Chapter 12: The Night Raven Who Awakens the Soul of Spitting
What was the life of an emperor like?
Mu Yunshang has always believed that the emperor is actually a very bad profession.
seems to be rich and powerful, and he has a good reputation for the constitution, but in fact he is the number one prisoner in the world - and he can't help himself.
If you want to live happily, then the country will soon be doomed - unless your ancestors have laid a rich foundation for you to squander unbridledly.
For example, Qianlong, he shot 318 rabbits to death that day, so his grandfather Kangxi, who was known as the "Rabbit Terminator", and later Yongzheng left him a rich family background.
It's a pity that Qianlong, who loves to stamp and inscribe on various famous paintings and is seriously suspected of being the originator of the barrage, has basically lost the family wealth accumulated by two generations in his later years.
Then if you don't want to take the "Imperial Pill" that is outstanding, the person who is the emperor will die relatively quickly.
Or even if you don't die, you will live a life of immortality.
It's just that now, Mu Yunshang is very magical to find that the emperor seems, probably, seems to be quite good?
Not only is the daily work not heavy, and there is enough time to have fun everywhere, but this country is not like eating jujube pills.
The fly in the ointment is that Mu Yunshang does not have a rich spare time.
It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that this empire is really a pain in the ass.
And once a person's idle egg hurts, he can't help but want to do something.
So Mu Yunshang started to do things.
"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, are you sure you want to do this? β
Coral stood tremblingly in front of Mu Yunsheng, repeatedly confirming the order he had just received.
Mu Yunsheng, who was sitting behind the desk, raised his head and looked at Coral, leaning his elbows on the table, his ten fingers interlocking against his chin, and if he put on a pair of reflective glasses, he would completely look like a commander of the Ikati.
"So, do you have any questions?"
"Yes, yes, my subordinates don't understand what the point of this is?"
"Meaning? What is the point? Mu Yunshang had an unfathomable expression, "Stupid girl, you need to understand that not everything in this world needs to be 'meaningful' to do, and there are many things that don't need meaning." β
"For exampleββ?
"Like, because of love! Because...... Inclusive! β
β¦β¦ You're a good girl.
Sango: "............"
"Believe me, Sango, personalizing all the Empire's Level 4 and above Sensual AI is definitely the right thing to do!"
Mu Yunshang stood up from the chair with a "whoosh", clenched his fists and said loudly, the look of being indomitable as if he was about to use his chest to block the muzzle of the gun startled Sango.
"Think about it, the tsundere is AI, the sick is AI, the natural stay is AI, and the arrogant royal sister queen shakes the, the is arrogant and weak, pretending to be petite, the belly is black, the twist is big, and the natural cuteness of Yamato Nadeshiko is even anti-social and anti-human, it is a cute point!"
After a pause, Mu Yunshang repeated again.
"It's all cute!! Meng - that is, justice!! β
- You think that anti-social is all cute, and you are completely helpless......
(It's over...... Your Majesty has been completely broken...... What should I do, do you want to find a doctor to see Your Majesty, but the woman who is specifically responsible for treating Your Majesty also seems to have ill intentions towards Your Majesty...... What should I do, anyway, the head soup should be coral, I'll taste it...... οΌ
Coral is in a fabled state of chaos.
In addition to Mu Yunsheng's current state, another thing that confuses Coral is that she finds that she doesn't understand what Mu Yunshang is saying at all, and only knows one thing, that is, Mu Yunshang seems to be planning to make a big adjustment to all the Empire's level 4 and above perceptual AIs.
"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty......
At this time, the sound of a night crow sounded in the office.
"Oh? What happened to the Night Raven? β
"Your Majesty, you seem to be talking about something related to your subordinates?"
Night Raven's voice is as sweet as ever, but after the initial habit, Mu Yunshang found that this kind of voice that only has "sweetness" but does not have any other cute attributes has no way to make him full of motivation.
If you want to describe this kind of voice, it seems to be a very formulaic, professional voice that doesn't make people feel uncomfortable, but it definitely doesn't really resonate with people.
This will not work, this must be corrected!
"That's right! Do you want to change your voice from Night Raven? β
"My subordinates don't understand why this is the case? Your Majesty, is the question you care about about your voice?'
"Shouldn't you care?"
"However, my subordinates don't think that your voice will cause any trouble to you, Your Majesty."
"That means you don't have love!!"
Mu Yunshang suddenly pointed to the ceiling and said loudly.
γβ¦β¦β¦β¦γ
The Night Raven fell into an eerie silence.
"So, how does Your Majesty want your subordinates to change their voices?"
Hearing this question, I don't know why Mu Yunsheng's first reaction in his mind was...... No Discipline ......
But what kind of voice can produce a sense of undisciplined?
As soon as this question came up, Mu Yunshang immediately thought of Satomi Arai.
No, no, that's not undisciplined, that's perverted.
After thinking about it, Mu Yunshang asked tentatively:
"Night Raven, can you throw away the festival?"
γβ¦β¦β¦β¦ Your Majesty, what is the festival?'
"Something to eat."
Mu Yunsheng looked serious.
"Subordinates don't need to eat."
"Is it okay for you to pretend you need to eat?"
γβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦γ
The Night Raven fell silent again.
Subsequentlyβ
"This thing can still pretend, hey, what kind of trouble are you going to make, don't think that your subordinates don't know what the festival is, Your Majesty, you can deceive your subordinates unscrupulously, your subordinates are very smart, much better than those stupid children......
Sango's eyes widened, and he listened incredulously to the night crows who were complaining frantically.
And Mu Yunshang faced the sudden outburst of the night crow, instead of getting angry, her eyes became brighter and brighter.
Finally, when the Night Raven finally stops complaining and realizes what he has done-
γβ¦β¦ I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but my subordinate just lost his word......
"No, no, no! That's it! That's what it feels like!!! β
Mu Yunshang put her hands together on her chest.
"That's right! That's it! Spit and spit and spit out! The Night Raven has awakened the soul of spitting! Oops, I didn't expect me to be able to make Night Raven, your AI can do it, and I feel like I'm really good! β
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"Well, although it is said that the soul of Tucao has awakened, but Night Crow, your ability to spit is still lacking, it seems that you need to take a look at Tucao Fan...... But where shall I go to find you? Is it true that an expedition to Earth is still going to be launched? β
Faced with such a situation, Coral didn't know whether he should be devastated by his own majesty's ability to force an AI to awaken the soul of complaining, or whether he should be devastated by the fact that his majesty felt proud of doing such a thing.
Well, all in all, collapse on the line.
So Coral rolled his eyes and fainted gorgeously.
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Poi~οΌ
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