"Today, the scorching sun, the ruthless and vicious sun after falling out of love gathers his energy and vents to the innocent earth, alas~ It's another hot day," Looking at the dazzling light outside the window, Liu Chenxiao couldn't help but sigh, "But thanks to the sun, I have another reason to read comics at home." ”

Let's start with the main character. The teenager who was lying on the sofa holding a comic book in his hand, Liu Chenxiao, is fifteen years old this year, a junior high school graduate, and is about to enter his first year of high school. There are about two months left, Liu Chenxiao is about to start his unfortunate high school study career, take this opportunity, he is addicted to comics and can't extricate himself, he should seize the time to have a good time.

Yes, Liu Chenxiao's hobby is reading comics, and hot-blooded and funny comics are his favorite.

The comic Liu Chenxiao now has in his hand is called "Death", which tells the story of a teenager who becomes a Grim Reaper in order to save his companions, which is his favorite of the many comics in his bookcase.

Now he is watching the battle of two scientists, the battle between Nirvana and Sal Apollo. Just when it was exciting, a delicate shout came from the bathroom of his house: "Brother, help me peel an apple!" ”

"Bang" Liu Chenxiao slapped his hands in the air, and a mosquito escaped from his fingers in embarrassment. He said with some displeasure: "Why don't you cut it?" ”

"People are taking a bath now, and they want to eat apples after taking a shower."

"Okay, I know." I had no choice but to peel apples. But don't think that Liu Chenxiao's sister is a very well-behaved girl, this is her surface, and the black belly is real, Liu Chenxiao knows very well that if she doesn't help her peel the apple, she won't know how she will die after a while.

I forgot to introduce my sister, and the one who is taking a bath is Liu Chenxiao's sister: Liu Nana. But don't be fooled by her charming voice and cute smile, she's a complete (black-bellied + violent) woman! In short, she can't be provoked, because Liu Chenxiao's previous tragic experience reminds her all the time.

Well, Liu Chenxiao still decided to obediently help her sister peel apples.

However, do you think Liu Chenxiao will be in a daze while peeling apples while looking at the falling apple skin? Joke! The time it takes to peel apples is also time, and Liu Chenxiao doesn't want to waste this time!

At this time, a small and delicate black kitten jumped next to Liu Chenxiao, rubbed Liu Chenxiao's trouser legs, and then pointed at the TV with one of its front paws.

"You want to watch TV?" Liu Chenxiao wondered. The kitten nodded, Liu Chenxiao reluctantly turned on the TV for it, and it jumped on the sofa with satisfaction, enjoying it in the sitting position of the gang boss.

"Well, now I don't even have the status of a cat at home, and a stinky cat is ordering me."

This cat is called Black Cat, it is a cat raised by Liu Nana, and like the owner, this cat's hobby is to bully Liu Chenxiao.

Ignoring the cat, Liu Chenxiao knelt on her knees, pressed the lower left and right corners of the comic book with her knees, and raised her hands high to peel apples in a very lewd posture.

This is the new pose that Liu Chenxiao unlocked: peeling apples while reading comics.

However, after reading the page quickly, Liu Chenxiao stretched out her hands and turned the page with the back of her hand.

However, the facts told him that his move was wrong.

It seems that the fruit knife at home is very sharp.

As a result, Liu Chenxiao's finger was cut open.

Blood flowed down the knife and apple, dripping onto the comic book.

Liu Chenxiao stared blankly at the blood flowing from the wound on his finger, obviously it was just a small mouthful, why did the blood flow like tap water without money?

The next moment, Liu Chenxiao screamed in pain: "Ahhh!!h My comic books! Soiled...... No, my hands...... It hurts!! ”

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Nana, your brother is probably going to die young......"

"Brother, what's wrong with you...... Do you want to find a short-term view, brother? Don't, brother, isn't it just peeling apples, brother, don't commit suicide for this little thing! ”

Hearing Liu Nana's anxious voice, Liu Chenxiao became proud: just ignore her, scare her, hehe, who told her to bully me often.

Liu Chenxiao bit the broken thumb of her left hand to death, but the blood really seemed to be desperately pouring into her mouth, making her mouth full of blood. He himself did not realize that his right hand was dutifully holding a fruit knife and an apple.

What to do, what to do, am I really going to die? Don't! Liu Chenxiao seemed to have a news headline on major news apps tomorrow in her mind: "Shocking hundreds of millions of people, a fifteen-year-old boy who peels an apple like this can lead to death!" Thinking of this, Liu Chenxiao felt a trace of unwillingness in her heart: No, I can't die, such a strange way of dying will probably become the laughing stock of many people. Yes, I can't die!

What's the solution...... At this time, Liu Nana's slightly crying voice came from the bathroom: "Brother, what's wrong with you, why don't you ignore Nana, brother, Nana is wrong, can you forgive Nana...... Brother, don't ignore Nana......" Hearing this, Liu Chenxiao couldn't help but have a sour nose, and couldn't bear to tease her sister anymore. Liu Chenxiao let go of her teeth clenching her thumb, and was about to answer Liu Nana, but Liu Nana cried: "Woo, brother, don't die!" Woo woo woo, brother, if you die, there will be no one to be my free slave...... Woo woo woo, brother ......"

"Poof," a mouthful of old blood spurted out of Liu Chenxiao's mouth, it turns out that Nana, you are worried that there will be no free slaves in the future!

Probably heard Liu Chenxiao's voice vomiting blood, Liu Nana burst into tears and laughed: "Brother, are you still alive?" ”

"Poof," the second mouthful of blood spurted out of Liu Chenxiao's mouth, "Ah, I'm not dead yet, I was going to hang myself, but because the rope was not strong, I saved your brother's life." ”

Oops, my head started to swell and dizzy, and I had a reaction to excessive blood loss! Liu Chenxiao hurriedly bit her injured thumb again, the blood was still flowing fiercely, what should I do!

"Nasty brother, I'm so worried about hurting people, I'm going to punish you!"

Oh no, it's over, it's over, it's over, what the hell should I do?

"Brother, I fell in love with a Black Rock figure a few days ago, there are probably more than five hundred pieces, so I want to ask you to ......"

"Poof," the third mouthful of blood spurted out of Liu Chenxiao's mouth, it was over, he was dead, and just when he was desperate, the advertisement broadcast on TV reached his ears: "Our goal is to have no tooth decay!" ”

Gao Lujie? Toothpaste? That's right! I heard that toothpaste can also stop bleeding!

Liu Chenxiao walked outside the bathroom with the last hope, and the sound of "whooshing" water came from the bathroom. Liu Chenxiao's mouth was a little dry, and he said cautiously: "Nana, can you open the door a little...... Don't get me wrong, your brother is definitely not that kind of person......"

Liu Nana's nervous voice came out: "Brother, what do you want to do?" ”

"Well, Nana, may I come in and get ...... No, can you hand me the toothpaste? ”

"So, brother, do you still need a toothbrush?"

The head was dizzy, and Liu Chenxiao hurriedly shook her head: "No need." ”

The door opened slightly, and the heat rushed in. A small white hand stretched out, and a toothpaste was still in the wet hand.

Liu Chenxiao hurriedly took the toothpaste: "Thank you, Nana." ”

"No thanks, brother, remember to help me buy Black Rock!"

“…… I didn't say yes. ”

"Hmph, stingy brother!"

Ignoring the little girl's complaints, Liu Chenxiao unscrewed the toothpaste cap and squeezed out a little translucent bright green toothpaste. Well, it's still mint...... That's not the point. Liu Chenxiao hurriedly smeared the squeezed toothpaste on the bleeding wound......

Didn't work? The blood was still flowing.

God, do you really have the heart to kill me? Do you really bear to be a kind-hearted, smart, and lovely boy like me? Liu Chenxiao almost collapsed to the ground.

"Brother, what are you doing with toothpaste on your hands?"

That's right, the frosted glass of Liu Chenxiao's bathroom door can see the figure outside from the inside, but you can't see the inside from the outside.

"Huh? Oh, Nana, I think your brother is probably going to die young......"

"Brother, you shouldn't have shaved your fingers when you peeled an apple, did you?" Liu Nana said angrily and funny.

"yes, a lot of blood." Liu Chenxiao said in a very idiotic voice.

The door opened a crack again, and Liu Nana said in a commanding tone, "Brother, put your hand in." ”

"Huh? Oh good. Liu Chenxiao mechanically put her left hand into the door.

Liu Chenxiao felt two delicate little hands gently resting on his hands, and then a soft thing wrapped his thumb. Liu Chenxiao was taken aback suddenly, this feeling was ...... Is it the mouth?

"Nana? Why are you ......" "Hee-hee, brother, have you forgotten? My saliva is therapeutic! ”

Liu Chenxiao's sister's saliva...... That is, saliva, which has the effect of healing wounds. In layman's terms, it is superpowers, and this secret is only known to Liu Chenxiao, who is an elder brother, and even their parents do not know.

"That...... Nana ......" Liu Chenxiao suddenly thought of something, blushing and spoke.

"What's wrong, brother?"

Forget it, let's not tell her I bit my thumb just now...... Otherwise, maybe she'll run wild. Liu Chenxiao shuddered and dispelled the idea that she would die a miserable death. "Nana, thank you." At this moment, Liu Chenxiao already felt that the wound was no longer bleeding, and the wound was probably beginning to heal.

"Hee-hee, no thanks, just remember to help me buy Black Rock!"

Liu Chenxiao hurriedly withdrew her hand: "Haha, Nana, the weather is good today!" I'm going out for a few laps......"

"Stingy! Hum! ”

Liu Chenxiao wiped the sweat on the top of her head, this is not a matter of being petty. A few days ago, Liu Chenxiao bought a weapon "Sky Lock Cutting Moon" for the protagonist of "Death", which cost him more than 600 yuan, not to mention, and now it is still under the bed in his bedroom, and Liu Chenxiao knows that this thing cannot be discovered by his parents, otherwise he will die. Now that Liu Chenxiao's waist is in a state equal to weakness, how can she fulfill her sister's request?

Looking at his fingers, well, the wound had healed, but there were still dried and undried blood stains and ...... Liu Nana's saliva, Liu Chenxiao suddenly blushed and her heart beat, and she didn't dare to look at her fingers again.

Looking back at the floor of the living room and kitchen, there was blood everywhere I passed. Seeing such a tragic bloody scene, Liu Chenxiao wiped the cold sweat on her head: It's time to clean up.