Seeing the truth in adversity, this is not necessarily the most appropriate between Liu Bei and Liu Xiaobao, the two uncles and nephews, but it must not be an exaggeration. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Liu Xiaobao clearly remembers what kind of mood he was in when he first received his salary from the Sharpgun Internet café nearly three years ago, so of course, he will not forget how depressed he was when he happily jumped all the way back home to get the money, and learned that the first salary was about to be spent before he had time to plan.

“… That's it, if I hadn't been sealed by drugs at the time, I don't remember what kind of person he was, I would have killed him! I won't spend a full 500 cosmic coins to inject him with rabies seedlings! ”

Although Yao Tuan didn't say anything in the face of Liu Xiaobao, who was very excited, his face was full of the meaning of 'isn't it five hundred yuan', which made Liu Xiaobao embarrassed to continue to talk about it, so he explained casually and cut back to the topic.

"Don't think I'm picking, you don't know what five hundred yuan meant to me at that time, just like five barrels of glacial water from Penglai Star Ageless Spring are as precious as a desert traveler... So you said that I could be wrong about this scar on his hand! ”

Yao Binglan expressed her understanding and summarized the general situation in her heart.

The ins and outs of the matter are probably like this, on the day Liu Xiaobao received his first salary, his uncle Liu Bei had an unpleasant confrontation in a narrow alley because he was drunk and a little pug was fighting each other because of traffic problems.

Traffic problems that occur in the case of language barriers generally rise to the stage of violence, and this time is no exception, although the pug is small, which one can be matched by a drunk! The result was naturally that Liu Bei was completely defeated, and his hand was bitten, not to mention that the perpetrator had not been left, and finally Liu Xiaobao had to spend 500 cosmic coins to inject him with rabies seedlings, so that Liu Xiaobao's memory was so vivid that he could see through Liu Bei's identity just by looking at his hands...

Among them, the plot was full of ups and downs, and Yao Tuan couldn't get enough of it, wondering if it would be good to go back and look over Liu Xiaobao's past, and see if there were any interesting things she didn't know about in addition to some angry flowers and plants.

But even so, Yao Binglan still has her questions.

"There are a lot of people in this world who have been bitten by dogs, and the scars will change over time, if you look away, do you think it is really face-saving for us to say these trivial household chores in front of a Russian? You must have some other basis than scars, right? ”

Yao Binglan felt that she was nervous enough, and she wouldn't ignore things she didn't believe that Liu Xiaobao, a slut-level guy, would not think of it.

"Absolutely. First of all, I clearly know that even if I look away, it will not cause us any substantial trouble, and besides, you don't know who I am, I am not 100% sure that I will spend my brain cells thinking of cuckolds to provoke this product? But I have to say that my uncle really impressed me today, I have been pooping and peeing on his head for so long, and there are no outsiders around, he can still bear it, this undercover agent is very professional! ”

Liu Xiaobao slapped his hand on Liu Bei's shoulder seemingly casually as he spoke, but in fact, he used a small hand, Liu Bei could accept the move or not, but if Liu Xiaobao did it for him, he would not be able to use this hand for half a month.

Liu Bei has more than one way to crack Liu Xiaobao's trick, even if he can't crack it, it is not very difficult to dodge, but whether it is cracked or avoided, it will mean that he has admitted his undercover identity.

Liu Xiaobao is still not sure what Liu Xiaobao's way is, besides, his identity is special, and he doesn't want anyone other than Marshal Guan Bu to know where he is, so Liu Bei didn't hide, but just made a stunned face, as if he didn't know what plane Liu Xiaobao was engaged in at all.

"Don't pretend, Liu San mole, the scar may be a coincidence, someone else may also have three moles on their hands, but I don't believe that these two coincidences can be a coincidence, and it is very unfortunate that your eyes have not done any technical treatment, the eyes are the window of the soul, uncle, you can't fool me."

“… Heh, you are really my dearest nephew, when you go to this kind of place, remember to find a hat for Lao Tzu, remember it clearly with your five hundred yuan, do you want to return you? ”

Since you can't pretend it, you don't have to pretend, Liu Bei has been putting up with Liu Xiaobao for a long time, and when he said it, he suddenly felt a lot more happy, and he didn't want Liu Xiaobao to choke him back again.

"Okay, as if someone thinks a lot of money."

As soon as Liu Bei said that, Liu Xiaobao's serious rhythm and cheap look suddenly made him angry, and he sneered: "Nephew, you are still a little cuter than in the previous three years." ”

Liu Xiaobao completely ignored his emotions, and sighed with great emotion: "Uncle, no matter how cute I am, I'm not as cute as Sharapova!" ”

Liu Bei was speechless, he was drunk and dreamed of death in the past three years, Liu Xiaobao was not idle, he soaked in the snack street all day long, and the basic skills of fighting and picking other people's lives have already been practiced, Sharapova's trick is released, Liu Bei can't admit it, otherwise who knows what kind of moth this little bastard with a bright smile will use the topic to play.

"How did you get here?"

"Tell me how you got here."

"Lao Tzu is your uncle!"

"Respect for the elders, so you say it first!"

"Nima!"

"My mom is your sister-in-law!"

"I..."

"Your mother is my grandmother, you can't use her old man to sigh!"

"I don't want to use my mother to sigh, don't rush to answer!"

"Oh!"

"Oh, you're sister!!"

"Bei Bei hates it when people tell me about your sister, be careful if I don't pay attention to what I say, she makes you can't stop!"

“… I really don't know what that guy is thinking in his head, what has he taught you in the past three years, what kind of method can be used to turn a hooligan into a scoundrel with routines and qualifications, and a scoundrel! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you say it first!"

"I... Let's talk about it first, after leaving Chengdu, I found Marshal Guan Bu through secret channels, and there was a chance to enter the dungeon, he asked me if I would like to come and be an undercover agent to lurk down to collect intelligence, I think this is isolated, here for the rest of my life to avoid seeing you little bastard upset, so I didn't think I came, I didn't expect you to come, this is our uncle and nephew fate is not over? ”