Chapter 60: Little Brother Takes You to Watch a Good Show
Holding back the feeling of nausea and wanting to vomit, Ding Cheng replied on the private chat channel: "Dear Sister Mulian, this seat will come soon, and I am expected to meet you near 5367 and 1500 in the third ring road of Gyro Mountain in three minutes!" ”
I saw the monster girl reply in seconds: "Really? That's great! At the thought of being able to meet the wise and powerful, wise, and kind and loving Boss Ding immediately, the little sister was full of warmth and ......"
Behind a long list of meaty words, there were several smiling and ecstatic emojis, and suddenly, Ding Cheng was so disgusted by the monster girl that he had goosebumps all over his body.
And thinking of the hideous-looking, fierce monster girl, behind the docile, well-behaved and intimate little padded jacket character, perhaps a bearded foot-picking programmer directly controlled it......
Even, hidden behind the beautiful NPC girls Qingqing and Zhang Lili, and even behind the unlimited, alluring NPC beautiful young woman Wang Manru, if it is directly controlled by a programmer with a peculiar personality...... Suddenly, Ding Cheng shuddered for a while, and felt that he was so cranky, sooner or later he would become a neurotic.
"You have a voice call, do you have access?"
The sudden system prompt interrupted Ding Cheng's thoughts, and pulled him back from the brink of mental breakdown in time, so that he would not go further and further on the dangerous road of persecution paranoia and become a complete psychopath.
connected the voice, and my sister's delicate and beautiful voice came: "Brother, it's time to eat, go offline!" ”
"Don't worry, Xiaoxue, you eat yours first, I'll eat later, there's something going on now."
"I didn't go online until I ate." Ding Xue grinned and said, "Brother, why are you so addicted to games?" Hurry up and go offline to eat! Otherwise, I'd call my parents! Tell them that you play games every day, don't go to class, don't eat, and watch how they clean you up! ”
"Auntie, don't make trouble!" Ding Cheng begged for mercy: "The little brother is to help you avenge your hatred, so I had to miss the meal." Brother, didn't I promise to help you take revenge and kill 300,000 big smoker players? Now, dude, I'm busy with this! ”
"Cut! Boasting doesn't make drafts, it's the same as the real thing! Ding Xue sneered, and then said with a smile: "I said brother, you will be a 'little brother' for a while, and you will be a 'brother' for a while, are you an elder brother or a younger brother?" ”
"Auntie, I'm your brother, right?"
I heard Ding Xue climb up the pole, in the tone of a kindergarten teacher: "Brother is good, call my sister to listen......"
"Sister, stop making trouble!" In the face of his sister's coquettishness, Ding Cheng had no choice but to obediently call his sister and make her happy, but wouldn't his sister be happier if he could see with his own eyes that he organized monsters and attacked the Big Smoking Gun Guild, so that she could see with her own eyes that she was angry for her?
Otherwise, the more than 300,000 guild members of the big smoking gun are simply hanging on the hands of the three-star monster, although they also help my sister breathe, but the taste is not right, the feeling is different, and there is no sense of accomplishment like revenge......
At that moment, Ding Cheng decided to perform well, to do his best, and use his acting skills beyond the actor level and his three-inch incorruptible tongue to completely make the monsters of Peach Blossom Valley return to their hearts, and let thousands of monsters sing in unison in front of their sister "I ...... Boss Ding's words the most" to his sister, and let his gentle and well-behaved, ice and snow smart old sister see with her own eyes how he is pulling the wind and how he is against the sky in this well-made, reasonably set, highly balanced game, and highly playable perfect game Nine Heavens!
At that moment, Ding Cheng said: "Xiaoxue, come to Xiaotuwei ...... immediately"
"It's not good! Call sister! ”
Ding Xue's voice made Ding Cheng cry and laugh, time was in a hurry, Ding Cheng was not good at entangled with Ding Xue on the issue of title, so he had to say: "Sister, immediately teleport to Xiaotuwei Pass, and the little brother will take you to watch a good show!" ”
While clicking agree on the shaking private chat button, he opened the private chat channel, and ignored the dense private chat messages sent by the monster girl instantly, and typed quickly in the private chat channel: "Sister Mu Lian, the situation has changed, please Sister Mu Lian lead the team to continue to advance on the scheduled march route, and this seat will meet you near 5206 and 639 near the third ring road of Gyro Mountain in five minutes!" ”
Closing the private chat, I heard Ding Xue ask curiously: "Brother, why did you go to Xiaotuwei Pass?" What do you want me to watch? ”
"Hehe, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, you will know when you arrive!"
"Brother, just say it! Isn't it good......"
Ignoring Ding Xue's coquettishness, Ding Cheng said mysteriously: "Speed speed, you won't be able to see it when it's late!" ”
After he finished speaking, he interrupted the voice call with Ding Xue, and temporarily turned off the voice call function, so that Ding Xue would not ask him anything all the time.
I told the truth that my sister would definitely not believe it, and she would only keep grinding with herself on the voice call channel. After turning off the voice call, my sister didn't know what was going on, so she would inevitably rush to Xiaotuwei Pass to find out.
Thirty seconds later, Ding Cheng rushed to the city wall of Xiaotuwei Pass at a gallop, and several pass guards guarding the gate saw him and immediately saluted him: "Ding Gong is good!" ”
"Hello boys!" Ding Cheng turned over and dismounted, took back the horse card, and said: "I have something to do here, I want to accompany my friend to the barracks!" ”
"Ding Gong, please inside!"
At this time, Ding Xue, Xu Xiaoya, Yang Yan, Ye Manqing, and Zhuo Wei stood beside the teleportation array in the safety zone with a confused face, seeing that several military NPCs guarding the city gate looked respectful and docile and well-behaved in front of Ding Cheng like primary school students, they were all stunned, and opened their mouths in amazement, the girls' mouths were all wide open, and everyone's mouths were the next king-size football with foot plugs!
"Oh my God! Ding Gonghe, how did he do it? Yang Yan said in surprise: "Those NPCs, are all their heads broken?" Ding Gong he, but the player! But those NPCs, when they met Ding Gong, were exactly like seeing the superior leaders of the inspection work! ”
"Ding Gonghe, he is really the character who makes NPCs stammer, and makes bosses kneel and lick! In the Mangrove Pass, in order to beg Ding Gong to do the task, the Yan soldier begged for all kinds of kneeling and pleading, all kinds of flattery, I thought it was a special plot and exaggerated enough, but I didn't expect that when he came to Xiaotuwei Pass, he still dragged Kuba so wildly to blow up the sky! Xu Xiaoya looked at Ding Cheng's rapidly approaching figure with demented eyes, and only felt that Ding Gong's image was so majestic, tall, incredible, and beyond imagination!
Ye Manqing and Zhuo Wei covered their mouths and snickered, both of them were trembling with laughter, and their stomachs hurt from laughter.
"I don't know how many gold coins Ding Gong spent on posing for the emperor here?"
"Queen of Heaven, you let us come to Xiaotuwei Pass to watch a good show, just to watch Ding Gong perform a domineering president drama here, how can you be funny here?"
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