Chapter 479: Wait! Did the sheep agree? 【Fourth Update】
"Old Zhou ......"
Tang Wenju was also angry and anxious when he watched from the side, but he was quickly stopped by Yang Chen, who saw the form clearly on the side, and whispered: "Old Tang, don't be impulsive!" I'm afraid, we really can't afford to mess with this person! ”
"Why don't you speak? Don't you really want to eat this sheep? Okay! Now the sheep is there, and you went over to eat it? Gnaw it raw! Why don't you go? ”
Zhang Jian said, and the attendants behind him also laughed, as if looking at a clown.
However, Zhou Feng was extremely aggrieved in his heart, and there were countless anger and anger that wanted to erupt like magma in a crater, but he still gritted his teeth, lowered his head, and swallowed this breath into his stomach.
Because he knew that the Zhou family ...... can't mess with the Zhang family, and ...... Many of the Zhou family's businesses actually have to rely on the Zhang family to do it, and he has seen his father accompany the head of the Zhang family like a little follower more than once.
"I'm sorry! Zhang Shao, it's because I have eyes but don't know Mount Tai. This sheep...... I don't eat it. ”
Not only could he not burst out of his anger and dissatisfaction, Zhou Feng took a deep breath and apologized to Zhang Jian calmly.
"Excuse me? Hehe! I'm sorry for the use, but what else do you want me to do? ”
Zhang Jian snorted coldly, and then glanced at Lin Ye and the others behind Zhou Feng with malicious eyes, "These are all your friends?" ”
"Zhang Shao! They're all my roommates, and it's none of their business. I will bear everything you need. ”
Zhou Feng hurriedly said that what he was most worried about happened, when he came to Qingbei University, his father warned him that he couldn't mess with Zhang Jian if he provoked anyone, but ...... It's just the first day of his report, and he offended Zhang Jian.
"It seems that this Zhang Shao still has some status in the capital. Even Lao Zhou is so trembling, but ...... This is forcing ...... It's a bit too much, isn't it? ”
Lin Ye could feel the fearful thoughts emanating from Zhou Feng's body and shook his head.
"Don't be nervous! Come to college and have dinner with your roommates, I understand! Understand! Since you want to eat Purdue sheep so much, okay! After we're gone, you'...... You still have you, come to our box and clean the rest of the sheep! You know what? ”
Zhang Jian said with a smile, seemingly in a very polite tone, but it made people feel chills in their hearts.
Then, Zhang Jian turned around and prepared to leave the back kitchen, while his attendant Jia Liping said angrily to Manager Yin: "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you kill the sheep and roast it for us? It's such a trivial matter, and it also provokes us Zhang Shao to run in person? That's right...... After we're gone, you'll be in charge of taking a video of these people eating mutton! Be sure to lick the flesh off every bone......"
However, at this time, Lin Ye stood up from behind Zhou Feng and said softly, "Wait!" ”
"What? Do you have an opinion? ”
Anyone against it?
Zhang Jian turned around interestingly, he hadn't seen anyone resist in front of him for too long, and he was still a little excited.
"Nope! What can I say? ”
Lin Ye spread his hands, and then said very seriously, "Be reasonable!" Whether we eat this sheep or not is really irrelevant. But...... You're going to eat this sheep, have you asked it for your opinion? Did the sheep agree? ”
"What...... What the? Did I hear me right? ”
When Zhang Jian heard Lin Ye say this, he couldn't help laughing, "I thought I had met a stunned young man, but I didn't expect it...... I ran into a retarded person. ”
"You're sick! We eat sheep, can the sheep agree? ”
"That's not right! Third, you didn't understand the crux of the matter. The key is...... Why should we care about the opinions of sheep? ”
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Zhang Jian's followers also laughed a lot, and even Manager Yin and the others couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
Zhou Feng was full of black lines in his head, he was glad that things could pass like this, at most he would be embarrassed, and after he was over, he would go to Box No. 1 to nibble on the rest of the mutton alone!
However, Lin Ye intervened in such a way, he knew that Lin Ye wanted to say this deliberately for himself, but ...... Isn't that adding to the chaos? If you annoy Zhang Jian again, it won't end so easily, and even ...... It will affect the business of the Zhou family.
"That's right! You heard me right, I'm going to give you a little immature advice! ”
Lin Ye didn't care about everyone's teasing, and continued to point to the sheep in a serious manner and said, "Which of us eats this Pudu sheep, it's not up to me to say, and it's not up to you to say. Rather, we should ask this sheep what it is...... It wants to be eaten by whom. ”
"Are you sick? Really stupid or fake stupid! Can a sheep be eaten willingly? Besides, you ask! Can it answer you? ”
Zhang Jian was really laughed at, he had never met someone like Lin Ye.
"Why not? You're still at Qingbei University, and your basic biology knowledge is gone? Sheep are mammals too! Mammals are higher creatures, and humans are also mammals, so sheep also have brains and IQs, so why can't they answer my question? ”
Lin Ye still had a serious face, arguing with reason.
"You ......"
Zhang Jian was embarrassed to find that he was actually entangled in Lin Ye's logic, and he was unwilling to be persuaded by Lin Ye like this, so he continued to say strongly, "Okay! Then you ask, if you can get this sheep to answer that it wants to be eaten by you, can you ...... Then I really won't eat this sheep. ”
"That's what you said."
Seeing Zhang Jian in the set, Lin Ye squinted and smiled, directly stepped forward to open the cage holding the sheep, and then pointed to a pool next to him in front of everyone, and said loudly to the sheep: "Sheep, sheep!" I'm sorry to inform you of the bad news, today is your death day, and it will be ...... soon. You're going to die...... As for the state of death, in order to take care of your fragile sheep's heart, I will omit a very cruel description of a thousand words.
However, here's another piece of good news for you. Although your death is inevitable, I have finally won the right to die freely in the spirit of biosphere humanism. That is, you can choose who you are eaten by......
Do you understand? Now it's time for you to make a solemn choice. Hey, hey, hey! What's your bleating? Speak human words! What? You don't know how to speak!
That's fine! There is also a way! If you want to be eaten by anyone, dip your sheep's hoofs in a little water and write his name on the ground, you know? ”
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[Fourth update, there is one more chapter!] I'll come back and write after dinner! 】
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