"Speaking of which, that snooping gaze hasn't disappeared lately, am I really being targeted by some stalker?"

Saitama walked on the road, always feeling that if there was a gaze on him, as long as he turned around, that gaze would disappear for a short time.

"Alas, I became a hero by interest three years ago, and so far, I have defeated many evil people, and it is not surprising that some people will resent me, but it is nothing to be hated, but this feeling of resentment and anger, if you want to be expressed in many TV, has evolved into a kind of distorted love, when the time comes, how should I face it?"

"Homosexuality is reasonable, homosexuality is not sinful!"

"Homosexuality should not be discriminated against!"

"Homosexuality also needs human rights!"

While Saitama was in a daze, a large group of marchers holding various gay slogans came up to the street.

"Comrade, take a look at our leaflets, homosexuality is not as unbearable as you think, and even has an indescribable comfort and irresistible touch." A sturdy man in a prison uniform with a stubble on his face stuffed Saitama with a gay flyer and shouted, "Homosexuality is the future!" ”

Saitama stared blankly at the gay flyer in his hand, and sighed slightly for a long time, this ...... How can I accept twisted love?

Genos always followed Saitama's pace, his electronic eyes were glued to the propaganda leaflet in Saitama's hand, and thoughtfully, he took out his notebook and wrote quickly: "Don't treat the enemy differently!" ”

"Comrade, follow us to the publicity, and we will have a gift at the end."

"Gifts?"

Saitama's eyes lit up, and he shouted at the top of his voice, "Homosexuality is not guilty, homosexuality is reasonable!" ”

Smack!

The pen in Genos's hand fell, he frowned, and carefully thought about whether he wanted to continue his apprenticeship, I, Genos, a virgin!

However, as soon as he thought of the strong strength of his enemy, he gritted his teeth and picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head and thought about it, and wrote: "Teacher...... , I need to learn housework such as laundry and cooking in the future. ”

"Comrade, shout harder, and when the parade is over, we will give a gay magazine as a small gift!"

Saitama looked confused, gay magazines?

He turned around and left, almost out of time for the supermarket sale!

After a while, he hadn't run to the supermarket.

"Ah!! There are weirdos! ”

"Wow Ka Ka, Scarlett Johansson, you can't escape the palm of my hand."

An arrogant laugh rang out in the streets.

"Help!"

A delicate, beautiful-looking, hot-looking, fashionably dressed blonde staggered out of the café, followed by a real weirdo.

The weirdo's head is a video camera, his chest is a camera, his left and right are voice recorders, his right hand is a tracker, and his whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.

"That's Scarlett Johansson?"

"That's right, a female star who plays the wife of the strongest human in League of Legends and nicknamed the emperor."

"I didn't expect a female star to come to this small café to drink coffee."

The citizens watched in amazement at the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping on the ground, and after half a sound, eh, no, it's a weirdo! They finally reacted and began to cry and flee with their fathers and mothers.

"Run, everyone!"

"Notify the Hero Society."

"Cherish life and stay away from female stars."

"Click!"

The weirdo followed the blonde closely, the camera above his head was turned on, and he continued to shoot, and the camera on his chest was flashing, and one photo after another was formed.

"You can't escape, I'm a stalker, since I became a member of the paparazzi, I've worked hard to study all kinds of tracking skills, because I'm too persistent and become a weirdo, wow Ka Ka, there's nothing wrong with becoming a weirdo, at least my tracking skills have improved significantly."

The stalker chases the blonde, ignoring the others.

"Hey, you're not tracking, you're chasing!"

A word of affirmation suddenly emerged from the screaming crowd.

The stalker suddenly exploded, like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, and said angrily: "Who? Which bastard would dare to question Uncle Ben's tracking technology? I'm going to beat you to death. ”

"Me!"

Saitama squeezed around in the fleeing crowd, his bare head bouncing and shaking like a tumbler.

"Whew, it's finally out."

After half a ring, Saitama came out of the crowd and exhaled lightly, looking very happy.

"Are you a weirdo too? Egg-cooled freaks? ”

The stalker looked at the boiled egg head who squeezed out of the crowd suspiciously, this guy is the same kind?

"No, I'm a hero." Saitama hugged his chest and laughed, "I'm a hero who is interested. ”

"Heroes? I know you guys...... Scavengers who specialize in killing weirdos, speaking of which, I'm also going to track Scarlett Johansson, the most famous female star, and I'm going to track the strongest male ......"

Before the stalker could finish speaking, a fist in his eye suddenly enlarged, reaching his head in an instant.

Hey, whose fist is this? It's huge!

Bang!

A punch to the head, bloody and bloody.

Saitama shook off the fist gauntlet stained with some flesh foam, and muttered, "I said it a long time ago, the supermarket sale can't catch up, and you still talk so much." ”

"Huhu, thank you...... Thank you for saving me. ”

Scarlett Johansson looked at Saitama slightly panting, her pretty face full of gratitude.

"You're welcome."

Saitama shook his head and turned to catch the supermarket sale.

Scarlett Johansson saw Saitama go without hesitation, her beautiful eyes lit up, colorful ripples, powerful strength, chic posture, oh~

She was inexplicably emotional, and under the rippling spring heart, she hurriedly shouted, "This hero, I don't know if I can have the honor to invite you to a tonight?" ”

Saitama was stunned, and then waved his hand, "I'm not free." "Now people are getting more and more stingy, and they are reluctant to invite me to a cabbage hot pot for life-saving grace, but invite me to give a? I don't, besides, it's better to go home and listen to music than a, it's simple and good.

Smack!

Genos' pen fell to the ground again.

"Whew~"

He took a deep breath and jotted it down in his notebook, "Teacher...... +1."

……

"Hey, Emperor Tong, have you found anything?"

King looked weakly at Emperor Tong, who was carefully observing his surroundings, originally according to his wishes, he should have stayed in Graceland to play games, who knew that Emperor Tong's sentence "Uncle King's observation, reaction and reasoning are very outstanding, should help", made him unable to complain, why didn't I know that I was so awesome?

"Uncle King, what about Uncle Sexy Prisoner? Why not in the car? ”

"Oh, he seems to be going to a gay parade nearby."

"What, sexy prisoner uncle is just lazy."

In the car, the chain toad drove the car, the sharpshooter sat in the co-pilot, the king sat in the back seat, the Tong Emperor frowned and thought about something, Banggu and Chao Ge Heiguang stayed in Graceland to fight!

"Ah, weirdo, run."

"Everyone, run, go and inform the Hero Association."

"Heroes, what about heroes?"

Some citizens rushed out of the streets in a panic.

"Huh? Looks like a weirdo is appearing? ”