Chapter 294: Teacher, You're Wrong! 【2nd Update】
Actually, what these students said is also right.
In their opinion, or in other words, in the eyes of the writing method that the Chinese teacher once taught them, this sentence written by Lin Ye is completely a nonsense of "drawing snakes and adding feet"!
However, hearing what the classmates said, Mr. Zhou slapped the table, coughed and said, "How can you understand this sentence after a glance or two?" ”
Saying that, Teacher Zhou also deliberately glanced at Lin Ye, then pretended to be an "expert" and began to say analytically: "Lin Ye used such a sentence, if you slowly experience it, you will feel a kind of loneliness. What kind of loneliness is it? ”
"There was actually nothing outside the yard, except for the date trees and the date trees. There's a sense of loneliness in it. When the reader sees two trees outside the yard, one is a jujube tree, he must think that there is something else outside the yard, but there is none, and the rest is still a jujube tree. It's monotonous, it's lonely. This feeling of loneliness, if expressed as "there are two trees outside the yard", will definitely not be able to achieve it......"
The students in the classroom, when they heard this, were a little dumbfounded.
No way?
Such a sentence can be analyzed so much by a Chinese teacher.
This Nima is really more difficult than reading comprehension!
When Lin Ye heard this, he was also stunned, he really didn't expect that this article could be analyzed so much by the Chinese teacher when he wrote it himself.
"Alas! This simple sentence can also be understood like this...... Cattle! However, this is a disease, and it must be cured! ”
Not to mention anything else, Lin Ye really didn't think that when "Mr. Lu Xun" wrote this sentence, he really had so many deep meanings, most of which were added and speculated by later literati and teachers, in fact, this is also a great distortion and irresponsibility for the original author.
However, Mr. Zhou seemed to have become more and more addicted to the analysis, and continued to say honestly: "In addition, this sentence also shows that it is dissatisfied with this loneliness. I think that Lin Ye must be hoping for new social phenomena to appear, hoping that 'other trees' will appear, but no, Lin Ye is looking forward to ......"
"! How can there be so many meanings? ”
"Awesome...... When the teacher said that, it really seems to mean that! ”
"Convinced! I was really convinced, I didn't expect Lin Ye to be able to write such depth. ”
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Reading comprehension is actually a lot of fun.
Because, no matter how you analyze it, the sentences of the article are there, and you can add all kinds of associations and guesses, and in the end, even different people can interpret the completely opposite meaning.
However, in fact, as long as you follow the logic of the analyst, it seems that it is really the same thing, and even a punctuation mark will give you eight functions......
And at this time, in the distant provincial capital, the college entrance examination proposition group.
On the side of the language group, the title of the paper has been thoroughly given, and the most difficult reading comprehension has also passed the review and is determined to be Lin Ye's "Autumn Night".
At this time, it happened that several Chinese teachers were holding sample papers and answers, muttering and discussing and analyzing.
One of them, pointing to the first question of reading comprehension, said with satisfaction, "Okay! This first question is to analyze the intention and function of the author of the first sentence, and I also think this first sentence is quite interesting......"
Another person immediately answered: "As far as semantics itself is concerned, the author's emotional factors and modal conditions are already expressed in the first sentence of this opening sentence. You see, I also agree with the answer given by the audit team! ”
If Lin Ye or any of the students in the third (2) class of high school were here at this time, they would be surprised to find that this standard answer was actually the same as the eight or nine analyzed by Teacher Zhou in class!
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However, at this time, in the classroom of the third (2) class of high school, Teacher Zhou was still talking to the first sentence of Lin Ye's essay, and the students couldn't help but marvel one by one.
What the teacher says is authority!
Since even the teacher has analyzed it like this, this essay written by Lin Ye must have such a connotation!
"Yeko! You are so awesome, this is the first time I have seen you, you only write one sentence, and you can make Mr. Zhou analyze it for more than ten minutes......"
Zhang Yang also smacked his mouth and gave Lin Ye a thumbs up.
However, Lin Ye smiled awkwardly and politely, and then couldn't help but raise his hand to interrupt Teacher Zhou, shouting, "No! Teacher Zhou, you are wrong. ”
"Huh?"
Teacher Zhou was talking about happiness, but Lin Ye was so big, so he frowned, put the scroll on the podium, and asked Lin Ye, "Am I wrong?" Lin Ye, tell me, where did I make a mistake? Could it be that you don't have such a deep meaning when you write this sentence? ”
"That's right! Mr. Zhou, I think you're just thinking too much. ”
Facing Teacher Zhou's questioning, Lin Ye said concisely.
"What? What do you mean to think too much? You ......"
was so angry by Lin Ye's words that Teacher Zhou felt heartache, but he was busy checking information all night last night before he came to these conclusions!
As a result, the results of one night were actually said by Lin Ye to be "thinking too much", which was simply a little difficult for him to accept.
If someone else said this, Mr. Zhou could simply ignore it, and even refute that the other party was talking nonsense, but Lin Ye was the author of this essay himself, so this is ...... Embarrassed.
"You say, classmate Lin Ye, if you don't mean what I said about this, then why did you write this?" Teacher Zhou suppressed the anger in his heart and calmed down and said.
"Because ......"
Lin Ye said as a matter of course, "Because there are really two jujube trees in front of my house!" ”
Burst!
Lin Ye's words made the whole class feel like vomiting blood.
"Yes, yes, yes...... Teacher, I can testify. At the door of Yezi's house, there are indeed two jujube trees. Zhang Yang also shouted.
"However, even if there are really two date trees in front of your house. If that weren't for the intentions of my analysis...... Why do you write separately like this, when you can write directly that there are two jujube trees, why do you write separately that one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree? ”
Teacher Zhou, who was unwilling, continued to ask.
"The reason is very simple!"
Lin Ye spread his hands and said helplessly, "Of course, there is a very important reason for writing like this, make up the number of words!" Whoever made this damn essay require more than 800 words, I'm afraid the word count won't be enough, so make up a little bit when you can make up the word count! ”
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Burst!
Lin Ye's reason really made Teacher Zhou's old blood almost angry.
The whole class was also amused by Lin Ye's words and couldn't help laughing, make up the number of words, you can figure it out!
Zhang Yang even gave Lin Ye a thumbs up in admiration on the side and said, "Yezi, you are really amazing." For the second time in my life, I felt disillusioned, and I couldn't face reading comprehension anymore......"
Hearing Zhang Yang's different praise, Lin Ye asked curiously, "Second disillusionment?" Old sheep, what was the reason for your first disillusionment? ”
"Hey!"
Thinking of the feeling of disillusionment for the first time in his life, Zhang Yang sighed even more sentimentally, "The first time was when I found out...... It turns out that when those beautiful girls have to too, I feel disillusioned with life......"
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【2nd Update】
You can comment and talk about the first time you felt a sense of disillusionment in life, when was it?
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