Football? Liu Xiaobao's inspiration is here!

"Li Gang, do you want to eat Xiang... No, do you want to drink water! ”

The first half of Liu Xiaobao's question made Li Gang stupid, do you want to eat Xiang... Who wants to eat Xiang!

Although Liu Xiaobao had already asked Li Gang at the beginning, in fact, he had not fully grasped the inspiration at that time, so that it could be implemented, so that Li Gang was scared to death by the mistake of the word. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Xiaobao is a true football fan, and he has studied the history of football far beyond his peers.

Football was originally called Keju and was used to train soldiers in the Han Dynasty, and in the 11th century, the British kicked the skulls of Danish invaders as balls, thus opening the curtain of modern football.

Seven centuries later, the first literal rigid rules of modern football were born in London, England, and football became more and more popular until it became the number one sport in the world.

… When thinking of these, Liu Xiaobao was thinking about what is the biggest source of motivation for football to become better and better from the bloody violence at the beginning to the world's number one sport in a healthy and progressive way?

It's the rule!

In England in the twelfth century, when the ball was kicked, it was not eleven against eleven people, but one city against another, and people from two cities went to grab a ball, and as long as anyone kicked the ball into the downtown area of the other city, he would win... There are too many people, and there are no rules, the original intention was to play football, and in the end it almost became a game.

So rules are very important for football to flourish.

There are two sides to everything, and many football team coaches or fans have played the rules of the game, taking advantage of the loopholes in the rules to make some off-the-board moves to benefit their teams or something.

As in football, rules are important for Crossfire.

Of course, Liu Xiaobao didn't have the ability to buy the black whistle, but he had the brilliant idea of asking Li Gang to ask for a glass of water to drink...

"Gangzi, good, listen to me tell you..."

“… For Mao it's me again! Why don't you let Seven Zero go! ”

"If you can take his place out of the butterfly-like footwork, I'll let him go!"

"Isn't it just a broken step and a crab step! Even junior high school graduates can't help it, don't bully me for reading less! ”

Liu Xiaobao's earnest inducement failed, and he also felt that it was really a bit cruel to Li Gang like this, but the situation forced him to win this game without ordering an off-the-beaten-the-box move.

"Didn't you just blow with 70, you were the first emperor of the sophomore undergraduate class of the performance department of Shanghai Theater Academy? Hurry up and prove it to us, or you won't brag about us anymore. ”

"Cut, do you know how many big dramas have come to me and I have pushed them? Do I need to prove it to you? Do you know how many first-grade girls come to me for private tutoring every day? That is, the senior sisters are busy filming, otherwise... You kid, you don't take the game seriously, you actually peeked at me chatting with Seven-Zero! Wait a minute, you'll eat ten kilograms by yourself! ”

"Hurry up, actor, don't let me let you eat ten kilograms, believe it or not, I think with the level of resentment that the manager has towards you, he will happily agree to this decision, I am for your good, you know."

“… Wait, I'm brewing my emotions! ”

No matter how stupid the donkey is, he can't whip it all the time, he still has to help it comb his hair in a timely manner, Liu Xiaobao, who understands this truth, is both soft and hard, and by the way, he also put a high hat on Li Gang.

Listen, actor, this is what Liu Xiaobao who beat Chris said of me!

Thinking like this, Li Gang shot the case in the next second!

"It's so boring, do you have any water to drink?"

Li Gang slapped it very solidly, and the movement was quite loud, and even the three members of the Longteng team who were sitting not far away looked up and looked over here.

But the words are very innocent, and the whole person looks quite aggrieved.

The lobby manager didn't like to take care of him, but the onlookers talked a lot, all saying that you see people are bored to that extent, and they don't even give people a glass of water.

In desperation, the lobby manager walked over, "If you are bored, you want to drink water?" What is this habit? Please be patient, you will not only have water to drink, but you may also have something to eat! Also, you should speak quietly and don't interfere with other players' competitions. ”

What the lobby manager said is not unreasonable, after all, the situation on the field is so delicate now, it is possible for anyone to lose and win, so if the kicking party loses, according to the previous agreement, they definitely have something to eat!

The irony is strong, but Li Gang wants this cake.

"Yes, I know that I have something to eat if I lose, isn't it poop, so I have to drink some water to appetize first, preferably warm water, I have an extra kilogram!"

Li Gangshi had already attracted the attention of the audience as soon as he slapped the table, so although he controlled the volume of his speech this time, the audience and friends couldn't control it, and for a while, the whole audience was full of haha, such an innocent clown, but it was still a real thing that happened in front of him...

Look at the way he looks, how innocent.

After seeing him laughed, how flustered.

Look at how helpless he is about to cry.

This is a story related to Xiang, and it seems that it is not just a story related to Xiang.

There is no need to speak, there is no need to take out his parents or the other party's parents to ridicule, he is a play when he stands there, and his gestures are witty, which makes people laugh again and again, but there is a trace of pity.

"Senior brother rises! Don't be afraid, senior sister, you!! ”

It's a woman shouting! And as soon as I heard it, I knew that it was a girl who had gone crazy playing League of Legends auxiliary class, otherwise I wouldn't have shouted such a shameful thing to the audience!

Liu Xiaobao, who has a keen sense of hearing, took the time to turn his head and look, damn, this must be the real senior sister, the girl in the drama academy is beautiful, and at a glance, she knew that she was really not bragging, and her mind was as turbulent as the sea at a glance!

"Rub, I seriously doubt that Gangzi is playing at a super level! Seventy, hurry up, while the goods on the other side don't react, we cut their rhythm chains, you just pick up the gun and splash it, it doesn't matter if you sweep the meat, anyway, send them home first! ”

"One, two... Walk! "Hong Qiling stopped howling this time, he could only beat the opponent by surprise, if he wasted Li Gang's earth-shattering performance, not to mention that the two teammates had to strangle him, he himself would have to die.

Liu Xiaobao didn't need to look at the situation of the other three now, he had long expected that in the case of no defense, the other three would inevitably be attracted by the big movement made by Li Gang.

The twelve gold medals that crushed Yue Wumu may not be the most outrageous, but they are probably the most famous, perhaps because of this, something was pirated, and South Korea, which later existed briefly in history, has a profound study of this.

In the World Cup held at home, people are embarrassed to kick the world champion Italy to tears with off-the-plate moves, and they can't even enter the quarterfinals... To play in the AFC Champions League, you can arrange a half-star hotel in the slums for the away team, and then give the worst training ground, throw a nail and turn around and leave, regardless of your life or death!

History has long proven that anything is possible as long as it stinks and is shameless.

Those are all shameless tricks, even if it is shameless, Liu Xiaobao has to be a scoundrel to be pretty.

I didn't do you any harm, I didn't try to hurt you, I even whispered in the back, I just want a glass of water to drink, I'm just afraid that my stomach can't stand the punishment you're going to give me, and I want to help it with a glass of warm water...