Chapter 374: I only use two fingers
"Hey, Saitama, you don't seem to be in the mood for it?"
King and Saitama patrol the disaster sites mentioned on the mobile phone news one by one to see which side of the weirdos has not been eliminated, and along the way, Saitama has a wilted face, and even his walking body is slightly bent, as if there is a huge weight pressing on him.
"Something on my mind."
Saitama touched her head absentmindedly.
"Huh?"
King looked at Saitama's slippery bald head and sighed: "It's true that every man encounters this kind of distress when he is young, which is very devastating, but you don't have to be too depressed, the world's technology is very advanced, maybe there is a way to cure your baldness, if it really doesn't work, go straight to the hair transplant......"
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Saitama's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "I didn't mean this trouble......"
"Sure enough, baldness is your annoyance."
King fell into deep thought.
Saitama had a black line on her face, "No, no, I'm talking about something else...... King, aren't you aware of your troubles? β
"My troubles?"
King thought for a moment, "It's too popular for men, women, and children?" β
ββ¦β¦ When I didn't say. β
Saitama's body was a little shorter, and he sighed, "I just think I'm too strong." β
ββ¦β¦ So envious. β
This time it was King's turn to be a little shorter.
"Envy what?" Saitama said depressedly: "Because I am too strong, no matter how I follow the battle, I can always overwhelmingly defeat the other party, without a trace of passion, and I will not gain anything, but I just feel like a machine, constantly repeating work, boring, boring, lonely, lonely...... Alas, I don't seem to have the means to become stronger. β
"Isn't that nice?"
King looked at the mediocre Saitama speechlessly, wondering if this guy was showing off his strength in front of me? It's as if a Nobel Prize winner feels that he can no longer win a higher award, and he really wants to slap it, but he is afraid that he will punch me back.
"King, don't you understand? If I can't continue to get stronger, I will never be able to experience the thrill of improving my strength as a hero, just like when you play games, your game character is upgraded to the highest, and there is no way to improve again, no matter which boss you fight with, you can crush each other, like me, there is no longer a guy who can be called an opponent, in this case, will you be bored? β
"No, after the character reaches the full level, you can collect props, repeat beatings, etc., it's a lot of fun, you deserve it."
"Huh? Kingβ¦β¦ You must be the one who stands at the pinnacle of force, right? How could you not understand this loneliness? Because it's too powerful, it's not interested in anything. β
Saitama sighed and dragged his body forward.
"I understand Saitama's distress, but you're too persistent." King gave an example: "At this time, you are equivalent to standing on the edge of a cliff, with a cliff in front and a cliff behind, and you have no way out, so you will be confused." β
Saitama shook her head, "No, I'll jump right over at this time." β
The corners of King's mouth twitched, "...... You can't jump off a cliff. β
Saitama was determined: "There is no cliff in the world that I can't jump over." β
Bah. Of course, I know that there is no cliff in the world that you can't jump over, after all, it is a pervert who can jump from the moon back to the earth.
King said angrily, "Suppose, I'm talking about assumptions, suppose you can't jump off the cliff." β
"Oh, so what should I do?"
Saitama followed the topic of King.
King smiled slightly, exuding holy light all over his body, and said, "At this time, haven't you considered going left and right? β
Saitama said strangely: "Left and right? Do you have to face the cliff as well? β
ββ¦β¦ Leave the group! β
King lifted his forehead and sighed, "Saitama, life is a journey with no end. β
Saitama was even more puzzled, "If you're dead, isn't life coming to an end?" β
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King straightened his mind and said, "Saitama, have you ever traveled?" β
"No money."
ββ¦β¦ Ahem, have you ever taken a bus? β
"I run faster than the bus."
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King wrinkled his eyebrows and pondered, and after half a sound, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, and he said to Saitama: "Saitama, when the supermarket sale deadline is about to expire, will you look for the direction of the supermarket and run all the way?" β
"Yes!"
Saitama nodded.
"Your life is like chasing a supermarket sale, you keep all your eyes on the supermarket sale, when you successfully catch up, will you feel that there is no direction next?"
"No, I'll go home and eat hot pot."
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King sighed, "Have you never wanted to enjoy the scenery on the way?" β
Saitama shook her head and said, "If you stop and enjoy the scenery, you'll miss the supermarket sale!" β
King was stunned and said angrily: "Saitama, you go, you are the worst student I have ever seen, and I can't continue to educate you." β
Paralyzing, the main thing is that Saitama seems to have a lot of sense.
"King, are you angry?" Saitama said lonely, "I'm just not interested in anything. β
"You actively seek out new thrills......
Saitama looked at King suspiciously, "New excitement? β
King was relieved: "Yes, in fact, there are many peaks in the world, people often say that three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, Saitama, you are just the peak of the hero's line, and there are still many other industries waiting for you to explore and challenge, such as game ......"
Saitama shook her head lifelessly, "Not interested." β
"Are you really not interested?"
King remembers a very impressive scene when King and Saitama got along, "Let's play a game, shall we?" Don't you want someone to beat you? It's up to me to defeat you. β
"Playing games? I'm not interested, if it's to fight you, I'm very happy, but, if I play the game, to be honest, even if I lose to you, I won't have any frustration, and I won't be unwilling, and I don't want to continue to challenge until I win you, because since I became stronger, my feelings are gradually weakening, I'm afraid that in the near future, I will become a completely cold-blooded person, so even if you stimulate me again, I have no interest in ......"
Saitama raised her eyelids, still deaf and pulling her head, and she couldn't speak.
"Is that so?"
King held up two fingers and whispered, "I'll release water for this game, I'll only use two fingers!" What do you think? β
"Seriously?"
Saitama was shocked, and glared at King energetically: "This time, I won't blow you up!" β
The scenes of being tortured by King in the past surfaced in his heart one by one, making him war-spirited, and this time he was bound to take the opportunity to avenge himself.
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King smiled, Saitama, Saitama, do you think you can win me if I give you a few fingers? Naive!! Wait a while for you to understand the horror of being dominated by the Great Demon King!
How can the strongest man be in vain!!