"You are ruthless, you are shameless, you are vexatious!"

"You are ruthless, you are shameless, you are unreasonable!"

"You are the most ruthless, the most shameless, the most vexatious!"

"Where am I ruthless, where I am shameless, where I am vexatious!"

"Where are you not ruthless, where are you not shameless, where are you not vexatious!"

"No matter how ruthless I am, no matter how shameless and unreasonable I am, I will not be more ruthless, shameless, or vexatious than you!"

"Okay, okay, you two stop for a while, isn't it just a bowl of braised beef noodles." Garfield snorted and ate a bowl of Yangchun noodles, shaking his head helplessly.

The current immortals, the anger is really heavy.

At this time, the East Imperial Palace was full of messes, countless pots and pans were smashed into pieces, Nuwa was unkempt, disheveled, and her long hair was split horizontally, as if she had been electrocuted.

The Donghuang Taiyi next to her is no better, the purple gold python robe has been torn to tatters, I'm afraid it won't work with ten patches, and there is a crayon Xiaoxin band-aid on her demonic face, which looks quite funny.

"Tell me about you, you haven't eaten a full meal at first glance, a bowl of braised beef noodles, as for the beating?" Garfield stretched out his cat's paw and pointed to the bowl of handsome chef's braised beef instant noodles on the ground that had not yet been opened.

"If I hadn't come to you today, I don't know what you'd be like." He sighed and shook his round fleshy face helplessly.

"You know what! This is the last bowl of braised beef noodles in the entire East Palace! Recently, the dimensional disorder, time and space are out of order, and the import supermarkets of different dimensions have been closed. Donghuang Tai said in a huff.

"You're embarrassed to say it! Obviously, you bought four bowls before, and you have already eaten two bowls, and you still have to grab this last bit with me, shameless! Nuwa crossed her hands on her hips, glared at Donghuang Taiyi viciously, and put on a posture that the old lady who dared to move the beef noodles would fight with you.

"It's too much of a deception! Then the dark light sour milk I bought earlier! Funeral Chips! Aimu Aimu chocolate chips are all swallowed by you alone, why don't you say it! Donghuang was trembling with anger, looking very excited, pointing at Nuwa and scolding angrily: "I have never seen such a brazen god!" ”

As soon as Sister Nuwa heard the loss, she immediately pretended not to have heard, sat on the bench next to her, picked up a braised chicken leg and nibbled on it, and asked, "Garfield, why did you remember to come to the East Palace today?" ”

"You're taking my chicken legs! I've never seen such a brazen god! Garfield saw that Sister Nuwa didn't even say hello, so he took the chicken leg in his bowl and gnawed it, and the angry Yangchun noodles squirted out.

"Don't get excited, it's just a chicken leg of yours, not to mention it's not imported, you can buy it anywhere." Nuwa warmly touched Garfield's cat fur and soothed.

"Do you know how expensive the labor cost of the fairy world is now? Last month, he made hundreds of immortal jade by delivering food on Hot Wheels! Although my bowl of Yangchun noodles and the braised chicken leg in your hand are only two dollars of silver, I asked Nezha to send them to the Eastern Palace, but it cost me three fairy jade! Garfield said unconvinced.

An ordinary braised chicken leg is of course not worth much, but a braised chicken leg specially bought by the third prince of Nezha from the mortal world and sent to the Eastern Palace is worth a lot!

"Gotta get it, look at you being stingy! No wonder you can't catch up with the female cat, the chicken leg will be returned to you! Nuwa rolled her eyes angrily and sent the chicken leg back in her hand.

"Smack!"

Garfield slapped the table angrily, pointed at Nuwa with his fleshy cat paws, and said in a trembling voice: "It's just too much of a bullying cat!" This chicken thigh meat has been eaten for you, what does it mean for you to take a chicken bone and shake it in front of me! ”

"You asked me to give it back to you." Nuwa smiled and spread her hands with a scoundrel face.

"I have good news for you, hmph, forget it, I'm leaving!" Garfield threw down his chopsticks and made a gesture of wanting to grab the door.

"What's the good news, have people started paying tribute to my dojo again?" When the Eastern Emperor heard this, his eyes lit up, and he immediately stopped Garfield.

"Didn't you entrust me to help you find a promising young man in the mortal world, help you suppress and suppress the arrogance of Buddhism, and at the same time restore your prestige in the mortal world, and help you recruit more believers. I found that person, and he has recently successfully entered the Shushan Gate, I'm afraid that in less than a hundred years, your wish can be fulfilled! Garfield said with a proud look on his face, holding up two small paws.

"Really? I'll see who it is! When the Eastern Emperor Tai heard this, the light in his eyes became even brighter, and even Nuwa on the side immediately ran over at this time.

If Taoism is revived and Buddhism is defeated, then the two of them can live a good life of receiving tens of thousands of immortal jade every month by relying on believers to burn incense and worship the Buddha.

Garfield smiled, his claws lightly in front of him, and he used the Four Emperors Water Curtain Technique, only to see a flash of water, and a rectangular water screen appeared in mid-air, and after enlarging the screen, what appeared in front of Donghuang Taiyi and Nuwa was Chang Le's smiling face.

"Oh my God, you're talking about him? Can he do it? Seeing Chang Le's appearance, Donghuang Taiyi and Nuwa nodded in disappointment, with an unreliable expression of this kid.

"You can't judge people by their appearance, you can't judge people by their appearance! Look at you, you were also the first beautiful man in the Chinese God Realm back then, is it useful? It's not like you can't afford a bowl of instant noodles! Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Is there a mother-in-law? The djinn god next door is ugly enough, right? Since the demolition business, the house has long been stuffed with snacks from imported stores in different dimensions, and it is said that the fairy Chang'e is crying and shouting to marry him! Garfield looked at Donghuang Taiyi with disdain.

"I ......" Donghuang Tai blinked, and was speechless for a while, and only after a while did he sigh and shake his head, and said: "The world is hot and cold, people's hearts are not ancient, mortals say it well, the wall is down and everyone pushes it, it's really a ...... people who go to tea and cool down."

Seeing this, Garfield patted him on the shoulder with a distressed face, and said, "Who pushed you, don't worry, this kid is a monkey spirit, it will definitely work!" But I think what you should be most worried about right now is not the expansion of Buddhism, but the ...... to the west," Garfield said with a worried expression.

"What's wrong with the West? Can those barbarians still pull up any tricks? Nuwa said with a nonchalant expression.

"I heard that the gods of the Xiyi Continent have united the Odin Martial God of the Northern Barbarian Continent and the Baqi Snake of the South and the Continent to discuss moving eastward together to invade Huaxia together."

"Is that so?" The Eastern Emperor was so angry that he slapped the table!

The gods of the Xiyi Continent have always been restless, and they can be regarded as a big trouble in Huaxia, but fortunately, the mana of the gods in these Xiyi Continents is not very strong, that is, the level of Yang Jian Nezha, not to mention compared with the Eastern Emperor Taiyi and Nuwa, but this time it actually united the Odin Martial God of the Northern Barbarian Continent and the Baqi Snake of the Nanhe Continent, I'm afraid things will be a little troublesome.

"Speaking of which, you and Yaqi Orochi still have a lot of festivals." Garfield said.

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi and the Baqi Snake, both of which were transformed by the giant python of the ancient flood wilderness, had fought several times when the world first opened.

"It seems that Huaxia is going to fall into an eventful season again." The three of them looked at each other and let out a helpless sigh.