Chapter 35: Oh, man
How do I always feel that this place I have been to before?
Mo Ninglong squinted his eyes and looked at the Golden Arches restaurant next to him.
This seems to be the third time I've seen it.
Obviously, it was taken according to the memory.
"Woo~" (the shoveler is lost again)
Bai's voice was very low, but Mo Ninglong still heard it.
Mo Ninglong, who was embarrassed, blushed.
White: "Meow" (don't ask for directions, I'm afraid I'm not a fool)
"No road race, no road race, believe it or not, I cut off your yogurt?" Mo Ninglong couldn't help but exclaim.
Shiro immediately shut up, but his smiling eyes revealed a few words all the time: stupid mortal
So that's it.
Mo Ninglong asked Bai, "So do you know how to go?" ”
Bai was confused.
How could she possibly know how to go.
But at least she knows the way home! Because there's a breath. (Mo Ninglong: Nonsense, I know it too, and I don't rely on breath!! )
Mo Ninglong walked past a fruit shop.
Bai suddenly rolled his eyes.
Wow, the smell of durian! She's poisoned, first aid! First aid!
Shiro, whose sense of smell was stimulated, couldn't even find his way home now.
Mo Ninglong rolled his eyes, and after thinking about it, there was only one way to go.
He looked at the passer-by who was standing in front of the red light and bowing his head to play with his phone.
Mo Ninglong walked over and patted the other party's shoulder gently: "This gentleman, I'm very sorry to disturb you." ”
The man turned his head, looked at Mo Ninglong's clothes and appearance, and asked suspiciously, "Sakura people?" ”
"Huh?"
Mo Ninglong lowered his head and looked at the clothes on his body.
Isn't this Hanfu?
Although there are some traces of the current change.
Why are you called Sakura people???
There must be a misunderstanding.
Mo Ninglong, who thought of it like this, immediately explained: "This gentleman, I am not from Sakura Country, I am an authentic Celestial Empire." ”
I thought that this would clear up the misunderstanding, but who knew that the other party's face changed, and his face was disgusted: "I'm embarrassed to call myself a Celestial Empire?" Wearing a kimono when I go out, I really feel ashamed as a member of the Celestial Empire, I really don't understand your generation very well, I don't like the culture of my own motherland but like other countries, in case of war, I must be a traitor. ”
Mo Ninglong listened quietly, and the kind smile on his face gradually disappeared.
What made him feel cold was that there were passers-by around him.
"Pathetic."
Mo Ninglong just spit out two words indifferently.
He didn't want to say anything anymore, he turned and left.
But passers-by didn't let him, he stopped Mo Ninglong and said: "Traitor, take off your clothes and leave, I feel ashamed if you don't feel ashamed." ”
"Oh, man."
Mo Ninglong saw the lust in the other party's eyes.
I have to say that the other party's courage is really big.
It's just this kind of unreasonable demand, and the people on the side, both men and women, are actually coaxing: "Yes, take it off, it's a shame for the ancestors!" ”
"It's sad, it's sad, it's ridiculous."
Mo Ninglong put Bai down, flicked his long sleeves and showed his clothes to everyone: "You can't even tell the difference between a kimono and a Hanfu, are embarrassed to say that you are from the Celestial Empire?" ”
"Hanfu?"
Passers-by were visibly panicked, and it seemed that they had indeed admitted their mistake.
However, he looked at the passers-by who were still coaxing, and after gaining courage, he said: "What kind of Hanfu, quibble, how can there be such a costume in the Celestial Empire, and the cheongsam is what the people of the Celestial Empire should wear." ”
Mo Ninglong smiled disdainfully: "Cheongsam? It's just a cultural product of the Manchurians, and the fifty-six nationalities are one family, and I don't deny that it is the culture of the Celestial Empire, but you say that the Celestial Empire doesn't have the clothes on my body, that's ignorance. ”
"Hanfu, the traditional national costume of the Han nationality, has been inherited for thousands of years and improved by thousands of generations, but you told me that it is not something that the people of the Celestial Empire should wear?"
Mo Ninglong's eyes narrowed, and his voice became more and more gloomy: "Or, all you want is for me to take off my clothes?" ”
Passers-by looked even more flustered than before.
That's right.
A sneer hung on the corner of Mo Ninglong's mouth.
The coaxing bystanders suddenly became dumbfounded and looked at passers-by together.
Under the eyes of everyone, passers-by were vicious, pointing at Mo Ninglong and said: "Strong words, how can I be that kind of well-dressed beast, everyone picked off her clothes, and they will definitely not let him lose the face of my Heavenly Dynasty." ”
"Smack."
Mo Ninglong gave the other party a slap and said, "It's you who are disgraced." ”
"You dare to hit me?"
Passers-by covered their faces and looked at Mo Ninglong in disbelief.
Mo Ninglong rolled her eyes, waved her hand and slapped you again: "I'll beat you what, do you want to say that your mother hasn't beaten you?" ”
"You, you, you......"
Mo Ninglong slapped again: "What are you, do you still want to say a word about Zhuge Villager?" ”
"Do you want to slap me again?"
"Smack!"
Mo Ninglong shook his wrist: "It's the first time I've heard this strange request, for the sake of my good mood, I don't need to thank me." ”
"Don't blame Lao Tzu for beating women!"
As he spoke, the other party rolled up his sleeves and hit Mo Ninglong.
"Smack." Slap into X5
Passers-by were slapped to the ground, and blood spilled from the corners of their red and swollen cheeks.
Mo Ninglong raised his eyebrows: "I'm very sorry, I really didn't expect you to be so weak." ”
"Don't run, wait until I come back and kill you!"
After saying that, the other party turned around and ran.
Mo Ninglong looked at the passers-by who had already fled, and then remembered what he was going to do: "Mom, I forgot to ask for directions." ”
Well, tidy up the little skirt.
Mo Ninglong returned to the appearance of everyone's previous girlfriends.
He smiled and looked around and said, "That, I'm really sorry for being too rough before, after all, Zi said: If you complain with virtue, why should you repay virtue?" Repay grievances with straightforwardness, repay virtue with virtue! ”
Confucius: Someone finally read it all.
Passers-by scattered.
After all, the way Mo Ninglong slapped people before was really terrible.
Mo Ninglong still maintained this smile, but it was a little stiff.
TM's question is so difficult?
At this time, Mo Ninglong is like a plague god, whoever is close to him will avoid him.
And some of the rest of the people who just came, seeing that someone in the former did this, naturally avoided Mo Ninglong in the same way.
Even if Mo Ninglong is very beautiful.
The brain melon seed thief exploded.
These people are really ......
"I have nothing to say." Gently brushing the hair in front of him, Mo Ninglong stood quietly to the side.
Well, I thought of the passerby before saying to let him wait.
Mo Ninglong decided, let's wait for now.
Maybe the other party will call someone after a while.
White: "Meow." (I don't know this shoveler.) )
"Just wait ten minutes, and I'll leave in ten minutes."
Let's hope that person doesn't get too cowardly.