Chapter 464: Sui Yu: I'm not a figure
Sui Yu looked confused......
He meowed, who said that if you travel to ancient times, you can crush the ancients with modern knowledge?!
Don't you know that each era has its own cultural characteristics and education system?!
Now Sui Yu has a feeling that the 21st century traveler who has traveled to ancient times is faced with the Four Books and Five Classics and the Eight Strands, at this time, in the face of the 21st century knowledge that knows every word in the textbook and can't figure out what it means, Sui Yu only has two questions left. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
They are, "What is this talking about?" and "What's that talking about?!" ”
Let Sui Yu say the basic composition of the brain and the simple maintenance method, and even the basic logic programming of advanced AI, he can talk a lot, but this knowledge that Sui Yu will use to eat in the future is obviously of no use to Xue Tingting in the 21st century - the 21st century has not yet developed the wisdom brain!
Well, it's almost the equivalent of the feeling of a technical otaku traveling to ancient times without computers......
Of course, Sui Yu can't guide everything, at least Chinese and English can still give a little guidance.
But Sui Yu didn't dare to make a move easily.
There is no way, although English is also one of the basic languages because Sui Tu has lived in the world of Datong since he was a child, but the English of their era is a fusion of a large number of foreign languages, in case it is not taught well and does not meet the answer of the exam-oriented education of this era, then Sui Yu didn't hurt Xue Tingting?
In the same way, there is a cultural generation gap in language. A lot of words have their own cultural background, and it's easy to confuse them without understanding what you're talking about.
It is not impossible that too advanced ideas will directly lead to all kinds of trouble.
It's like someone traveled to the Yuan Dynasty and planned to copy famous modern poems and pretend to be admired by people when he preached everywhere: "A generation of Tianjiao Genghis Khan, who only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle", this is definitely not called pretending to be forced, but tricks to death.
In addition, Sui Yu seemed to have heard that the river crabs in Huaguo were rampant in the 21st century, and he was very skeptical that after he easily said the advanced ideas of the Datong world, would it cause Xue Tingting to be checked on the water meter......
Thereupon......
Well, the reason why Sui Yu made so many excuses was just to prove that he was not so wasteful, and the reason why he couldn't teach Xue Tingting was mainly because of the wrong major......
"Little fairy, shall we begin?"
Seeing Sui Yu standing on the table and posing for a long time, but he didn't see any movement, Xue Tingting finally couldn't help but remind Sui Yu that it was time to start studying.
"Ahh Sui Yu jumped to the side as if he was waking up from a dream, and then pointed to the pile of books on the table and said to Xue Tingting as a matter of course: "Then you can start reviewing at your pace now!" ”
"Huh? Didn't you say, you're going to tutor me? Xue Tingting looked stunned.
Facing Xue Tingting's question, Sui Yu said to Xue Tingting with an expression of "I'm optimistic about you": "I believe in your intelligence, as long as you can concentrate, you will definitely be able to complete the review task easily!" ”
Xue Tingting looked disappointed when she heard this: "Huh? At the end of the day, do I have to learn on my own? ”
Although Sui Yu couldn't guide Xue Tingting to learn the knowledge of this era, he also knew that Xue Tingting's biggest problem was that she was not focused and was easily distracted by some things.
In addition, Xue Tingting is easy to become slack when no one is supervising, which causes Xue Tingting to be troubled by her own low review efficiency before.
And now, when Sui Yu used the little power of faith on his body to make an ear bag with a super high sound insulation effect, he finally didn't have to worry about Xue Tingting being distracted by the sound in the square anymore.
Then, Xue Tingting subconsciously said after putting on the ear bag: "If you had taken out this ear bag earlier, everyone wouldn't have to work so hard to stop the uncles and aunts from dancing." ”
Well, what Xue Tingting said was too reasonable, so Sui Yu could only kneel on the table and bend forward in a frustrated posture and sigh that he and the Zhan Ji were really used to all kinds of difficulties and obstacles of customer service, so that under the effect of inertial thinking, they didn't even think of such a simple way.
However, who would have thought that after a miracle caused by a prayer, someone would ask for nothing more than an ear bag?!
However, no matter what, now Xue Tingting finally doesn't have to worry about being distracted by the lively sounds in the square.
Next, Sui Yu decided to help Xue Tingting maintain a concentrated mentality.
has had the tragic experience of thinking too much before, and the method adopted by Sui Yu this time is very simple, that is, he personally supervises Xue Tingting's study.
"Hey!" Mini Sui Yu vigorously carried a pencil, and on that pencil was a small flag made of white paper, only to see that the small flag was written with eight big characters of dragon flying and phoenix dance: "Study hard, don't be lazy!" ”
Then Sui Yu carried the "battle flag" on his shoulder on the table in front of Xue Tingting and began to move left and right violently, ensuring that Xue Tingting could see the eight big characters on the flag as soon as she looked up, and she was spurred on.
However, Sui Yu didn't notice it, because he, a mini fairy, was moving left and right in front of Xue Tingting with a pencil, which only made Xue Tingting, who was holding back her smile, even more distracted......
But fortunately, these days are accompanied day and night, and Xue Tingting has completely understood the fact that the "little fairy" is a "stupid".
So Xue Tingting tried her best not to laugh out loud, and at the same time concentrated on studying as much as possible.
Anyway, Sui Yu's concern for her was something he Xue Tingting could understand!
Of course, although Xue Tingting was indeed trying to pretend to be studying very seriously, the slightly upturned curvature at the corner of her mouth still betrayed the fact that she was actually not concentrating on studying at this time.
Fortunately, Sui Yu is not like the protagonist in those online novels who can see through Xue Tingting's heart at a glance, so the dormitory was quiet in this state until 20 minutes later......
Sui Yu, who was swaggering and patrolling left and right, suddenly maintained a posture of standing majestically with a "flag" in his hand, as if he had been immobilized, and stayed in place, motionless.
Xue Tingting, who has been paying attention to Sui Yu, naturally discovered Sui Yu's abnormality as soon as possible, of course, in order to show that she has been studying seriously, Xue Tingting did not ask at the first time, but planned to finish the question in her hand first, and then pretend to find it by chance and ask the "little fairy" What is wrong.
However, as someone suddenly patted her shoulder, Xue Tingting was startled and finally understood why Sui Yu suddenly froze there and didn't move-someone is coming!
Quickly took off the ear bag that made the whole world unusually quiet, Xue Tingting turned her head and found that her friend was standing behind her, her face was flushed, and she was excited because of something.
"Linlin, why are you?"
The person who came was named Wang Lin, a student in the dormitory next door to Xue Tingting, and also Xue Tingting's best friend.
Even when the war queens were preparing for the concert before, this Wang Lin also helped a lot after being busy - the reason why the pervert principal was pulled into the alley by the war queens to "talk" was because of Wang Lin's credit.
"Why can't it be me?" Wang Lin crossed her hands on her hips and asked Xue Tingting loudly in her slightly sharp but not offensive voice: "You didn't answer your call, and no one answered when you knocked on the door, I thought you were not in the bedroom and almost left!" It's a good thing I was witty and went straight to the housekeeper to get the key, otherwise I wouldn't have known you were hiding from me! ”
"Sorry, I didn't hear that."
Seeing Xue Tingting's excited pretty face even redder, Xue Tingting quickly apologized and let Wang Lin feel the strong mute effect of the ear bag provided by Sui Yu, and after personally feeling the strength of the ear bag, Wang Lin immediately lost her breath, and her face quickly changed with a happy expression.
However, just when Xue Tingting was relieved because of the misunderstanding, Wang Lin suddenly screamed "wow" and scared Xue Tingting again.
Then Wang Lin pointed at Sui Yu, who was motionless on the table, and shouted loudly, "What is this?!" ”
"That...... This ........." Xue Tingting began to think about how to convince her friends that there were gods in this world, and the fact that the name of one of the true gods was a demon god.
However, without waiting for Xue Tingting to give the demon god belief "Amway" to Wang Lin, Wang Lin herself continued to say to Xue Tingting: "It's hard to say that this is a figure?!" It's so cute! It's so realistic! Although I have long heard that some figures are extremely exquisite, I didn't expect such exquisite figures! ”
After sighing, Wang Lin asked Xue Tingting with her eyes shining: "What anime or game character is your figure?" How come I haven't seen it?! ”
Xue Tingting, who was planning to have a showdown with her friend, looked at her friend with a confused expression, and in an instant, she helped herself find such a self-consistent excuse to explain why there was a mini "Valkyrie" holding a "flag" on her table.
Then Xue Tingting reacted and quickly replied: "Oh, it's a character in a web novel, and the name of that book is "Zhan Ji Follows Me to Another World"!" ”
"Haven't heard of it!" Wang Lin said very sincerely: "It must be a niche novel that few people read, right?" ”
Thinking of the dismal data of that book, Xue Tingting replied with an embarrassed face: "It's not wrong for you to say that......
However, Wang Lin was obviously not interested in a street fighting web novel, and she asked Xue Tingting with a longing look on her face at this time: "This handmade is cute, where can I buy it?" ”
Where are fairies sold? If she can buy it, Xue Tingting will buy it whether she sells her kidney or her body!
It's a pity that Sui Yu is not for sale.
So Xue Tingting had no choice but to answer truthfully: "This, I can't buy it!" ”
"Oh, it's an out-of-print figure." Wang Lin suddenly realized with an expression of "I know how to do it": "No wonder this figure is so exquisitely made, Leng Ding looked at it and thought it was a real person who had been shrunk!" ”
Well, that's how the average person reacts in the 21st century. As soon as he saw the figure-sized Sui Yu, he put on a "wise" expression of "I have seen through everything", and pointed out on the spot that Sui Yu, who was the size of the figure and motionless, was a fantasy creature, and instantly deduced that he was now a faith clone of the demon god, so it was abnormal.
It is estimated that even if Sui Yu danced in front of Wang Lin at this time, Wang Lin would only admire the modern handicraft that was becoming more and more superb, and would not really believe in the excuse that Sui Yu was an apostle of the gods.
Of course, patients with advanced secondary disease are naturally exceptional......
"Well, the little fairy is indeed an out-of-print figure!" What else can Xue Tingting say at this time? Of course, I can only follow Wang Lin's words and say: "It is said that there is only one in the world, because I ordered the book "War Queen Follows Me to Another World", and that book happened to be fully booked lottery, so I was lucky to stand out among the twenty full subscribers and get this out-of-print figure!" ”
Well, Xue Tingting didn't expect that she still had the talent to run a train with her mouth full, and she was stunned for a moment.
"Wow, Tingting, you're really lucky!" Wang Lin sighed with envy at Xue Tingting's luck.
Then she seemed to think of something, only to see Wang Lin grunt and roll her eyes, and then she walked behind Xue Tingting with a flattering expression, massaging her shoulders while saying to Xue Tingting in a slightly flattering tone: "Tingting, I will discuss something with you." ”
"What's the matter?" Xue Tingting felt a chill in her heart inexplicably, and she was full of vigilance against Wang Lin.
"That ......" Xue Tingting said to Xue Tingting with a flattering face: "You are so cute!" Can you sell it to me? Whatever it takes! As long as I can take it out, even if I smash the pot and sell iron, I will buy it! ”
When he said this, Wang Lin's "clutches" were even more grabbed at the mini version of Sui Yu, who was standing on the table at this time and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly because the cup was used as a figure.
However, after Xue Tingting slapped the back of her hand, Wang Lin's outstretched hand retracted like lightning.
"No way!" Xue Tingting shouted angrily: "This is not for sale, and it will not be sold for any amount of money!" Even if you are willing to spend 9.8 billion for a figure like a local tyrant, I won't sell it! ”
At this time, Xue Tingting leaned on the table, took the hand-made version of Sui Yu in her chest, which was particularly majestic in Sui Yu's eyes, and looked at the "old king next door" with a vigilant face.
is worthy of being the "old king next door", he stared at Xue Tingting's beloved at a glance, this look is really poisonous!
"Well, if you don't sell it, you won't sell it!" Wang Lin, who was unconsciously pressed by Xue Tingting with the title of "The Old King Next Door", smiled bitterly and retreated: "What kind of eyes do you have?" What I know is that I want to buy your figure and you don't sell it, and I don't know that I think I'm going to rob your man! ”
"You!" Xue Tingting, who was said to be thinking about the center, instantly blushed and shy, but in order to prevent Sui Yu in her arms from seeing it, Xue Tingting took a deep breath and tried to calm the fierce heartbeat, while changing the topic and asking Wang Lin: "By the way, you don't hesitate to ask the housekeeper for my dormitory key to find me, what is the matter?" ”
Hearing Xue Tingting's inquiry, Wang Lin exclaimed and then hurriedly said to Xue Tingting with an anxious face: "I almost forgot, I came to you to tell you!" I just got the news that our most famous COS team fantasy garden group in China has come to Muse Square, and it is said that they will start performing in a while! ”
Muse Square, of course, is the square next to the school. Because the war queens have turned it into a holy place in the hearts of Huaguo LLer, everyone has become accustomed to calling it the Muse Square.
"Really?!" Xue Tingting's eyes began to shine as soon as she heard this, and her face was eager to try.
"Oops!" Wang Lin immediately shouted as soon as he saw his watch: "Not good! It's too late! Come on! ”
After shouting, Wang Lin pulled Xue Tingting up and ran out of the door: "The performance time of the garden group is coming soon!" Fast! Fast! Fast! Run forward! ”
Xue Tingting was naturally full of expectations for the performance of the fantasy garden, so as soon as Wang Lin pulled it, she simply followed Wang Lin and ran out with Wang Lin.
However, as soon as she ran to the corridor, Xue Tingting suddenly remembered that she didn't bring Sui Yu with her, and the dormitory door didn't have time to be locked.
So she was dragged by Xue Tingting all the way and shouted to Wang Lin: "Wait! I ......"
"It's too late to explain! Get in the car! "Okay, Wang Lin's feelings are still an old Si Ji......
We all know that when you are being pulled by someone else to run, once you run, it is very difficult to stop unless you fall.
So when Wang Lin refused to listen to what Xue Tingting was going to say because she was in a hurry, Xue Tingting was pulled away by Wang Lin like this, and rushed out of the dormitory building after a while......
At this time, when Xue Tingting was taken away by Wang Lin, Sui Yu, who had been posing for a long time, immediately threw the pencil "battle flag" in his hand on the table, and then shouted out the words that he had endured for a long time without saying: "I'm not a figure!" ”
Then, with a series of crisp footsteps, the door of the dormitory was suddenly opened from the outside, so Sui Yu had to keep the shape of "I lost" and continue to pretend to be a figure......
"Huh? What about my sister? "The one who opened the door was an eleven or twelve-year-old bear child, listening to him talk to himself, there should be some kind of sister.
Judging from the eyebrows, this bear child looks quite similar to Wang Lin, and it is estimated that this guy is Wang Lin's younger brother.
"Huh? What is it? ”
is worthy of being a sister and brother, and they noticed Sui Yu's existence at the first glance when they entered the house.
"Is it a figure? It's so exquisite! ”
Well, even the conclusion is the same.
"So cute! I want it so much! ”
And this bear child, like his sister, took a fancy to Sui Yu at a glance......
However, it is naturally impossible for the two sisters and brothers to be exactly the same, and Wang Lin likes the figure version of Sui Yu, who directly proposed to Xue Tingting to buy it. And this bear child, who is Wang Lin's younger brother, took a fancy to the hand-made version of Sui Yu, but he took it directly......
Yes, Sui Yu, who was pretending to be a figure at this time, was taken away directly by the bear child as soon as he put it in his pocket...
Let's go......
Finish......