19. The red lantern is hung high
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Greeting a kiss is a very serious matter.
Ye Ying's side is okay, whether it is the second elder of the Ye family or the second elder of the Chang family, they are very open-minded, and they are not particular about traditional customs - alas, they can't pay attention to it if they want to, the Chang family lives in the Northeast, and the Ye family lives in East China, thousands of miles apart. That is, thanks to the outbreak of black technology now, the flying car can circle the earth in just a few hours, which can complete the feat of welcoming relatives for thousands of miles.
According to Xu Tu, who followed him as a liaison with the script, the relatives of the Chang family did not intend to embarrass him, but were only ready to symbolize "sex" to let him call the door a few times, even if he let him pass, Wang Chen, the deputy emcee who had been holding back enough and planned to "show" his face in front of his colleagues in the institute, was quite regretful, and said privately, "I have only exerted half of my strength!" Complaints like that.
However, on Wang Hu's side, there is a lot of trouble......
Whether it is Wang Hu's parents or Lin Lian's parents, they attach great importance to the wedding ceremony, and everything needs to be done according to tradition - maybe they are using this method to remind the couple who are a little too old to be more stable, right? Adventure 19
The convoy of relatives cannot fly in the sky, but must walk honestly on the ground; The speed of the car is not allowed to be fast, and some firecrackers should be set off along the way to set off the atmosphere - for this reason, Mr. Lin specially ran to the municipal management center yesterday, and spent a lot of words to persuade the management center not to stop it.
Not only that, but the convoy must also go around the city, the way to and from must not overlap, and the whole path must form a circle - which means reunion and harmony.
Just this path of coming and going made Cheng Peng think a lot, and in the end, Wei Ye came up with a ghost idea to solve the problem - indeed, there is no path that meets the requirements in this city, but the so-called rule is that the dead are alive, and if there is no road, then build a road out!
This eloquent mustache and Yue Yi, who was also eloquent, set off separately, persuaded dozens of families, temporarily moved the house away, and made a beautiful circular road from the city, the arc of which was enough for any mathematician to nod and praise, which fully met the requirements of the old people.
When the convoy arrived at Lin's house, at first it was directly General Tie to keep Wang Hu out of the door - this is another tradition, when the groom greets his relatives, he has to call the door one by one, answer all kinds of questions raised by the woman's relatives, and let the relatives be satisfied, so that they can open the door and enter.
"I didn't have that much trouble when I got married!" Uncle Zheng took his son and whispered beside him, "At that time, I just shouted two sentences, answered casually, the woman opened the door and asked for a red envelope, and then the best man who greeted the relatives pushed the door open - how could it be so verbose!" ”
Cheng Peng looked at the composite electronic door that was strong enough to resist bazookas at close range and could be freely slit anywhere if necessary, and then looked at Wang Hu, who answered one by one with a wry smile in front of the door and promised countless unequal treaties, and couldn't help but sigh deeply.
Technological progress is not entirely a good thing!
Fortunately, the relatives of the Lin family are not unreasonable and foolish, and it was difficult for Wang Hu to do it several times, but he finally let him in.
One door after another, he finally pushed open the bride's boudoir and greeted Lin Lian, who was dressed dignified and generous, and couldn't see the kind of pungent energy in the game at all.
At this time, it was Lin Lian's mother's turn to entrust her daughter to her son-in-law.
Although they know that it is actually easy to meet each other, but the daughter wants to get married, the mother is very reluctant after all, while telling her daughter to be virtuous and virtuous after passing the door, and on the other hand, she wants her son-in-law to treat her daughter well...... Tears came down as she spoke, the mother and daughter couldn't wait to hug their heads and cry, it was really touching, even Wen De, who has always been known for his heartlessness, couldn't help but have slightly red eyes, and Cheng Peng even thought of his parents who had been separated from each other since he was a child and could only be seen in photos......
Because of this "interlude", after completing the wedding ceremony, everyone had to make up their makeup again, so as not to make a joke when a group of flower faces appeared at the wedding ceremony. It is also thanks to Shen Qi, who is good at makeup, that he had anticipated this possibility a long time ago, and was on standby with a whole set of cosmetics, so that he did not delay the auspicious time.
The convoy carrying the bride set off slowly, and made a half-circle around the city along the road that Wei Ye Yue Yi had temporarily opened up, and when the path of departure and the path of return formed a circle, they also arrived at the destination - Wang Hu's home - well, it is now his parents' home.
Stepping on the red carpet and entering the door, the two elders of the Wang family spoke one after another, stammering the two paragraphs that had been drafted in advance as if they were endorsing - basically comforting the daughter-in-law and promising that they would treat her well in the future, as if they were their own daughters; Then he warned his son to be attentive and take care of his family...... Etcetera.
Actually, that's all I have to say, and these words haven't changed much for thousands of years.
So later, the second elder who "revealed" his true feelings asked for "sex" to put aside the manuscript drafted by Cheng Peng and gave free play.
According to their tradition, the next step is tea ceremony, eating rice balls, etc., plus some other rituals and activities, and before you know it, it will be noon.
This lunch can be quite exquisite, the dishes should not be too many, and not sumptuous, it should be like a homely routine, so that it seems that the daughter-in-law is her own family when she enters the door, and she does not see the outside world. Adventure 19
Of course, there are only the two elders of the Wang family and a couple of newcomers at the dinner table, and as for the others, whether they are the best man and bridesmaid or the master of ceremonies, they can only eat elsewhere.
"Good fellows! I haven't eaten anything since morning...... I've been hungry for a long time! This pork knuckle is good! Thick and chewy! Especially this soup! Support! Levi shook off his cheeks and chewed on Haise, giving full play to the spirit of the rice bucket and eating the food in the restaurant cleanly, but where would the store be afraid of any pot-bellied man! In the end, he was defeated, and he could barely stand up after eating.
Because they still had important things to do, they ate a little full, Cheng Peng and the others threw down the rice bucket Li Wei and Zhang Channian, who had been drinking since noon, and other guys who were dragging their feet, and hurried to Ye Ying's side.
At this time, Ye Ying's side had already finished welcoming his relatives. Because he was worried that the groom and his friends would get up early and starve, the enlightened second elder of the Chang family completely ignored any traditional rules and the like, and prepared a banquet at his house, so that they could eat enough before setting off back.
The Ye family's approach is quite different from that of the Wang family, and when they look at it with horizontal eyebrows and angry eyes, they feel that the majestic Father Ye has no nonsense at all, but just dragged Ye Ying over and pushed him to the current daughter-in-law.
"I have two sons, and this eldest son has an awkward personality, can't speak, and can't make friends. It's a blessing for this kid to meet such a good girl as you! We are far away from him, and we can't usually control him, so you have to discipline him well, and don't let this kid mess up - if he is dishonest, you tell us, and I will beat him! ”
"Hey, hey! That's not what the lines say! And how can there be a big day that threatens to beat people! Ye Ying protested angrily, but was glared back by the authoritarian father.
As for Ye Lao Niang, the method is even more straightforward - she directly took out a few cards, some of which are not named, some are named, and one of the cards is impressively printed with Ye Ying's head.
She solemnly handed the card to Chang Shizuku, and said earnestly: "Ah Ying, this kid, has liked to play since he was a child, and he can't save money. In order to prevent him from spending money "indiscriminately", he has been receiving his salary card from me for all these years, and now it is handed over to you! ”
In this era of black technology explosion, people seem to have made great strides into the era of "communism", this bank card that has firmly controlled Ye Ying for many years is actually useless, but although the card is useless, the meaning is still there!
Chang Shi took the bank card with a smile, and glanced back at Ye Ying, his eyes flowed, he was happy and angry, he was really amorous, and he saw that Ye Ying's eyes were straight, and he even forgot to speak for a while.
Today is destined to be a very busy day, after the wedding here, Ye Ying and Tsunezuku want to take a break after a tiring journey, but they have to hurry to the church to hold the wedding.
Xiao Moran and Chen Wumian had already come to the church, Xiao Moran was an addition, the point was that Chen Wumian brought several lively, cute and sensible children to act as flower girls carrying the bride's long skirt necessary for European-style weddings.
To be honest, the priest of the church was not very approving of the wedding of four people who did not believe in God at all, and he had previously muttered: "We are here in the church, a place to serve God!" Not a marriage agency! Nor is it a notary office! Why do the Chinese use us as a marriage ceremony? At least you should be baptized and believe in God......"
However, it is one thing to say it, and it is another thing to do it.
The middle-aged priest has become accustomed to this practice of coming to God to witness marriage without believing in God, and he is quite familiar with the process, although there was a little accident in the process - when the priest asked both parties to swear to love each other forever, never abandon each other, care for each other, respect each other, and work together for a lifetime, Wang Hu actually forgot the words!
This little "interlude" didn't cause any trouble, except for adding some jokes to everyone. In fact, this situation is very rare for everyone, but it is common for priests who have presided over weddings for many years, and it is easy to lead to it. It's just that many people have already photographed Wang Hu forgetting his words at that time, stunned and scratching his ears and cheeks, thinking that he will inevitably be ridiculed in the future.
Compared with Wang Hu, Ye Ying's performance in the church was much better. It was about enough preparation in advance, and he didn't wait for the priest to speak, but he came to Barabala, "I love you forever", "You are not only my joy today, but also the crown on my head", "From now on, I will take care of you, respect you, and protect you." I give you my life" ah...... What a skillful mess!
All in all, when the priest said, "Now the groom can kiss the bride," everyone cheered!
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