Chapter 4 This joke is so big
Thundered!
The street floor was directly knocked out of a hole by Wang Feng, and then he tilted his head to the other side, slammed it, and boomed......
The silent street suddenly burst into explosions, and all the neighbors around were awakened, and they opened the windows one by one to check, only to see that the street was in good condition during the day was now full of devastation, and there was a humanoid shadow constantly hitting the street in the dust, knocking out holes one by one.
"It's a weirdo, quickly notify the Hero Association, and let them dispatch heroes to destroy."
"God forbid, weirdos don't target my family."
The residents of the streets were stunned, shivering and hiding in their homes, praying for God's blessing, or calling the Hero Association, and so on.
……
Headquarters of the Hero Association of City A.
"Jingle bell!"
The Hero Association's customer service hotline rang non-stop.
"Hey, there, this is the headquarters of the Hero Society...... Yes? You say there is a weirdo in the east side of M City? Okay, we have understood the situation, and we will immediately send someone to verify, and notify the heroes to go to eliminate the strange people recently, please rest assured, our hero association aims to protect the safety of the people, and will eliminate the strange people as soon as possible......"
The customer service lady of the Hero Association is wearing a black tight suit skirt with a white shirt inside, and the interesting thing is that the black suit jacket of the association girl is uniformly open on the chest, allowing the chest to prop up the white shirt, so the first time you see the Hero Association girl, she is usually attracted by the white that rises high on their chests.
Except, of course, for flat-chested girls!
"Deputy Minister Jace, according to the citizen's report, there are strange people in Dongcheng Street in M City......" After the customer service lady hung up the phone, she immediately reported to the deputy director of the association's operations department, Jace.
There are many departments in the Hero Association, such as the Operations Department, the Finance Department, the Operations Department, etc., the Operations Department is responsible for fighting against the weirdos, and the subordinate Hero Management Group, Intelligence Group, etc., among which the Minister of Operations is Siqi.
"Dongcheng?" Jace's stubble face tightened, "Immediately call up nearby cameras to verify the situation, and assess the level of the stranger according to the degree of the monster's disaster, and check if there are any heroes moving near the location of the monster." ”
"Yes!"
Maria, who was in charge of the management and supervision of the weird information, nodded, and immediately instructed the computer operation staff to get busy immediately, the sound of crackling keyboards kept ringing, and the live video was sent, in the video, the streets were full of dust, and it was impossible to see the vanity, only to see a looming figure in the dust was busy.
"The weirdo is ...... there"
The staff quickly assessed the scene based on what the camera saw, and after half a ring, they concluded that the weirdo rating was ...... Tiger!
"Immediate Weirdo Alert." Commanded by Jace.
"Understood."
Maria immediately joined the alarm notifier in M City, and in all major cities, the Hero Association has installed an alarm notifier similar to a TV tower, and the sound of the alarm notification can resound throughout the city, informing everyone of the weirdo information in place and reminding everyone to take safety measures.
"Attention M City residents, M City residents, please note that the Hero Association has urgently notified that there are tiger-level strangers in the streets of Dongcheng, and the Hero Association is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate the strangers, until the strangers are eliminated, please stay away from the streets of Dongcheng......"
Maria, along with the City of M alarm notifier, dispersed the residents through the alarm notifier.
"Nearby Heroes...... There is no ...... within a kilometer Expand to a radius of one kilometer......"
On the other side, the staff is searching for heroes who are active near the East Side of M City.
Coulson, who had been standing behind Jace and was in charge of hero management, stared at the East City area of M City on Jace's computer screen, and said quietly: "Anyway, M City East City...... It's the king's place of residence, right? ”
"What? You say that the king, who is known as the strongest man on the surface, lives in the east side of M City? Jace was stunned.
Coulson nodded, "Looking at the address reported by the residents, it is indeed near the King's residence." ”
Jace immediately commanded: "Call King immediately and ask King to take action to eliminate the stranger." ”
"Yes."
Maria's slender ten fingers tapped a few times on the computer, and Jace's computer screen immediately showed that he was making a call to King.
In the world of One Punch Man, science and technology are very developed, even intelligent robots have appeared, but the developed technology has not been popularized, only used in a few institutions and companies, the popularization of science and technology in the private sector is the same as the earth, computers, cars, etc. are all complete, the only regret is that there is no online game developer in this world, the role of the computer is to check information or chat on the Internet, resulting in king can only play home game consoles at home, play games such as "Street King of Fighters" with a handle, and never have been in contact with online games.
Sometimes I think that maybe developing an online game similar to "League of Legends" in the world of One Punch Man will be a hit! If Saitama plays "League of Legends", he will definitely fall in love with the character of the blind monk, after all, the bald head sees the bald head and the eyes are full of tears.
……
"Attention M City residents, please note M City residents, the Hero Association informs all residents that there are tiger-level monsters on the streets of Dongcheng, and the Hero Association is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate the monsters, until the monsters are eliminated, please stay away from the streets of Dongcheng ......"
"Eh, what?"
Wang Feng raised his head and eared his ears, "There are strange people in M City again?" Where is it? ”
He was stunned for a moment and shook his head: "Whatever, it didn't affect me anyway." ”
He shook his head, slammed again, and continued to hit the street, under the effect of savage collision and trampling, the kilometer street in front of his house has appeared like many holes, under the effect of trampling and savage collision, he turned into a bulldozer, rumbling all the way to destroy the street.
"Jingle bell!"
Just as he was busy, the mobile phone in his clothes rang suddenly, he took out a light breath, took out his mobile phone and pressed the speakerphone: "Hey, which one ......" His head hit the street again.
Thundered!
"Is it King?" Jace asked cautiously.
"Yes, it's me, tell me something, I'm busy!" Wang Feng slammed his head on the ground and replied casually.
Rumble......
In the headquarters of the Hero Society, Jace, Coulson, Maria and the others were stunned, and various explosions continued to be heard from the computer audio.
Maria hesitated, "King seems to be fighting someone?" ”
"Possibly." Jace's eyes lit up, "The weirdo appeared near King's house, maybe King has already taken action after realizing it, and is now eliminating the weirdo." ”
"What are you muttering? Be louder, I'm very noisy here, and I can't hear you. Wang Feng's shouting voice came from the screen.
Jace shouted into the microphone, "King, there is a tiger-level monster near your house, and the association hopes that you can take action to eliminate the monster......"
"There's a weirdo near me?"
Wang Feng was startled, it turned out that the strange person in the alarm just now appeared near his house.
Jace and they looked at each other, wasn't King fighting what they thought was a weirdo?
"What kind of weirdo?" He was nervous, estimating the remaining energy of the cards, uh, there wasn't much left, it was dark in the middle of winter, and he was in bad luck.
"For the time being, I can't be sure, but the strange man is continuing to destroy the streets of Dongcheng, causing smoke and dust to fly, and the strange man is very cunning, hiding in it, making it impossible to distinguish his face."
"Dongcheng? Destroying the streets? ”
Wang Feng was stunned, why did he sound like talking about himself? When I looked up, the smoke was flying, obscuring the sky and the moon, and he couldn't see the surroundings clearly, and I wiped it, just like the weird scene described by Jace.
"Did the weirdo break holes in the streets?" He asked tentatively.
"Yes, the entire street has been almost completely destroyed, and the disaster has reached the level of a tiger."
Wang Feng was silent for a moment, and said faintly: "You guys withdraw from the surveillance, the weirdos won't destroy the streets anymore......" He felt that the power in his body was draining, and there was no longer any need to actively use skills to consume energy.
"Huh? Could it be king...... You've eliminated the weirdos? Jace was surprised.
“……”
Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, embarrassed to tell Jace that the so-called weirdo was him.
"Thank you Mr. King for working for the safety of the people, and the heroes of our association should learn from Mr. King's spirit and put the safety of the people and the elimination of disasters in the first place......
Not speaking is acquiescence, Jace thought.
Wang Feng: "Uh......" Jace's praise made his old face redden.
"Thank you again for your dedication and have a good night."
Seeing that Wang Feng had not spoken, Jace thought that Wang Feng was bored, so he hung up the call very "sensibly".
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Inside the Hero Guild Headquarters.
Jace laughed, "The weirdos have been eliminated, Maria, please check." ”
"Okay."
Maria tuned the video near the streets of the East Side, the rumbling sound had disappeared, and the dust was gradually dissipating, and the figures in the dust had disappeared.
"Report to the Deputy Minister, the strange man has disappeared, but the body of the strange man cannot be found."
"Huh? How so? Jace frowned, puzzled.
"Well, it's normal to not find the body, you forgot what King's trick is?" Coulson smiled.
Maria and Jace's eyes lit up, and they said in unison, "Purgatory Peerless Burst Heat Wave Cannon!?" ”
"That's right, it is rumored that when this move comes out, anything that stands in its way will be wiped out, and it is estimated that the strange man has been scattered with the wind." Coulson pushed his glasses, and the blonde was attractive.
"Okay, worthy of the king." Jace laughed, "Quick, send out a notice to the residents of City M that the weirdos have been eliminated. ”
"I'll do it right away."
Maria stroked her short dark green hair, and a smile also rose on her pretty face.
"Well, now that the weirdos have been eliminated, then I'll go back to sleep, the signs of weird people's activities have been getting more and more frequent recently, and I'm tired to death."
Coulson stretched, turned and left the war room.
Maria reconnected to the M City Alarm Notification and notified the citizens in a sweet voice: "Attention M City residents, please note M City residents, the tiger-level monster that appeared in the East City of M City has been eliminated by the S-Class Hero King, and the East City is safe, please rest assured ......"
Wang Feng was thinking about how to make up for the fault of destroying the street at home, when he suddenly heard the alarm notice and was stunned.
"It's a joke...... It's so big. ”
He became a "weirdo" and a "hero", one person played two roles, and the most important thing was to return fame and fortune! It's like a joke!