Chapter 163: You Loose Cultivators Are Really Good at Fun! [2 more]

"Look, look! Isn't that the infamous 'Five Tigers of Mantou Mountain'? ”

"Awesome my brother! Five psychic realm monks were used to pull the carriage, who were the people sitting in the carriage? ”

"Hell, anyway, it must be someone we can't afford to mess with......"

The place where the carriage passed attracted a lot of discussions from passing monks, Xiao Baimian and his friends turned out to be quite famous in the casual cultivation, Jiao Jingjing and Jiang Hanxue used the five of them to drive the car just to punish them, but they didn't expect to play three unexpected roles invisibly:

First, pretend!

Second, pretend!

Third, it's still pretending!

Little White Face and his friends wanted to stick their heads in their crotches, hating the reins that connected their necks and backbones, just like the earth's high-tech products "back to the back", forcing them to run forward with their chests held high, as if they were proud to pull a cart for others.

The five tigers of Mantou Mountain were very ashamed at first, but later they got used to it: youth is like a rushing river, and it is too late to say goodbye if you don't come back......

In the wide carriage of the carriage, the two sweaty and bloody BMWs were lying on the left and the right, mainly because the two BMWs did not have much time left, so they were too lazy to put them away, Jiao Jingjing leaned on the back of the horse and lifted a wine jar to drink, this is a stinky problem learned from her master Long Fengjiao, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked.

It's just that Jiao Jingjing can't learn the peerless elegance of Long Fengjiao, and the domineering leak detection is a bit hot.

"Gu Dong Gu Dong" took a big sip, Jiao Jingjing directly grabbed a piece of beef with her hand and stuffed it into her mouth and took a big bite, she really drank a lot of wine and ate meat to prevent the women from having a beard, and took the time to do science popularization for Jiang Hanxue:

"The [marching talisman] of the rune road is pasted on the legs of the five rats in Mantou Mountain, which can travel eight hundred miles a day, although it is not as good as our BMW Dan, but it is also quite desirable.

"After all, horseback riding is far less flexible than legs, flat roads are the advantage of BMW Dan, and the mountains and forests are where the marching talisman comes in......"

Jiang Hanxue listened silently, but in fact, she held a [Heart Pill] tightly in her palm.

Xinyi Dan and Beauty Dan, BMW Dan are the same as Wanfa Dan, the function is to record their own thoughts, can be bound to the Yuan Shen, can only record the person himself to the Yuan Shen to consult, if others want to check it will self-destruct.

In fact, this is the most suitable tool for her to communicate with Murong Kunpeng, but she can't use it for the first time, even if she holds the Heart Pill in her hand when she swaps bodies, Murong Kunpeng doesn't know how to use the Yuan Shen is also in vain, although the jade pillow's method is a little stupid, but it is simple, direct and effective and has zero threshold.

Now Jiang Hanxue can always hold the Heart Pill in his hand, and he can record any important things at any time.

In this way, if the two of them swapped bodies again, Murong Kunpeng would be able to take over preparedly.

"Sister, why don't you and I drink together?" Jiao Jingjing decided to use wine to deepen the tacit understanding between the two, but at this moment, she suddenly heard someone outside the carriage shouting: "Fellow Daoist in the carriage, can you stop and see?" ”

Jiao Jingjing and Jiang Hanxue exchanged a look, in fact, as a Great Dan Master, a senior sister, and a sworn sister, she could have called the shots, but her relationship with Jiang Hanxue was different, so she usually respected Jiang Hanxue's opinion, and the two reached a tacit understanding, Jiao Jingjing roared: "Huh-"

I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not! The five tigers of Mantou Mountain leaned back at the same time, stepped on the brakes with both feet, and then turned around at the same time, holding the carriage with both palms and pushing hard.

"Huh—" Their feet ploughed ten parallel ridges in the ground, and their heels piled grave bags, which could be regarded as stopping the galloping carriage, and their hearts were already drenched in the blood of the fools who stopped the car.

The few monks who stopped the carriage saw the curtain of the carriage move, thinking that Jiang Hanxue and Jiao Jingjing had come out, so they immediately smiled and raised their hands to salute, and the monks who passed by around couldn't help but stop, holding their breath and staring at the curtain, wanting to see what was sacred in the carriage.

However...... A horse's mouth arched out.

Fuck you guys have you ever considered how we feel? Seeing a sweaty BMW coming out of the carriage, the five tigers of Mantou Mountain were about to cry: I said why is this carriage so heavy!

The male sword in his waist is three feet long, does the Jun family know Yan Ci? The corners of the mouths twitched at the corners of the mouths of the monks who stopped the car and all the people who ate melons: I have seen a lot of people riding in carriages this year, and it is really the first time that people have seen horses riding in people's carriages!

The sweaty BMW jumped out of the car and stood with the five tigers of Mantou Mountain, and then the curtain moved again.

Several monks who stopped the car hurriedly smiled again and raised their hands, and the people who ate melons couldn't help but hold their breath and stare at the curtain.

However...... Another horse's mouth arched out.

What the fuck do? Several monks and melon-eating people who stopped the car looked at the five tigers of Mantou Mountain in disbelief: You loose cultivators are really good at playing!

The eyes of the five tigers of Mantou Mountain were moist, and they avoided their strange gaze aggrievedly: What can I do? I'm desperate!

This sweaty BMW also jumped out of the carriage and stood with the other friends very spiritually.

The curtain moved again, and the monks who stopped the car hesitated, we have already invited two horses one after another, and again and again, if it is still a horse that comes out this time, will we look stupid?

However...... It's people who come out this time.

The eyes of several monks and melon-eating people who stopped the car in an instant were all lit up - sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, captivating the country and the city, the national color and heavenly fragrance, the water hibiscus, Zhong Lingyuxiu, picturesque eyebrows, bright eyes and bright teeth, thousands of charming, natural stunners, graceful, moving, ice muscles and jade bones, and thousands of manners......

It's not touching! This posture with a face full of meat and a tiger's back is clearly a dominatrix!

The monks who stopped the car and the melon-eating masses couldn't accept it emotionally, if it was a big beauty who got out of the car, they thought it was reasonable, right, but when they saw Jiao Jingjing, they all felt that life was really frightening.

The curtain moved again, and the few monks and melon-eating people who stopped the car had exhausted their patience, the first time it was a horse, the second time it was a horse, and the third time it was a horse...... It's better to be a horse, what else to look forward to for the fourth time?

However...... This time it was the goddess who came out.

The adjectives that were perfectly avoided by Jiao Jingjing before can all be used on the body of this goddess, and the few monks and melon-eating people who stopped the car in an instant were all amazed, and there was a sense of satisfaction emotionally "I knew it was like this", and then looked at the eyes of the five tigers of Mantou Mountain full of meaning that all men understand:

Brother steady!

At this moment, the five tigers of Mantou Mountain, who were devastated by their souls, actually had a feeling of raising their eyebrows: Now you know?

"Two fairies," a young monk with extraordinary aura smiled and saluted among the several monks who stopped the car: "A few of us Taoist friends come from all over the world, just because we have similar strength and the same goal, we come together in order to have a chance!" If the two fairies don't give up, can you discuss the plan with us? ”