Chapter 142: It is absolutely impossible to be serious from the first contact

Actually, it's not that the empire is ignorant of humanity.

For such a long time in the past, the group of idle scientists in the imperial outpost in the synchronous orbit did not spend their time every day on visiting the Tieba Tu forum to play games and flirt with girls to watch new things, and they also conducted a lot of research on human beings.

Mu Yunshang once looked at the various research topics of these guys when she was idle, and then she was scorched by thunder-

[The phobia of insufficient firepower of the PLA and the phobia of insufficient depth of the U.S. military -- On the impact of war on the concept of an army]

[Come on!] Hurt each other - on why the relative peace of mankind is based on the fact that each other can destroy each other]

【The Essence of Chicken in Democracy and the Peanut Oil in Communism: The Influence of Ideology on the Development of Race】

If the above research topics are normal, then the next research on human religion makes Mu Yunshang feel that the scientists in the solar system of the empire are really idle-

[You are not really vicious, lewd (divine beasts), stingy, and evil, you are just stupid, as long as you are willing to use your brain, you can still be saved-On Buddhism's coldness from the bones]

It is said that the imperial scientific officer who studied this subject once said: "Human Buddhism really has a special kind of coldness, Jesus can also pinch Satan, and the Buddha will probably only touch Satan's dog's head, and then sigh 'Hey, stupid' and it will be over!" ”

"But when it comes to high coldness, shouldn't the coldest be Taoism? The Buddha will also say 'stupid' to Satan, if he changes the Taoist ancestor, he will definitely not even bother to look at that idiot. "This is the subject of another Imperial Scientist who also studies human religionβ€”

[Love believe it or not, don't bother Lao Tzu's ascension - Taoism's imperceptible superiority]

After knowing the daily life of these guys, Mu Yunshang once felt that the work arranged for this group of scientists was too little.

Ahem, to get back to the point, I've been lying for so long and deceiving more than 500 words just to make one point clear - that is, the empire actually knows a lot about human beings.

Therefore, the behavior of the few Imperial GIs who took the human astronauts directly to the United Nations headquarters building seems to be relatively correct at the moment.

If the astronauts are all from the same country, the problem is that these guys are from different countries, so it is not appropriate for the Empire to send them anywhere, and it is impossible for a few Imperial GIs to send them to their respective countries like a courier delivering to their own country - why not?

Mu Yunshang thought it was to maintain the majesty of the empire at first, but later learned that those guys were just lazy......

Although the Imperial transports deliberately slowed down, by the time they reached the United Nations Headquarters building, martial law had just been completed by the U.S. government.

Again, the representatives from all the countries have not yet had time to withdraw.

In other words, they originally planned to withdraw, but they got a temporary order from the country - all for Lao Tzu to stay!

In the face of such a thing as the arrival of aliens, of course, the top leaders of various countries cannot go in person at the first time, but they will definitely not ignore it, and the best way is to send representatives.

And what better representative than those who are now at the United Nations?

Also frantically rushed to the reporters of various media, these guys who ran faster than Hong Kong (mythical beast) reporters don't know where to go, and can talk and laugh with high-level figures in various countries, compared with those politicians, they are absolutely not afraid of death.

It was also a miracle that entertainment reporters, political journalists, and sports reporters all came in with their own guns and cannons – knowing that no matter what big news happened before that, there was never one thing that caught the attention of all the journalists of humanity.

Although the U.S. military is trying its best to impose martial law, the effect is not particularly ideal. Of course, the White House and the Pentagon want only a few people to know about aliens, and it would be even better if the interests of this could be kept by the United States, but this is obviously not allowed by other countries.

Since it's happening in your own country, we're going to just muddy the whole thing β€” if it gets messy, everybody has the potential to intervene.

Among them, the ones who can grab the greatest benefits from the chaos are undoubtedly the most powerful countries on the planet.

So at this moment, a few big hooligans tacitly began to do all kinds of things in Manhattan, making the progress of the martial law mission of the US military extremely difficult, which is why the group of reporters was able to break in relatively easily - God knows how many agents from various countries were mixed in with these reporters.

The most painful thing is that in the face of this situation, Tran (Divine Beast) Pu can't say anything to the leaders of various countries who are constantly in contact with him - with a smile on his lips, MMP in his heart is probably the truest portrayal of Tran (Divine Beast) Pu at this time.

In the midst of all the attention, the Empire's transport ship, which was extremely large in the eyes of humans, finally landed slowly, and finally suspended at an altitude of about two hundred meters above the ground.

The height of the United Nations Headquarters building is about 150 meters, so the transport ship suspended at a height of 200 meters looks like a towering Tarzan to those below.

For a moment, everyone fell silent.

Immediately afterwards, it was the flash of countless reporters who broke the calm first.

At this moment, all the news media capable of live broadcasting were doing their best to report on the arrival of aliens, and all the people who saw the news on TV and the Internet shouted "the bunker" while agitating the people around them who didn't know about it, and soon, almost everyone in the civilized world knew about it.

"We ...... What now? ”

In the square below, there are five hooligans surrounded in the center...... I'm sorry, I mean the P5 delegates looked at each other.

"Or? Say hello? ”

"Say hello? Say what? Hello? Are you sure the aliens understand? ”

"That'...... Why don't you say 'hello'? ”

"No, no, no, I think to say '?????' It's a very feasible solution! Aliens must understand Smecta! ”

"""""Roll β€”β€”!!!!" ””””

Everyone glared angrily at the South Korean delegates.

Just as the group was still talking about how to communicate with the aliens, a gap suddenly cracked in the originally brilliant alloy armor under the transport ship, and then a circular gap appeared.

A vertical pillar of light fell to the ground, and in the amazement of countless people, the astronauts who were forcibly controlled by Mu Yunshang slowly landed in the pillar of light.

What a dizzying pre-alien situation it wasβ€”

- If those astronauts hadn't been in mid-air constantly shouting in their native language, "Don't shoot!" We're not aliens! We are our own people" is better......

Inside the spaceship, the Imperial GIs who sent a few astronauts away turned their heads and shrugged their shoulders at their companions: "I just said casually that they might be killed on the spot by their own people who were overly nervous when they went out, but I didn't expect such a big reaction?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Are you sure you're not mad at that guy trying to touch your tail? ”

"I'm sure."

"Shh

====Girl resting====

Poi~!

All leave the ticket collection lalalala!

The festival also stays!

This book will be on the shelves in early October! Thank you for your support! Thank you!