Chapter 17: He's Not Alone!

A mouthful of filth rushed out like a fountain, and Master Yuantong's lion shook his head and even spewed out a fan effect......

Due to the excessive force, not only in the mouth, but even the two nostrils were spraying synchronously, and Master Yuantong's face was full of snot and tears:

Amitabha, the first name of the old man......

"Hiss......" The melon-eating crowd who blocked the door and maliciously watched couldn't help but gasp: Master Yuantong, how can you spray?

Didn't you say that you practiced [Vajra is not bad]? What about the indestructibility of all poisons? Said that the good King Kong is not bad and invincible?

You're blowing so much outside, do you abbots know?

However, this is only the beginning, Master Yuantong just blew his nose, and suddenly his stomach was "gurgling" again.

Master Yuantong couldn't help but bend down with his stomach in pain, and couldn't help pouting his buttocks, and suddenly a strong air flow rushed straight to Jumen uncontrollably:

"Boom!"

Like a thunderclap on the ground, the monk's robe behind Master Yuantong's ass and even the robe were blown away like a door curtain!

Since he had his back to the door, an indescribable smell suddenly blasted into the hallway like a cannonball!

However, at this time, the students in the corridor are almost without exception gasping for air, which is really a sad story......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The students, who were gloating, coughed desperately with their hands around their necks, wishing they could cough up all the bile.

Master Yuantong burst into tears, and just after the hearty fart just now, he felt the humid heat in his crotch......

Because the age is so old, Master YTO can't remember the last time he pulled a trouser pocket, when he felt and how he felt......

At this moment, his heart was almost broken, and he couldn't care about anything else, Master Yuantong hurriedly performed one of the [Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts] [Dragonfly Water Light Gong Lifting Technique], and a shadow of "Huh" rushed out of the window directly.

Although there is no shadow of the man, there is still an indescribable smell in the place where he passes, and it lingers for three days......

He's not alone!

The students in the corridor coughed and coughed and felt uncomfortable in their stomachs, so many people's stomachs "gurgling" at the same time, the movement was so loud that it was as if there were hundreds of toads in the dormitory building, at most three seconds, "gurgling" became "puff", Jiang Hanxue's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly rushed up to close the door.

Sure enough, after the "poof, puff", there was an earth-shattering sound in the corridor, like thunder rolling and like horses' hooves......

Before she could rejoice, Jiang Hanxue was so painful that she covered her stomach with her hands and couldn't breathe, and she couldn't help but turn pale with fright: Won't it? I am refining a [magic medicine] that can wash the marrow and cut the hair and be reborn, why does it make people vomit and diarrhea?

Besides, just a little smell of breathing makes so many people vomit and diarrhea, this pot of medicine is a bit too fierce, right?

……

"I'm guilty of being a vegetarian? Poof—"

"With so many people vomiting and diarrhea together, it must be that the vegetarian food in the canteen is not clean! Poof—"

"Damn, go to the principal and master to complain! Boom-"

Similar insults have spread from the third floor to the upper and lower floors, and have spread to the entire campus at a speed visible to the naked eye.

What the students didn't know was that someone had already reported to the principal first, and Master Yuantong, who had just flown out of the window with the "Dragonfly Dotting Water Light Gong Lifting Technique", had already appeared at the door of the principal's office at this moment.

Master Yuantong covered his stomach with his hands and shouted with a twisted face: "Uncle Instinct, you have to call the shots for me......"

The president of Luoyang Martial Arts University is the first instinct master of the Shaolin School [Pranyo Hall], and at this time, the instinct master, who is one of the four King Kongs of the Shaolin School, is squatting on the toilet with tears in his eyes: What can I do? I'm desperate!

On this day, the entire Luoyang Martial Arts University was shrouded in despair of vomiting and diarrhea......

……

Murong Kunpeng was woken up in his sleep, he felt that his internal organs were in pain as if he was passing through a sieve, and his intestines were twisted and twisted like a towel, so painful that he couldn't control himself, he suddenly woke up from his dream and wanted to go to the bathroom, but it was too late, and a hot current rushed up from his throat unstoppably!

"Poof—"

Before Murong Kunpeng's eyes could be opened, a large fountain blurted out and turned his lower bunk into a water curtain hole......

"Fuck me fuck fuck fuck!" It was Aki who slept on the lower bunk of Murong Kunpeng, and Aki jumped up from his dream, and hit his head on the bed board of the upper bunk without any suspense, and the big man of more than two meters was so willful.

"Brother Bird, why are you poof-" Aki didn't finish his sentence, but his stomach turned over and over, and he squirted out directly.

"So coincidentally?" The 100,000 who was vomiting on his stomach in the lower bunk on the opposite side took advantage of his breath to lift his white and chubby big cake face, like a humanoid beckoning cat, and weakly beckoned to Murong Kunpeng and Aki: "You are also vomiting?" ”

Murong Kunpeng hadn't fully woken up yet, and he thought to himself in a daze, three of the four people in a bedroom vomited, this is really a coincidence......

Suddenly, his stomach "gurgling" sounded, Murong Kunpeng's face suddenly changed greatly, he didn't care about taking the ladder, he jumped directly from the top bunk, and rushed to the bathroom in three steps and two steps, but he didn't expect the bathroom door to be locked.

After pulling hard a few times and failing to pull away, Murong Kunpeng was so anxious that he kicked on the door, only to hear the voice of the army crying inside: "Big brother! I just squatted! ”

"No, no, no!" At this time, Aki rushed over with red eyes, kicked open the door of the bathroom, and under the stunned eyes of Murong Kunpeng, Aki took off his pants and arched the squatting army to the side......

And this kind of operation? The corners of Murong Kunpeng's mouth twitched twice covertly, and he suddenly felt that his stomach hurt beyond description......

……

The school bell did not ring when the rooster crowed, and no one had morning exercises, and even morning classes were stopped.

Until noon, Murong Kunpeng, who felt that he had been hollowed out, could finally relax and lie quietly on the bed alone.

"Listen...... Did you hear that...... It turned out to be ...... It is a vegetarian ...... in the school cafeteria Vegetarian food is not clean...... No ...... in the whole school None of them were spared...... "Aki staggered in like a walking corpse, and he collapsed in the lower bunk and couldn't get up again.

"You're ...... now. I don't know until now......" The 100,000 weak gasp like a corpse: "Last night...... It's already ...... at night It's already frying...... The Grand Principal personally ...... Personally drove the canteen master ...... The ...... that drove away"

Last night? Murong Kunpeng suddenly felt as if something wasn't quite right—wasn't I soaking in a hot spring yesterday?