"Honestly?"

Lin Qingyi's eyes rolled, and she began to think about what questions to ask, she had already thought about the dirty questions she had seen in the past at this time.

The sailors in the live broadcast room also began to be active, as if they were playing a game with Jay Qin and winning.

Private whisperer: "Truth? This one is not bad either! First brother, quickly ask the fat brother at what age he didn't pee his pants! ”

Rough man Zi Yueyao: "Fat brother, did you smack ** for the first time?" ”

It's not strange to see God: "Upstairs, this is a pure live broadcast room, please use civilized language!" ”

Rough man Zi Yueyao: "Why am I not pure?" Bang Bang is being slapped back and forth, I just want to know if the fat guy has masochistic tendencies! ”

Meng Shao: "That makes sense, fat brother, how many seconds did it take you to answer when you were first snapped?" ”

Feizhou old horse "Wo Ri! This is looking down on the fat brother, although the fat brother is fat, it doesn't mean that there is no ah, you can still hold on for a minute, right? ”

Meng Shao: "You upstairs are too dirty!" I'm talking about pop! Slap is swatting flies, when the flies bite you, snap, slap in the face, the mosquito is dead, it's over! Do you use a minute, isn't it, a chain of gossip? This is masochism! ”

“……”

Lin Qingyi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, it was not just crazy, it was crazy, she thought about it and decided that it was not too difficult for Jay Qin, otherwise, it would be too fierce at the beginning, who else would play in the back?

So, Lin Qingyi clapped his hands and signaled everyone to be calm: "Classmate Qin Jielun, what is the most desperate thing you have experienced recently?" ”

"The most desperate thing?"

Qin Jielun pondered and meditated, and after a while, he had a painful expression on his face.

"Holy! No wonder there is a saying that life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and the fat brother's face has changed too quickly, right? ”

"The highest level of acting is to deceive yourself!"

"Only I think the fat brother's expression is lit up at this time, is it suitable to make an emoji?"

Finally, Jay Qin's feelings were brewing, and he said with a sad face: "When I think of the experience of that day, I don't want to live anymore!" It was she who filled me with deep despair about the world, why are there so many routines in life? ”

"It all started when I picked up a fruit machine at noon......

"Picked up a fruit machine?"

"The fruit machine exploded when you picked it up?"

Jay Qin is naturally suitable for storytelling: "There is a photo of a big head sticker on the back of the fruit machine, implying that the owner is a beautiful woman with big eyes, I just finished reading the photo, and the owner called!" ”

"Oh, I see, fat brother, are you struggling with whether to pay it back or not?"

"Nothing! If you look at Fat Brother's reward list, there are more than 10,000 Huaxia coins here, and when you love to play, you have smashed no less than 100,000 Huaxia coins, and you will definitely not be so entangled because of a fruit machine of several thousand yuan! ”

"After I confirmed that I was the owner, I agreed to find a place to return the phone to her." Jay Qin continued to say slowly in a deep voice: "So I hung up the phone, and I waited at a nearby café...... Finally, ten minutes later, the owner came......"

"Fat brother, did you feel deeply disappointed when you saw the owner himself? This is actually normal, there is a camera in this world called Beauty Camera, a kind of witchcraft called ps, don't say that ugly girls become beauties, even men can turn you into women! ”

"It's the fat guy! Just accept your fate! The p you made an appointment with, you have to finish it with tears! Hahaha! ”

"That's it! What you said upstairs makes a lot of sense, turn off the lights, in fact, it's all the same, so what's so beautiful and ugly? ”

After listening to Jay Qin's story, Lin Qingyi basically understood what happened to Jay Qin in combination with the analysis of the barrage crowd.

Isn't it just to pick up a fruit machine, and then see that the big head sticker on the body is a beauty, and then I was tempted, so I agreed to return the phone to others, but when the beauty herself came, Jay Qin found that there was a gap between the head sticker on the phone and the owner.

So, Lin Qingyi comforted: "Jay Qin, what a big deal!" You didn't mean to return the phone because the owner was a beautiful woman, did you? ”

Jay Qin stubbornly retorted: "No! First brother, after you listen to me, it's not that the owner is ugly, but that she is very beautiful! ”

"Oh my God! I thought about what the fat brother had experienced, and the owner should be 'him', right? When you open the room and go to bed, he pulls out what you want to take out and presses you to the bed xxoo? ”

"Holy! There is a big ** beauty under the skirt, this is the most cute! ”

"At this time, please allow me to introduce the fat brother to Shencheng Hepatic and Sausage Hospital, and care for your chrysanthemum!"

Xiaoyuan is a female white-collar worker, she is the first time to use the yige browser, and it is also the first time to watch the live broadcast, she initially saw that there were millions of people watching in the live broadcast room, and she was also very puzzled, until she began to pay attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room, and was suddenly amazed: "There are so many funny comparisons in this live broadcast room!" But...... It seems to be full of fun, too! ”

However, she was also very curious about what the fat man in the live broadcast room encountered, and she had a thoughtful expression on her face: "This method of telling seems to be similar, faintly like the opening I saw in the post bar, could it be that this dead fat man is pretending?" Is he writing? ”

At this time, Jay Qin continued: "As soon as I saw that the owner of the machine was really a beauty, I wiped the fruit machine and returned it to the beauty. ”

"It's as simple as that? Fat brother, shouldn't you ask for contact information at this time? ”

"The upstairs is too young, just now the fat brother said that he used this mobile phone to answer the phone, and he must have saved the mobile phone number!"

"So what? What's next? ”

Jay Qin continued: "The beauty insisted on inviting me to dinner, I thought to myself, it is the duty of every citizen to return the lost property, of course I politely refuse!" ”

"Fat brother, this is a good impression in the hearts of beauties!"

"Load! You're pretending! Fat brother, you have a good hand and want to indulge! ”

"Fat brother thinks it's not enough to just eat!"

Jay Qin said embarrassedly: "I have repeatedly refused, but the beauty is too enthusiastic......"

"So you went? You animal! ”

"Fat brother, you tell us, did you secretly record a small video? It's unacceptable! Send it out quickly, verify that it is deleted behind you, and this incident should not have happened! ”

"Wait! I think this is the beginning of the tragedy of the fat brother, is there any kind of disease that you have? ”

Qin Jielun narrowed his eyes: "...... Finally, we went to an elegant western restaurant, during the banquet, the beautiful owner ordered a lot of delicious food, and also took two bottles of red wine......"

"Western restaurant? That's a lot of fun! ”

Jay Qin covered his face in pain: "However, at this time, the tragedy finally happened!" Halfway through eating, the beautiful owner said she wanted to go to the bathroom and asked me to help look at her bag...... And then, and then she never came back! ”

"I'll go! This is the classic urine escape of the fat brother! ”

"Fat brother, I want to calculate the area of your psychological shadow at that time!"

"It's not a loss! Didn't that beauty leave her bag in the care of the fat brother? ”

"Upstairs is forced not to lose, if I guess correctly, this Western meal is more than 10,000!"

Jay Qin nodded: "Sailors guessed right!" When the waiter asked me to pay, I glanced at the bill, and it was 130,000! ”

"What about the bag? Beautiful women's bags are usually famous brands, right? You must have brought your wallet with you when you go out, right? ”

Qin Jielun seemed to recall something unspeakable, and said with some hesitation: "That bag is a knock-off that buys and sells dozens of yuan on the treasure, and there is nothing in the bag - except for a piece of paper, which reads: You are really a good person!" ”

"You're such a nice guy! Deal 10,000 critical damage! ”

"Hahaha! Allow me to laugh three times! This beauty has a deep routine! ”

"This wine holder is amazing! A goblin who has cultivated for thousands of years! ”

"Fat brother, this is to use the way of others to govern his body, I just want to say: Who does the sky spare!"

"Through the story of the fat brother, I have summed it up: Rationally stay away from the wine tray!"

Lin Qingyi felt that Jay Qin was a classic case, so he patted Bai Nen's palm and said: "I will also add two points, when you are dating you, please take a serious look at yourself, whether you are handsome enough to eat, if not, then you can use it to eat!" ”

At this time, Tang Jiao sent a colorful barrage and began to laugh: "Hahaha! Jay Qin, you also have today! Was it cool to lie to the old lady in the first place? ”