jingli and Moriz also heard the noise, Shao Jingzhu still sat on the bed as he was. Qiu Jingli said with a smile: "The third child, you are too anxious, you have just been here for a day and started to seduce your husband!" But your capital is a little thin! Your second sister in the United States has a much thicker capital than you and has not succeeded, you still have to find a way to save more capital! ”

"Sister, why are you making fun of me? Hate to death! Although Morize is an American and relatively open, she can't stand Qiu Jingli's teasing. Running to the restaurant with a red face.

Qiu Jingli patted Haojist's shoulder, "Look slowly, let's eat, you'll come down when you've had enough!" ”

"Listen to me, I knocked on the door twice, but she didn't respond inside, I thought there was no one inside, so I pushed the door in to see, who knew that she was not only in the house but also sleeping naked!" Hoggist's argument pales.

Qiu Jingli smiled generously, "It's okay, anyway, the third child is your meal in the morning and evening, so it's okay to take a look in advance." ”

"I really didn't mean to be a hooligan, Shao Jingzhu, you have something to say! I've called you twice, did you hear me...... Why are you still in this position? Hurry up and put your clothes on! Haogist wanted to find Shao Jingzhu to clarify together, but unexpectedly, she still maintained the sitting posture just now, still not wearing clothes, Haogist hurriedly turned around and reminded.

Shao Jingzhu realized that he was still naked, and hurriedly grabbed his clothes and put them on his body, Qiu Jingli kissed Hogist's side cheek, and playfully teased: "You two are 'done', come down quickly, this kitchen god will accept your results!" ”

Haojist hurriedly turned around and said to Shao Jingzhu: "Did you hear it, change your clothes and hurry down, I'm waiting for you to eat!" ”

After speaking, Haogist took the initiative to come to Qiu Jingli's side and carry her down the stairs, and said with a flattering smile: "My dear, it's inconvenient for you to go up and down the stairs with a big belly, I'll help you go." ”

After a while, Shao Jingzhu also came to the restaurant with a red face, what a few people didn't expect was that her first sentence made a few people laugh, Shao Jingzhu lowered his head and said softly: "I'm sorry to make you laugh, our basketball players wear tight underwear all year round, and the upper circumference has been suppressed for too long, so it has not developed well, I will try to make it thrive as soon as possible in the future......"

"Breast enlargement depends on food supplements, I'll stew papaya snow clams for you at night!" Qiu Jingli and Molize actually discussed with Shao Jingzhu in a gossipy manner, and the "misoperation" of Hogist just now was forgotten in the wind as if it had never happened.

The three beauties chatted for a while, and Qiu Jingli suddenly turned back to Haojist and said, "Don't be careful, hurry up and introduce us to the results of your busy night's work!"