016 The coach position was robbed
In the lower leagues, Jiangshan has almost zero exposure, and apart from local media attention, there is no second media coverage.
However, the team's attendance was full, and the stadium with a capacity of 6,300 people came, and people from several nearby villages came, and many fans entered the stadium to stand and watch the game. The lively scene made Jiangshan inexplicably proud, and German football has a large audience and an equally large fan base.
Da Du Du...... On the edge of the course, orchestral music is played, and the village band often plays on the course, which becomes a special sight.
Countless fans are wondering, "What about the manager?" Why is there no manager of the team? ”
"Oh my God, that little guy is the head coach of the team." An uncle who looked like Marx roared, "Is Hope crazy? I even invited children to teach. ”
The fans reacted and began to boo.
The game was boycotted by the fans before it started, and Jiangshan was the first one.
He's also helpless! The villagers watched the live game more and rarely watched it through the live broadcast, and they didn't pay attention to the team's press conference, and only now did they react.
Thomas's pale face was even paler, did Jiang Shan tease the women of good families in the village? The fans seem to look down on him?
"What do you see? No matter how you look at it, it's more handsome than you. Jiang Shan snorted coldly, "They must be booing you." ”
Thomas "......"
"It seems that I am not close enough to the people in normal times, and I will have to go to the village more often in the future." Slander. As the head coach of the largest sports club in the village, few people know him? What kind of head coach to be?
However, he knew that only by constantly winning games could he gain the support of the fans, no, the villagers.
"It's up to you!" Jiang Shan looked at the Karlsruhe amateur team and felt pity.
The starters of both sides came out, and the villagers broke out in boos again, there were too many unfamiliar faces, not close to the people at all, several people were young people, I didn't know them! It wasn't until the start of the game that the villagers settled down and turned to cheering for the players.
The 4 young people brought by Jiangshan all started the game, and as soon as they opened, they went down to the mountain and rushed forward.
With a few passes and transitions from the back to the front, the threat rises sharply.
First, Draff received the ball and gave it to Hitzsperberger in front of him, who glanced at it and passed it to Schweinsteiger on the run.
Schweinsteiger took a few steps, crossed diagonally to the side of Didic, Didick went down, knocked horizontally, Kuranyi suddenly appeared, faced the goalkeeper, and bocce the ball.
The ball was quick, the ball was fast, and Kuranyi's shot was not tricky, just the time. It's like a friend who doesn't want to meet again, I met, I volleyed, and it was a mess.
In less than a minute of the opening game, the first wave of attacks, a few simple passes, goals, and cakes.
Jiang Shan looked at his watch, it was very good, and the tactical arrangement was played. took advantage of the opening and caught the opponent off guard, and completed a wave of attacks in less than 30 seconds after the opening.
The whole Karlsruhe amateur team was confused, what was going on? So fast-paced? The Bundesliga teams are so powerful. Isn't German football a tough battle?
The country does not play cards according to common sense!
1:0, relaxed and unexpected. The fans even forgot to cheer.
Kuranyi scored his first goal of the season and ran wildly to celebrate, only to find that no one had responded, and his face was embarrassed with capital letters.
Thanks to his quick reaction, he rushed to Jiangshan's position as soon as possible, and then picked up Jiangshan awkwardly, it's really heavy! I almost twisted to my small waist.
Then, when it was all about to kick off again, the fans finally reacted and started cheering and celebrating the goal. Slow three beats, the soul is light!
Karlsruhe Amateurs finally relented and started to attack, but every time they pushed closer to Hoffenheim's midfield, they struggled to make an inch.
Under the joint strangulation of Hitzelsperger and Draff, no flies could fly. In the 433 lineup arranged by Jiangshan, the midfield trio Schweinsteiger convex forward, almost half of the front midfield, and the other two are in the back, and the defense is double insurance.
Steal, Draff's specialty, he didn't dare to stick to the ball, and transferred it to Schweinsteiger as soon as possible. As long as he sticks to the ball, he will definitely be scolded by the country and delay the fighter.
Schweinsteiger was in a good position, with no one around, observing the position of his teammates, again to the flank, to the feet of Kuranyi.
Kuranyi cut down the middle, and Dorante in the centre-forward position squeezed the opposition centre-back combination with his body.
The opportunity presented itself again, but Dorante couldn't get his foot right and hit the crossbar straight out of bounds.
Bang! The ball hits Uncle Marx not far away. His name is Mateo, a native of Hoffenheim, a 40-year Hoffenheim fan, and age is a must-have for a beep.
Mateo didn't pay attention, his nosebleed broke out, but he held the ball tightly in his arms and was in a good mood. The team is sharp in attack, and as long as it is maintained, promotion is expected this year.
"I said that as long as the team is promoted to the first division, I will run around the village......"
The game has long since evolved into a half-court offensive and defensive drill. Jiangshan was a little depressed, and the defensive counterattack and chain defense tactics that he had finally adjusted were completely useless.
However, half-court offensive and defensive drills are also part of regular training, and now it seems that the effect is still okay.
The players are constantly interspersed with movements, and although there are mistakes, they do not cause serious consequences, which is good for their confidence and tactical understanding.
In less than 20 minutes, the team was already leading 2:0, and Jiang Shan was happy to relax and calmly returned to the coach's seat.
"Uh......" Jiang Shan squatted down awkwardly, "Little sister, this seems to be my place." In his coaching seat, there was a little girl with freckles in her teens, eating popcorn.
"Uncle. My name is Anna, and I came with my mom to see the Sinsheim Automotive Museum. Then she was lost. The little girl muttered, and popcorn kept stuffing it into her mouth.
Uncle? Jiang Shan's face twitched unnaturally, is Lao Tzu younger than your mother, okay? He held back his frustration, "No, no, I mean, the place you're sitting in right now is mine." Do you understand? ”
He was also worried that he was not proficient in German and deliberately spoke it slowly.
"There's no other place." The little girl blinked and looked around, "There was no one here just now, and the location is quite comfortable." ”
Thomas and the substitutes next to him were happy, and the coach who looked fierce couldn't even fight the little girl? The gentlemanly manners of England are too inferior.
Fans not far away laughed and called friends to support the little girl's brave coach.
Jiangshan is helpless, teaching in Huo Village, it is necessary to be close to the people, and you can't throw children out, right? In the spirit of not suffering a loss, he grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed some into his mouth depressedly.
Fresh back on the sidelines, Didick scored another goal. 3:0。 Fantastic start.
Jiang Shan pointed to the sky with one hand, stretched out three fingers, non-mainstream and cool, and stuffed the remaining popcorn into his mouth with the other hand, his mouth bulging, revealing a few "buckteeth".
The unique shape of killing Matt instantly caused the fans at the scene to laugh again.
"This guy is quite interesting."
"Haha...... He's the coach and his position has been robbed! ”
Many fans spontaneously applauded, and the reporter also froze the celebration picture just now.
At halftime, Jiang Shan saw that Anna didn't seem to have the intention of going to the bathroom, and it seemed that the coach position could not be snatched back.
In the second half, Jiang Shan looked at the position and shook his head helplessly, it doesn't matter if the little girl holds her pee, don't get wet with my coaching position...... However, Hoffenheim's goal was like flowing water, and it was hearty and hearty.
Kuranyi scored a hat-trick, Diddick scored twice, Dorant also scored a goal and the three strikers scored six.
And that's not all, Schweinsteiger and full-back Kai added the icing on the cake, scoring one goal each, and the final score was fixed at 8:0, a bloody and crazy victory. The Karlsruhe amateur team is completely numb, who would have wanted to slaughter in the first game?