Z City.

No man's land.

Knock knock!

King visits Saitama's home once again.

"You won't see anyone again this time, will you?"

He thought back to the previous times, and each time it was very unfortunate to catch up with Saitama when he was not at home.

Click!

Luckily, Saitama is at home.

"Huh? King？ Saitama opened the door in casual clothes and looked at King in surprise, "Why did you come to my house?" Come on in. ”

He invited King into the house and poured him a glass of boiled water.

"Thank you."

King took the boiled water and explained with a smile, "Wasn't my house destroyed by weirdos?" It's being repaired, and I have nowhere to go, so I thought I'd borrow you for a few days. ”

Saitama was stunned for a moment, and shook his head firmly to refuse: "No, absolutely not, my house is too small and crowded, it's already very troublesome for Genos to live, plus your words, the room is full, you drink this glass of water and give it back to me, my house really can't live so many people." ”

Saitama's house is indeed very small, with a small kitchen, a bathroom, and a living room, which is both a living room and a bedroom, and at night, he will move the coffee table to the side, spread the quilt on the floor, and fold the white quilt again during the day, and rearrange the coffee table.

So the question is, how do Saitama and Genos sleep in such a small room? It should be very compact!

King lifted a bag of food and said meaningfully, "I brought the best beef and branded cabbage, and when I live in your house, I will always be serving the best ingredients......

Saitama's pupils shrank, her brows tightened, and she asked King for a long time, "By the way, did you bring a toothbrush?" ”

“……”

King smiled, glanced at the slightly messy house, and asked, "Isn't Genos here?" ”

"Well, he hasn't been back since yesterday." Saitama leaned on the quilt, scratched his buttocks, took out a manga and looked at it with relish, "He was damaged a lot when he fought yesterday, so he should have gone to repair it." ”

"Oh." King put his backpack away, and he leaned over to Saitama and glanced at the manga name, "Sunman? ”

"Huh? King, have you seen it too? Saitama raised the manga, "This is an outdated manga that I picked up on the side of the road, and I don't know which naughty kid threw it away." ”

"It's so boring to read comics." King pulled his backpack and opened it and took out various game consoles from it, including Xiaobawang, PSP, etc., which are very complete.

"Saitama, let's play a game!"

"Oh!"

Saitama perked up and said energetically, "King, let's fight!" ”

Tick Tick!

The two of them install the game console.

"Saitama, I'll teach you how to jerk off this time."

King pulls out a classic airplane shooter - Thunder Fighter game cassette insertion.

Saitama was surprised: "Jerk off...... Do you need to be taught, too? Is there a special trick? ”

"Of course." King laughed, "I'll tell you a secret trick for jerking off, when jerking off, your fingers move quickly...... Up and down, left and right, left and right, BABA, you can unleash infinite life. ”

Saitama was stunned, looked at his hands, and muttered, "Up and down...... I can understand this, but what about the left and right BABA? ”

"King, you seem to be very skilled at jerking off!"

King boasted, "That's, I've jerked off and won championships. ”

"It's so strong!" Saitama exclaimed, "King, whether it's strength, games, or jerking off, you're the number one!" ”

King was stunned and said, "Jerking off is a game!" ”

"I know it's a game." Saitama understood, "Genos also told me that jerking off is a man's game. ”

“…… Hey, Saitama, don't think about it, I'm talking about jerking off, not jerking off. King's face darkened, and he pointed to the game cartridge and explained, "This is a fighter game!" ”

Saitama was stunned for a moment, and said calmly: "That's right, I just mean games!" ”

“……”

King couldn't laugh or cry, too lazy to argue with Saitama, this guy looks stupid and cute on the outside, but he is actually very smart, maybe because of his strength, which causes his thinking to have a taste of returning to basics

There are many things that Saitama doesn't know, but he doesn't care.

Because what is very important in the eyes of others is just a small thing in his mind, how can supermarket sales be important?

"Okay, the game is about to start, let me introduce the rules of the game, this is a two-player game......"

King Balabala-la introduces Saitama to the rules of the game.

"Got it?"

Saitama nodded and said, "Well, it's simply a jerking off!" ”

“…… No problem. ”

King controls the controller to select his own fighter, and when Saitama is ready, the two enter the game together.

Woohoo!!

At the beginning of the game, King shows his superb handjob skills, killing the incoming enemies one by one, and at the same time eating up all the various props that appear.

Saitama is also very hard and serious, well, very hard and seriously chasing the ass of the king fighter, hoping to catch up.

"Hey, King, you drive slowly, I can't catch up with you, you're speeding and speeding, beep beep, you see the traffic police come to the door, and you're going to issue a ticket."

“…… Saitama, don't make any noise, that's a boss, not a traffic policeman. ”

"I'm not wrong, the traffic police are the bosses of you speeding guys!"

"Kill it!"

"Ah, King, what's in that thing that looks like a chest?"

"That's the prop box, and each prop box contains a variety of props, such as laser cannons, electromagnetic cannons, pulse bombs, and so on."

"Huh? That's good, King, you leave one for me, don't eat it all, my plane is still spraying one bullet at a time! ”

"This game is about whoever is fast and who eats props!"

"No kidding, this is a two-player game, it's obviously a game where everyone works together, eh, king, you eat again, you stupid, how do I fight the boss like this?"

"Saitama, you're so noisy, I can fight the boss alone, and taking you to play the game is the lack of a salted fish that shouts 666, just play soy sauce honestly."

"I don't want to lie down to win, you guy is too arrogant, sooner or later I will overtake you in a jerk off."

King and Saitama caused a quarrel because of the uneven distribution of props, oh, mainly because King didn't give Saitama any props.

After all, the plane controlled by Saitama was in a small rifle state from beginning to end, and King already had high-tech weapons such as laser cannons, beam cannons, and plasma cannons, so it was no wonder that Saitama was in a hurry.

Burst!

"Hey, Saitama, don't rob me of the handle, I'm going to die......"

"Haha, this prop box belongs to me...... Ah, how did I die? ”

"Nonsense, your plane is so vegetable, if you don't have me in front, of course you will die if you rush up."

"What, it's not like you robbed me of my props, you bastard."

"I'm here to win."

"It's easier to win with me."

"Ha, Saitama, don't make jokes, how can you win such a dish as a jerk off......"

"I'm a strong jerking off!"

Jingle bells!

Just as King and Saitama were arguing, King's phone rang, and he quickly took out his phone and put it under his ear, "Hey, I'm King." ”

"King, come to the headquarters of the association, something is wrong......"

"What's the matter?"

"There's a guy who calls himself a weirdo and is running havoc at headquarters!"

"Oh, I'm not available, you can find someone else!"

"King, this matter is urgent......

"I'm really not available...... Eh, Saitama, you're going to shoot, your jerking skills are too good, look at my ......"

"Uh, hit...... Jerk off? That, king, we'll find other S-class heroes to deal with, sorry to interrupt. ”

"Huh?"

King was stunned, then suddenly realized, and shouted, "Hey, you misunderstood......"

Doodle!

"Saitama, I'm going to kill you turtle grandson!"