Chapter 383: A Brave New World [1 Update]
The lame man felt very wonderful, and immediately began to orgasm when he threw himself into the strange light, and the double orgasm on the body and soul stimulated his senses wave after wave, so that the cripple was so hilarious that he didn't want it, and when he finally recovered from the orgasm, he had appeared in a strange city.
He felt a familiar and rich aura here, but the environment was very different from the Xuanhuang Realm.
The surrounding high-rise buildings rose from the ground as if they were about to pierce the sky, and a square-headed steel beast roared past, and almost without exception let out a "Didi" roar at him!
Yu Bukuai himself was a cultivator in the middle stage of the Gangsha Realm, but the sudden decline of his aura caused his cultivation to fall to the early stage of the Divine Power Realm, and after being divided into eight, each clone was only at the level of the early stage of the Nirvana Realm.
But even in the early stage of the Nirvana Realm, the cripple was not easy to mess with, he sneered and stood in the middle of the road with a crutch, facing the rushing steel beast head-on: You dare to touch Lao Tzu and try it! Try it!
As he expected, although the steel beasts were fierce, they all hurriedly turned around and let go of him when they rushed closer, and at this time, there were screams one after another from the side of the road, and the lame man glanced back and couldn't help but show a smug smile.
The screams for him were all blonde beauties, with big breasts and fat buttocks, full of exotic style, and they were all dressed very revealing in broad daylight, either showing white breasts or white thighs, especially when the wind blew up a short skirt on the side of the road......
Gee! It's a brave new world! The cripple suddenly didn't want to go back to the Xuanhuang Realm, not only is there plenty of aura here, but there are so many ** sluts - wait a minute, why are they screaming so loudly?
"Phew!"
The lame man only felt as if he was being pushed by a running rhinoceros, it turned out that just after a big bus bypassed him, an off-road vehicle following the big bus was blocked from view, and it was too late to see the cripple, and it was directly on the cripple!
it! The off-road vehicle driver burst into tears: This Nima is touching porcelain with his life! Don't you want to fight so hard!
"Someone's killed!"
"Hit someone!"
"The lame man of Huaxia touched porcelain on the street!"
"Call the emergency number!"
The blonde beauties on the side of the road screamed in shock, and then their voices stopped abruptly with the impact.
One by one, they looked at the cripple who stood in place and stood still, and the off-road vehicle that was hit by the lame man and made a human-shaped dent!
Since the cripple was embedded in the car, he was very close to the off-road vehicle driver at this time, so close that he could stare at it widely.
Buggy driver: "......"
Cripple: "......"
"Fack!" The off-road vehicle driver was hairy, a big white man with a tattooed face and a big beard, caught in the car and unable to move, and he roared through the cracked windshield: "I'm going to kill you Bichi!" ”
it! No wonder I didn't feel the fluctuation of spiritual power! The lame man gritted his teeth and stared at the off-road vehicle driver viciously: it turned out to be a puppet controlled by someone inside! So you're trying to kill me and grab the treasure!
One, two, three, go die! The cripple pulled out one of his big hands and grabbed at the off-road vehicle driver!
"Phew!"
The belated airbag instantly wrapped the off-road vehicle driver, and the lame man was startled, lest he have any more extraneous branches, so he pushed the off-road vehicle with his big hand and pulled himself out of the off-road vehicle with a "boom"!
"Roll the calves!"
The lame man picked up his crutch and slapped it the front face of the off-road vehicle, and suddenly the off-road vehicle "whew" and flew into the air like a cannonball, followed by a "boom" The off-road vehicle exploded!
The firelight instantly illuminated the sky above the [Los Angeles Base] in the United States!
"Oh no, no, no! The Chinese lame man touches the porcelain and beats people! ”
"Huaxia Kung Fu! Su Po slow! ”
"One crutch and the car was blown away! No! It's a blast! ”
The blonde beauties, blue-eyed, breasts and fat buttocks all sweated and panted as eyewitnesses, telling the Mi Patrol police who came in a hurry how rampant, domineering, arrogant and domineering the Huaxia cripple was.
At this time, the front and back of the lame man has been blocked, after seeing the violent image of the lame man beating the car like playing golf, all the cars spontaneously braked, hung R gear, reversed, and then "boom", was rear-ended, just like this, one rear-end caused traffic paralysis.
"Oh Fake!" One by one, the patrolmen rushed up with their guns in their hands: "Yellow pig, kneel!" I command you to get on your knees! Immediately! On your knees! ”
Although he didn't know what the patrolmen were shouting and what they were holding in their hands, the lame man could sense the strong malice emanating from them, and the lame man was very angry: the local social people were too impolite!
"Humph!" The lame man lifted the crutch, slammed it heavily on the ground, and suddenly there was a loud "boom" as if a landslide cracked, only to see that the cripple was the center of the criss-crossing cracks that extended in all directions, these cracks were only more than a foot wide at the beginning, but the wider and deeper they were, and when they extended to ten zhang away, they were already as wide as a zhang, like a huge moat!
"Haier breaks! Haier breaks rice! The patrol officers screamed and fell into the moat, the shallowest of these moats were more than a foot deep, the lucky ones fell with a blue nose and swollen face, the unlucky ones fell directly into the disabled, and of course, the unlucky ones fell down and smashed people into meatloaf......
"Fack! Fack! Fack! Seeing this scene in front of the big screen, Mi President Tom was furious, turned back to his assistant and yelled: "What do the Chinese want to do!" ”
How do I know what the Chinese people want to do? The assistant was also drunk, but he didn't dare to talk back to Tom, he was the president! And Los Angeles is the second largest city in the United States, and it was so tossed by a Chinese cripple, and soon the whole world knew that the rice people were pressed to the ground and rubbed by a Chinese cripple, and the rice people were still a fart?
Instead of expecting his answer, Thom continued to roar, "Blow him up!" Blow him up for me! ”
But the problem is that the United States is no longer the world's number one power...... The assistant cautiously reminded: "Your Excellency, this is Los Angeles, perhaps...... We can first lodge solemn representations with Huaxia to express that our side of the United States is deeply shocked by this, and strongly condemn it, and resolutely oppose the violent acts of the Huaxia warriors......"
"Law...... Gram! Thom took a big breath and finally calmed himself down a bit, "So what are you waiting for?" ”