Chapter 1000: Mountains and Rivers
Although Liu Xiaobao is just talking about it, this can actually be regarded as a family meeting.
At the end of the meeting, Liu Xiaobao memorized half a poem in the state of riding a horse and whipping.
"The old man talked about juvenile madness. The left leads the yellow, and the right is the sky. Brocade hat mink fur, thousand horses roll Pingoka. In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, shoot the tiger in person, and watch Sun Lang... Grandpa, my grandson is hanging, I'll come over later. ”
Hanging up the phone, Liu Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, and then he caught Teacher Luo and Xiao Yue'er who wanted to run, regardless of the smiling mother, repelled Boss Yao who wanted to go together, helplessly looked at the phoenix who took the opportunity to flee, and went to the next door with one hand - a fully functional bedroom with a large bed that had been arranged for him a long time ago.
"The wine is still open."
While kicking the door with his foot, Liu Xiaobao began to recite again, but compared to the passionate generosity just now, although he was still reciting the same Su poem at this time, his momentum became hot and aggressive.
"Sideburns are slightly frosty, so what's the matter! In the clouds... Ha ha. ”
Throwing Teacher Luo and Xiao Yue'er on the bed, and put on the small lock, Liu Xiaobao, who turned around, laughed almost like a rude while picking up his clothes, and then said cheaply: "When will you send Feng Tang?" ”
"Today, today!"
Liu Xiaobao, who asked and answered himself, was very excited, scared Teacher Luo and Xiao Yue'er, and said in his heart, I am not Feng Tang, can I be treated like you like this...
They didn't think about it anymore, because Liu Xiaobao stopped reciting and started a storm-like campaign against them!
After the first break of the shower, Liu Xiaobao finally memorized a poem completely.
“… Will hold the bow like a full moon. ”
Liu Xiaobao kissed Xiao Yue'er, whose face was already red, and then turned to Russell, who was still panting in the crook of his left arm in the northwest direction, and said the last six words: "Look northwest, shoot the wolf." ”
also gave Russell a shallow kiss, and Liu Xiaobao, who had memorized the poem, asked shamelessly: "Teacher, what do you think the student memorizes this poem?" ”
“… I'm not a wolf, your boss Yao is not codenamed wolf, you want to shoot a wolf..."
After finishing speaking, Mr. Luo finally realized something, took a sip of Liu Xiaobao, and said in shame: "You are such a hooligan!" You're my worst student! ”
"Hooligans? I'll play a hooligan on you every day from now on... I still want to resist..."
"Tap..."
…
About three hours later, the energetic Liu Xiaobao went to the capital star of the Dongying Galaxy, and in a villa heavily guarded, he saw Ouyang Baihua on the pregnant bed, as well as many relatives guarding the bed.
"Uh... Mom..."
Liu Xiaobao knew about the existence of grandparents and sister before he came, but Liu Xiaobao didn't know about the existence of his mother-in-law, so when he saw his mother-in-law at first glance, Liu Xiaobao was stunned, and after a few turns in his mind, he knew what he should call each other good.
"Who's your mother? But the one lying on the bed is indeed your wife, and she is pregnant with your cub, but you have made her wait so long! ”
The mother-in-law is also a top strong woman in Yanhuang, and she scolded her like this and covered her face for a while, Liu Xiaobao didn't dare to take it seriously, hehe laughed a few times, and then presented a bottle of pill, flattering: "Mom, don't be angry, you see this medicine I got from the Thousand Islands Forbidden Zone, the effect is good, if you have time to study it carefully, in the future in the cosmetics industry, it is estimated that no one will be your opponent." ”
"Oh?"
Seeing a little smile in the eyes of his mother-in-law, Liu Xiaobao secretly congratulated himself that he had taken precautions for this a long time ago, otherwise it would definitely be difficult to pass today...
Just crossed a mountain, and there are a few rivers, but fortunately there is only one river that is not easy to wade.
"Sister..."
"Don't call me! Hum! Didn't you still have your little lovers of the Japanese clan who didn't go to see it! ”
“… They were kidnapped. ”
"What? Then you're not going to save people!? ”
Liu Xiaobao's whole person can be regarded as Ouyang Baihua's belt, so even if Liu Xiaobao speaks lightly, she can still see at a glance that Liu Xiaobao is telling the truth rather than a lie.
However, Liu Xiaobao was a little incomprehensible to the anxiety she expressed.
That's a long story.
Ouyang Baihua really hated Liu Xiaobao's flowery heart, but when he didn't change his heart and he was reluctant to leave him, Ouyang Baihua could only admit it.
admit it, but the boss Ouyang Baihua still has to be it.
A hero with three gangs, if you want to be the boss, you must have a helper or a foil, especially when there is a Yao Binglan old man who contradicts him, and he is as proud as Ouyang Baihua has to lower his body to 'woo' the sisters.
Except for Yao Binglan, although Ouyang Baihua is 'wooing' everyone, there is still a difference between relatives and aliens.
Like the phoenix Ouyang Baihua, she didn't dare to win over 100%, not to mention that she and Yao Binglan were so good that they were about to wear a pair of pants, she alone was a competitor who made Ouyang Baihua feel quite a threat.
In addition, Liu Xiaobao's wife is Xiao Yue'er and Russell, the former has never been close to her, and the threat of the latter is even above the phoenix, so Ouyang Baihua can only cultivate the Ito sisters as cronies.
If you don't cultivate, you don't know, but as soon as you cultivate Ouyang Baihua, you will know that you have picked up a treasure.
Not to mention anything else, ninjutsu alone was enough to make her ecstatic - Ouyang Baihua was most afraid that Yao Binglan would be rough for herself, but with the help of the Ito sisters, she asked herself that as long as she took them with her, even if Yao Binglan wanted to be rough, she wouldn't need to be afraid... Or is there still a chance to tie her up and whip her with a small whip?
Ouyang Baihua had already thought about it, as long as Yao Binglan was beaten like this, in order to prevent her from retaliating, she would either rely on Xiaobao's side or let her not find herself...
But now, the most crucial part of this plan is gone, and the Ito sisters have been kidnapped!
"I probably know who it is, so there's no need to rush."
Although he couldn't figure out the doorway here, seeing that Ouyang Baihua was nervous, afraid that she would have a fetal gas because of this, Liu Xiaobao hurriedly relieved him, but he didn't want this relief, so he received feedback that he couldn't laugh or cry.
"Who kidnapped them!? Isn't it that your sister Yao made the first move!? Okay, I just wanted to tie her up and whip her up... No, who the hell kidnapped Sister Ito!? ”
To put it bluntly, Ouyang Baihua realized that Yao Binglan had no reason to kidnap Sister Ito - Sister Ito didn't know my plan, how could she know about my plan! Fortunately, Ouyang Baihua's reaction was not slow, she was still a pregnant woman, and a group of people couldn't do anything to her except laugh out loud when they heard her say this.
"I guess it was the Universe Esports Association that did it, but there's really no need to worry, because the Universe Esports Association is already 'my own person', and they want to help me take care of my family, so let them take care of it... Okay sister, I have to go and prepare for the inauguration ceremony and the subsequent press conference, and when I'm done with it, Li Zhenguo will come back to accompany you. ”