Dian Wei lifted the goblin from the ground with two fingers again and put it in front of Tang Xiaobai, the goblin just now fell to his nose with a snap, and now his face is bloody, emm...... It's red. It's not as green and disgusting as in some fantasy movies.

"Wipe it yourself." Tang Xiaobai handed over a handkerchief.

The goblin looked at Tang Xiaobai with teary eyes, as if he was very scared, but he didn't dare to disobey his order. He trembled and took the handkerchief, but did not dare to wipe his nose, for fear that his filthy and lowly blood would stain the things that the noble ruler had given him, and make him angry with himself.

"Haha." Tang Xiaobai suddenly laughed.

Dian Wei didn't know what the emperor was laughing at suddenly, he was confused, and the goblin was so frightened by this smile that his handkerchief fell to the ground. The handkerchief given to him by the noble ruler was thrown on the ground, and the incident frightened the timid goblin into a fright.

"Honorable lord, great king of the sea, noble master from another land, I swear I didn't mean it, it was your wisdom and martial arts and that majestic body that made the humble me feel the shock, so I accidentally lost your noble gift, please spare me." As soon as the goblin spoke, it was another sycophant and begging for mercy.

Not to mention, this set is really a little useful to Tang Xiaobai, vanity. Who doesn't? With such a living treasure licking his ass like this, he thinks it's quite cool.

"The starting point is that the gods are honest and don't deceive me, the goblins are really a cowardly and cowardly race." Tang Xiaobai remembered the popular fantasy works on well-known stations on the earth, many authors and gods classify goblins as timid and cunning races, and now it seems that the first half is right, as for the second half, if you look closely, most of them are also right.

Tang Xiaobai didn't care if the handkerchief fell to the ground, but bent down to pick it up and handed it to the goblin. This scene made the goblin in front of him completely shut down.

The goblin took the handkerchief excitedly, but instead of wiping the blood from his face, he carefully folded it and put it in the inner pocket of his shirt. Then he wiped the blood off with his hands and wiped it on his dirty clothes.

Tang Xiaobai was speechless about this goblin's actions, but he didn't say anything. After he wiped the blood off his body, he asked, "You're a goblin, right?" What is your name? ”

If a person asks him what his name is, it means that he acknowledges the existence of their race, and it is very polite etiquette, as if he were treating people who are equal to himself. So when Tang Xiaobai asked his name, he was so excited that he couldn't speak a little bit.

"Honor, Honor, Honorable ......"

Tang Xiaobai shook his head and said, "You don't have to talk at length every time you speak."

The goblin swallowed a mouthful of saliva and hurriedly apologized: "No, Lord Aquaman......"

Tang Xiaobai continued to interrupt and said, "Just call His Majesty the Emperor."

"Your Majesty the Emperor, my name is ......"

Because he was too excited and trembling to say a word, this goblin actually slapped himself hard, and the force was so great that Tang Xiaobai felt pain when he heard it.

This self-mutilating slap went down, and sure enough, he spoke neatly.

"Your Majesty the Emperor, my name is Bangzu Lance, and as His Majesty the Emperor said, I am a lowly and weak goblin clan."

Tang Xiaobai asked a little strangely, "Bangzu Lance?"

"It's the lowly ones below."

Tang Xiaobai continued to ask: "You are a goblin clan, and these pirates are a human race, how did you get together?"

"Your Majesty the Emperor, the pirates have attacked our tribes by the sea, killed all of our people, and left me, as an engineer, to repair their pirate ships." Bangzu spoke of his own slain people with deep fear in his eyes, and it was evident from this that the cowardice and cowardice of the goblins had surpassed their grief for the death of their companions.

"Goblin Engineer."

Tang Xiaobai grasped these keywords, and the goblin clan had mixed reviews in the many illusions of the earth. Some of the goblins are just the lowest humanoid monsters, often used to slaughter to gain experience, to give the protagonist a supporting role, and even to upgrade the dragon set. In some cases, goblins are people who love invention and have a talent for it.

"You, go and bring a table and two stools, one of which is a little higher, and bring a pot of hot wine and two bowls by the way." Tang Xiaobai said to a soldier next to him.

Cai Wenji looked at Tang Xiaobai with a gentle smile, and her eyes showed a look of relief. This husband of mine is really not an ordinary person, but as long as there is a little opportunity that is beneficial to his development, he will firmly seize it.

Soon, the soldiers moved the tables and chairs, and Tang Xiaobai motioned to Dian Wei to put the goblin engineer Bangzu on the high stool, which frightened the goblin.

"Your Majesty the Emperor! Your Majesty the Emperor! My whole body, from my skin to my soul, is filthy, it's really hard to swallow, please don't eat me. ”

"Poof......" Tang Xiaobai squirted out as soon as he took a sip of wine.

Tang Xiaobai pointed to the wine bowl on the table and said, "Let's drink a bowl together, Goblin Engineer."

Bangzu seemed to find out that Tang Xiaobai didn't want to eat him, but wanted to drink with him. He was even more frightened this time, and hurriedly shouted: "Your Majesty the Emperor, I ...... I ......"

Tang Xiaobai felt that the character of this goblin was indeed too cowardly, so that he was a little annoyed, put the wine bowl on the table, and then said: "If you are told to drink, you can drink it, where did you come from such nonsense."

Goblin Bangzu seemed to be angry when he saw Tang Xiaobai, and he didn't dare to disobey the order, so he picked up the wine bowl bigger than his head and gooed and a bowl of wine fell into his stomach, so that his stomach bulged round.

Belch~~~

He hiccuped, and then hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear that he would blow the wine to His Majesty the Emperor.

"Is it good?"

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's even better than the dwarven rum I picked up last time."

Tang Xiaobai heard an important key clue again - the dwarf clan? The legendary Ironforge Forge's forging race that can forge divine weapons?

-- Years Later --

↓ The greatest engineer of the goblin clan, Bonzu Lance, wrote in his memoirs↓