"Hahaha! Squirt blood praise! ”

"This acting, if you don't act, you're blind!"

"For your blood-squirting performance, the best trick at the Academy Awards is yours!"

Seeing the old Taoist priest looking at him and suddenly spurting out a mouthful of blood, the people around him pointed at him. Please search to see the most complete! target

I feel that this old Taoist priest is going to start deceiving people, and this blood spray is performed with props.

"Teacher Lin, you don't have to worry, everyone present can testify, if this old Taoist priest wants to slander you, let's send him to the police station!"

"This acting is too pompous! Others will find a car when they touch porcelain, you stare at people for a while, spray blood yourself, fool whom? ”

"Old Taoist: The old man leaked too many heavenly secrets and was punished by heaven! Poof! ”

The old Taoist priest turned a deaf ear to the discussions around him, and he didn't care about his own blood spurting, only to see his hand pointing at the sword, staining some of the blood that he spurted out, wiping his eyes and reciting words in his mouth.

After a while, the old Taoist priest's eyes widened and he looked at Lin Qingyi's eyebrows again.

"What's wrong? Could it be that Mr. Lin died early, and there was a bloody disaster recently, so he wants to buy the old Taoist priest your bone-setting wine? ”

"That's what most liars say!"

"Lou, tell your story!"

"Alas! I also met an old Taoist priest who lied to me and said that he would see my face for free, and the result predicted that I would have a bloody disaster, so he asked me to buy his bone-setting wine, and said that he had a lotus tongue and cheated me for 500 yuan! ”

The old Taoist priest took three steps back, his eyes were even more frightened, and he muttered in his mouth: "Golden light of merit? How can it be? Master Zu once said that people's luck is divided into seven colors. The luck of ordinary people is white, the luck of officials and politicians is blue, the luck of merchants is blue, the luck of soldiers is red, the lower nine ranks are black, the emperor's life is gold, and the qi cloud of emperors and sages through the ages is purple. How can there be gold and purple luck in this world? The legendary Hongmeng purple gas? This is the destiny of becoming a Buddha and being an ancestor! ”

"I think this old Taoist priest is not only a liar, but also a pyramid scheme leader!"

"That's right! I almost believed it, the old Taoist priest's next step must be to say that the first brother is the reincarnation of a certain Bodhisattva, and asked her to be a saint, and as soon as she agreed, she entered the cult! ”

"I've called the police! Police, take this MLM boss away! ”

In the eyes of the old Taoist priest, there is indeed a circle of merit golden light behind Lin Qingyi, as well as a white auspicious cloud, which is clearly the destiny of becoming a Buddha and an ancestor in myths and legends.

"I can even feel the prayers of believers in this auspicious cloud!"

The old Taoist priest muttered to himself, of course he didn't know that Lin Qingyi had a system and had the function of condensing luck.

"Female, female Bodhisattva!" The lewd old man looked at Lin Qingyi, his eyes were full of fear, and he said with some flattery: "You, you ......"

The obscene old Taoist priest is now as devout to the Bodhisattva as the believers in the temple incense.

"Old Taoist, aren't you a cultivator? How do you respect the Bodhisattva again? ”

Someone joked.

The old Taoist priest looked extremely solemn: "I used to believe in Taoism, but now, I have begun to believe in Buddhism!" Immeasurable that the Buddha! ”

The old Taoist priest is solemn, so that people can't see the flaws.

"You unscrupulous old Taoist priest, full of nonsense!"

"I think this old Taoist priest is crazy!"

"That's right! It should have escaped from Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital! ”

"If it weren't for Alzheimer's!"

The old Taoist priest fell into a state of sluggishness for the time being, and he still couldn't imagine why there was such a life as Lin Qingyi in this world.

However, the people around him regarded him as a joke, and they didn't take such crazy words to heart.

However, Lin Qingyi's beautiful eyes were full of strange expressions, this old Taoist priest still has some ability.

Having seen countless immortals, she already understands in her heart that I am afraid that the system is a kind of thing that suppresses luck, and can condense the so-called golden light of merit that the old Taoist priest saw.

As for the willingness and believers, is it the fan value accumulated by the system?

Thinking of this, Lin Qingyi said without moving: "If your old man has no place to go, I can place a place for you to care for the elderly." ”

"Teacher Lin is too kind-hearted!"

"Teacher Lin should be cautious, people don't hurt the tiger, the tiger hurts people's hearts, this old Taoist priest is crazy, don't be deceived by him!"

The people around him were all kind-hearted, thinking that she thought the old Taoist priest was pitiful, so they took him in.

When the old Taoist priest heard Lin Qingyi's words, he grinned with yellow teeth, and was greatly excited: "I am willing!" I do! From now on, my god operator is only your old man's horse! You let me go east, I will never go west! You let me bite, I will never bite a dog! ”

In the mind of the old Taoist, Lin Qingyi is definitely the reincarnation of the Bodhisattva, he made up his mind, he must follow Lin Qingyi's side, such a person will definitely have great success in the future, he can become a Buddha and an ancestor, there is a Tao is a person who attains the Tao, the chicken dog ascends to heaven, he wants to follow the side to be contaminated with Hongmeng purple gas, so as to obtain huge benefits.

"This old dog is so shameless!"

"Disgusting!"

"Definitely a liar!"

Full of dog-legged appearance, this sloppy and old-fashioned behavior looks very disgusting, and there is no superior temperament at all, but in fact he is definitely a human spirit, after seeing Lin Qingyi's life clearly, he immediately knew how to choose, at this time, even if someone catches with a stick, it can't be driven away!

This old Taoist priest is just an episode, and everyone has not forgotten that today's protagonist is Lin Qingyi.

Just now, Lin Qingyi successfully challenged the Gillis record, and those egg bibimbaps were delivered to every fan by the chef team present.

"I didn't expect to be able to eat egg bibimbap made by my brother today!"

"Today we witnessed a trail together!"

"I thought it would take a long time, but I didn't expect it to take only two hours!"

When each fan was given a share of egg bibimbap, Lin Qingyi finally waited for the system's prompt tone.

"Congratulations to the host! Mission completed and a chance to win a raffle! ”

"Lottery?"

Lin Qingyi thought that he would get another chance to strengthen, but he didn't expect that the random reward would be a lottery.

"Draw now!"

As Lin Qingyi used up this lottery opportunity, a golden treasure chest appeared in front of her, this lottery was different, it was actually a treasure chest.

While!

The golden treasure chest opened, and the items inside were revealed, and it was actually a skateboard!

"What the hell is this?"

Lin Qingyi was stunned.

The system explained: "This is a reward specially prepared by the system to detect that the host is short of transportation!" ”

"Skateboarding? Vehicle? ”

Lin Qingyi was very stunned, she never thought that she would be rewarded with a skateboard as a means of transportation.

The system stubbornly emphasized: "This is not an ordinary skateboard, this is a super technology skateboard developed by the system!" ”

“……”

However, Lin Qingyi was quickly relieved, she is only 16 years old now, and she is still two years away from obtaining a driver's license.

After all, she is now a public figure, and her every move is in the public spotlight, and if she is photographed driving, she will immediately be pointed out by thousands of people, so thinking about it, this reward for a skateboard seems not bad.

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