"Eh, are you treating me as a third party?" Chen Yuanyuan scratched his head with a wry smile? "How old am I! So vigilant? Sure enough, the culture is different, and there are barriers to communication. ”

"But if it's writing, it seems to help me a little bit." Chen Yuanyuan thought like this, "Why don't you develop her into a friend?" It seems to be good. ”

"Kung Fu exchange this, it should be a threat of force, right?!" Chen Yuanyuan raised his arm and rolled up his sleeves, "En, I'm still very strong, I shouldn't lose." ”

After reading all the emails, she pondered for a moment and began to write back.

"If Jason asks me for advice on what to buy, his uncle's daughter is about my age, what do I like?" Chen Yuanyuan pondered, "Food? If it is converted to someone else's perspective, it should be a cake or something, and there will definitely be no less at the birthday party, and this can be passed. ”

"Well, what else do I like?" Chen Yuanyuan racked his brains and thought for a while, "It seems to be gone, and laziness and idleness can't be transformed into entities." ”

"Did you give me to her as a friend?" Chen Yuanyuan suddenly had such a thought in his head, "Well, forget it, those two friends who are about the same age now often make their heads hurt, and I can't live with one more?" ”

"What about jewelry? I think it's pretty much the same, forget about teddy bears or something, this little girl's parents should be prepared! Chen Yuanyuan finally decided.

After writing this reply to Jason, I found that the content was not half of the last time, "The more I talk, the less I talk, and I don't know if I won't have to talk about it a few more times." Chen Yuanyuan had such a worry in his heart, "Why don't I write my own complaints?" ”

She thought it was a good idea, but the content could be expressed more implicitly. For example: "My parents never cared about me when I was a child. It can be said as: "Since my parents had a younger brother, they have cared about me less often." ”

"My ideal is to live a simple life and eat all kinds of food at every meal." Chen Yuanyuan can hide some of it, and put it more tactfully, "I want to find a relaxing job in the future, and I usually learn to cook all kinds of favorite foods." "It's not just an idea, but there's also a touch of warmth.

"By the way, the news that I will be admitted to the American Haval exam in a few years will also be revealed, make up the number of words." Chen Yuanyuan added and added the content, and finally felt satisfied, so he stopped, got up and stretched his waist.

"But then, what is going to happen to Jason's little girlfriend?" Chen Yuanyuan took off his shoes, sat on the chair with a half-cut body, touched his smooth chin, and thought with a headache.

"It's okay to be a friend, but what kind of identity should you use to intervene among them?" Chen Yuanyuan thought with some distress, "Seeker of knowledge? Learn about their culture? Isn't it too boring to talk about the topic after that? ”

"Just say you want to be their sister?" Chen Yuanyuan shook his head, "Obviously, my mind is almost the same, and I have to deliberately pretend to be tender when chatting, it's so troublesome!" ”

"Just say that I just want to be a third party? Wow, when did I become so bold, but this idea is really good, just thinking about the subsequent development direction, I feel quite exciting, although I don't really like it or something, just to make a joke, but this fun can definitely kill a lot of boring time. Chen Yuanyuan thought with some excitement.

"Well, if you really do this, will you do a wave of death for yourself?!" Chen Yuanyuan suddenly thought of the joke in the previous life, and thought of it with some trepidation.

"Forget it, let's be normal, just show that I don't have any malice, and I don't want to destroy their relationship, just an ordinary friend of Jason." Chen Yuanyuan shook his head, feeling that it was better to speak the conventional words, "But don't you need to mention the problem of breast size to her, indicating that you are unintentional?" If so, how does it feel like adding fuel to the fire? ”

"Okay, I have to hold back my desire to be funny in my last life, I didn't think it was anything before, but now when I think about it, those thoughts have popped up." Chen Yuanyuan patted his head, trying to calm himself down, "The line of honor and disgrace in my last life has been relatively blurred, and 'slut' will be regarded as a normal term between friends." What if you put the word 'slut' in the present of this life? I'm sure I'm going to get beaten!! ”

Chen Yuanyuan thought of the idea, and told him the whole thing in the way of the author's dialogue, without adding any inexplicable elements in the middle.

After a while, the email to Jason's little girlfriend was finally completed, and Chen Yuanyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "The communication with people without jumping out is really more tiring than running a thousand meters." ”

"There is still more than half an hour left, how do you pass the time?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at his watch and thought very boredly, "Still playing CS?" Forget it, I don't want to be abused anymore, and I will be a legend for a while? It doesn't seem to be a perverted version yet.,You have to be tired and half dead to upgrade a level.,Forget it.。 ”

Chen Yuanyuan put on his shoes, tidied up his clothes and hair, and went to the bar to check out.

"Sure enough, the main consumers of Internet cafes during this period are still primary and middle school students!" Chen Yuanyuan looked at several little boys in front of him who were waiting to turn on the machine, and thought with some sighs.

"Didn't you have this virtue at the time?!" She remembered a little self-deprecating that she had saved money for lunch in her previous life and had to soak in an Internet café for a few hours at night, "Even if you don't want to, people have to grow up after all." ”

After waiting for a while, Chen Yuanyuan left the Internet café.

"Huh? Chen Yuanyuan? How do you get out of here? At this time, an unbelievable shout came from Chen Yuanyuan's side.

"It's you! Squad leader. I'm just coming here to find someone. As soon as Chen Yuanyuan came out of the door, he was stopped, and his heart was unconsciously sudden, as if he had been caught by something, he turned around a little embarrassed, saw the person coming, and said blindly with a roll of his eyes.

"My brother used to say something similar to my parents, but they never believed it." Xu Lu twitched the corners of her mouth a little unnaturally, and directly pointed out her experience.

"Haha, is that so?" Chen Yuanyuan had a long-lost sense of confusion that was exposed when lying, and he spoke a little thoughtlessly.

"Yes." Xu Lu nodded very seriously and said.

"Where are you going?" After being cold for a while, Chen Yuanyuan saw that Xu Lu didn't want to leave, and asked after thinking about it.

"Home, of course, but where else can I go?" After Xu Lu was a little idiot when she heard what she asked, she rolled her eyes and replied impatiently.

"Damn, how do I communicate?" After Chen Yuanyuan looked at the roll of her eyes, he thought a little angrily, "Why don't I communicate with Julie and You Jing have this kind of obstacle?" ”