Xia Xin's movements were fast enough, but he didn't expect to be a step slower, and was pushed down on the single sofa next to him by Yisha.

The agile man looks like a man who lazes in bed all day.

Yisha straddled Xia Xin's stomach with one butt, held the mobile phone in one hand, and pressed Xia Xin's mouth with the other.

Xia Xin still wanted to struggle, but he was afraid of getting her down and getting hurt, so he didn't dare to push too hard.

He didn't want to pretend to be Yisha's boyfriend, what if something happened.

Yisha bent down, and the plump snowball wearing only a thin shirt completely pressed Xia Xin's chest, and then leaned into Xia Xin's ear and whispered, "Listen, just put it on the phone, you don't have to go to my house." ”

Xia Xin still shook his head desperately, he always had a bad premonition.

"Hmph, it seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking." Yisha sneered.

Because his mouth was covered, Xia Xin could only show that he was innocent with his eyes, which meant that it was your mother who forced you, and it was none of my business at all.

Yisha's eyes narrowed and threatened, "I don't care, you don't let me have a good New Year, and you don't want to have a good New Year." ”

She suddenly remembered, "I remember, last time you asked me to help you and promised to help me do something, I haven't said what it is." ”

Xia Xin also remembered that the day before the competition with the School of Information Engineering, he begged Yisha for help and agreed to withdraw the penalty announcement, and Yisha was really efficient at that time, so he helped remove it the next day.

Xia Xin's consistent purpose is that he will not promise easily, but since it is a promise, he will definitely do it,...... Although I didn't expect it to be this at the time.

Seeing that Xia Xin didn't struggle anymore, Yisha gently let go of his mouth, "Think about it, how about it, do you want to regret it?" ”

Xia Xin hesitated and said helplessly, "Since you agreed, what else can you do." ”

Yisha smiled and said with relief, "Xiaoxin, I really didn't misunderstand you, of course a man has to be a man of all his word, and the time has come for you to behave." ”

Because it was hands-free, she clearly heard her mother say from her phone, "What's going on, how did I hear a bang, something touched?" ”

"It's okay, it's Xiaoxin here," Yisha replied, "By the way, Mom, Xiaoxin is my boyfriend, why don't you tell him." ”

"Heh, one will say that you want to go abroad, one will say that you are in China, and one will say that you have a boyfriend, are you so easy to deceive me?"

"Mom, I didn't lie to you this time."

"Oh, you didn't lie to me this time, you were all lying to me before."

“…… Mom, you're so humorous. ”

Yisha was speechless, sure enough, Jiang was still old and spicy, "I'll let Xiaoxin tell you." ”

Xia Xin took the mobile phone handed by Yisha, and said with a smile, "Mom, no, Auntie, hello, I'm Xiaoxin, yes...... Sasha's boyfriend. ”

"It's pretty good to listen to."

Xia Xin didn't know how to hear the sound well, but the other party immediately said, "Just say it, are you her friend, or how much money did she give you to lie to me." ”

Apparently this old mother knows her well.

"Auntie, you misunderstood, I took the initiative...... No, I'm really her boyfriend. ”

"Hehe, I don't want to find a temporary boyfriend on a blind date."

“…… Auntie, you're laughing, we've been dating for more than half a year. ”

As Xia Xin spoke, he pointed to the side and motioned for Yisha to get off his body, don't ride on himself, not on a horse.

However, Yisha didn't move, and motioned to Xia Xin to explain the phone clearly.

The mother on the other end of the phone obviously didn't believe it and asked, "I haven't known anything after half a year." ”

"She's hiding it from you." Xia Xin said.

Yisha also added, "Mom, it's really my boyfriend, you can't trust me once?" ”

"Believe you, how many criminal records do you have, how can I believe you, you shut up for me."

Yisha's mother paused and asked, "...... That Xiaoxin, what do you do? ”

Xia Xin looked at Yisha, Yisha leaned into Xia Xin's other ear, and exhaled like Landau, "Teacher, music teacher." ”

Xia Xin replied, "I'm just like Sasha, both are teachers, and I teach music." ”

"Oh,...... I still don't believe it, the girl didn't bring anything back after going abroad for a few years, but she practiced her vision high to the sky, and ordinary men don't look down on it at all, don't blame me for asking straight, you just say it, which point is better than others, can that girl take a fancy to you? ”

“……”

Xia Xin looked at Yisha, Yisha looked back at Xia Xin, the faces of the two were close at hand, their eyes were wide and small, and they had no idea.

Say that you have a lot of money, a good job, you are handsome, or you are talented? I always feel that it is not appropriate.

After a long time, Xia Xincai replied expressionlessly, "I have nothing better than others, the only thing I have is probably that I love her more than any man in the world." ”

Then the other party was silent.

Yisha lay on Xia Xin's body, with a playful expression, looking at Xia Xin with a smile, her slender index finger circled Xia Xin's face, and the expression seemed to say, "It's okay, little brother, you can say such a meaty thing." ”

Immediately, my mother's question came from my phone again.

"It's been half a year since we dated, how far has it go?"

Yisha was worried that her mother would force her to go on a blind date, so she directly blocked it with one move, saying, "Everything has been reached, the raw rice is cooked and the rice is ripe, and the wood is already in the boat." ”

"Shut up, no shame,...... I asked him, I've been dating for half a year, and my relationship is very good, and the next question will be answered by me within 2 seconds, and if you can't answer it, you guys are cooperating to lie to me. ”

"Auntie, you say." Xia Xin felt that he was really wronged, why did he feel like he was meeting his parents.

Then the other party quickly asked, "What is Sasha's birthday?" ”

Xia Xin didn't hesitate for a second, and replied without hesitation, "July 30." ”

Even Yisha was surprised how he knew.

Immediately after that, he asked again, such as, "What kind of food do you like to eat", "Which star do you like", and other ordinary questions, Xia Xin answered them all fluently, and Yisha was stunned when she listened.

Eventually, the problem deepened.

"What is her habit of sleeping?"

"It is customary to put one leg outside the quilt, and sleep with the quilt on one leg while holding the quilt."

"When is the menstrual period?"

"Around the 27th to the 30th of the end of the month, I have told her to pay attention to keeping warm, not to eat cold drinks, and she will have menstrual cramps, I will let her pay attention to health and drink some rose tea and the like." (There are also cold snow pupils)

"Is the mole on the buttocks on the left or right."

Yisha's heart jumped, and she subconsciously touched her buttocks, she didn't know that she had a mole behind her buttocks.

I was feeling bad, but I didn't expect Xia Xin to smile naturally,

"Auntie, you're kidding, it's a trap, Sasha doesn't have a mole on her buttocks, and she doesn't have hemorrhoids all over her body, including the soles of her feet."

“……”

"She gets up and walks with her right foot first, brushes her teeth and swallows toothpaste, holds chopsticks very low, chews 5 times a mouthful of rice, hates to eat coriander, has the habit of taking a nap for half an hour at 1 o'clock every day, likes to take a bath from 9 to 10 o'clock in the evening, reads a book, and doesn't like to blow her hair......"

Xia Xin directly listed a lot, and when he heard the end, Yisha's eyes when he looked at Xia Xin were simply astonished, this knew himself better than himself.

Even Yisha's mother could only say in surprise, "I understand, you can give the phone to Sasha." ”

Yisha took the phone and said, "Mom, now you believe it?" ”

"Actually, I don't believe it, but I can believe it myself, don't say it, I'll push all the blind dates for you."

"Mom, you are finally willing to believe in me and stop selling me as a pig." Yisha is overjoyed.

"Well, don't say anything, just Xiaoxin, I see that you are all over your body, inside and out, everyone has already touched it thoroughly, everything is in your heart, it is indeed attentive, it will definitely not treat you badly, other conditions, are secondary, Mom is not such a powerful person, you can bring him back for the New Year."

"Okay, Mom, I'll see when I'm free (subtext: if I'm not free on any day, then there's no way), I have to visit his house first, and see when I have time."

Yisha didn't think her mother would readily agree, anyway, she could delay it, but she didn't expect her mother to agree.

"Well, okay, it's really time to visit, it's better to settle the matter early, the province was taken away by others, and you shouldn't have anyone to ask for it."

"Mom~~ Do I want someone to be okay?"

"After seeing it, bring it home to show me, the guy who listens to the voice is quite gentle, not like a bad man, remember to put away your eyes above the top......"

Then Yisha's mother nagged a lot more, Yisha got up and sat on the sofa next to her, and she didn't dare to refute, because it involved some private words, she turned off the speakerphone, and kept answering words such as "yes", "I know", "good", "okay", "oh", perfunctory.

The phone call lasted for more than an hour, leaving the two of them without a chance to eat dinner.

It's no wonder she says her mother's nagging ears are calloused.

Hanging up the phone, Yisha exhaled loudly, "It's done." ”

"That's good." Xia Xin was also relieved.

Then, Yisha looked at Xia Xin with a smile, "Not bad, not bad, it's okay, little brother, my mother's first impression of you is actually quite good." ”

"Let's eat." Xia Xin didn't care, anyway, there couldn't be a next time.

"You know me well, you even know when I'm coming to my aunt." Yisha asked.

"I probably know everything in life, after all, we have lived together for so long." Xia Xin replied a little embarrassed.

"Hitomi's too?"

"After a long time, you will always know."

"Oh, then I'm going to ask," Yisha smiled and clasped her hands around her chest, staring at Xia Xin.

"How do you know I don't have a mole on my buttocks? Oh, no, you know, I don't have a whole body, I can see it clearly, why dare I be so sure? Is there something on Hitomi that you have also seen, and you can see it clearly? ”

“……”