Chapter 367: The Grumpy Thousand Hands Pillar (Please order it all!) )
In Naruto's laughter, the anger in the eyes of the Thousand Hands Pillar scurried upward.
"Hey...... Gremlin...... You're going to eat me, aren't you? ”
There has never been a thousand hands among the pillars who are so irritable as they are now, wanting to beat a person into the air.
It's better to even cut your head and fart by the way!
Naruto straightened up with his stomach in his hands, stared at the Thousand Hands Pillar with a straight face for three seconds, and then subconsciously moved his gaze downward.
When I saw two bulging lumps of flesh.
"Poof!" laughed again.
The face of the first Hokage became more and more gloomy, and he ordered to Senjukuma, "You invented this technique, right?" You're going to find a way to break it for me now...... Otherwise......"
The Thousand Hands Pillar unleashed a resentful death gaze into the Thousand Hands.
The pitch-black little face, because of the forcible stimulation of the intercolumnar cells, has become a little thin, and it looks extremely terrifying.
Thousand hands swallowed saliva, it was the first time he had seen such a broken brother.
Subconsciously glanced at Naruto, who was smiling.
Still laughing...... What a fearlessness is the ignorance......
I hope that my brother will not be allowed to seize the opportunity in the future, otherwise my brother's anger will ......
Thousand Hands shuddered suddenly, and he thought of the day he used the first time he was reincarnated in the soil, and his brother grabbed him into the mountains...... Insist on mating him to the monkey......
It's scary......
Of course, in the end, after he repeatedly promised not to use this ninja, his brother finally let him go......
But he had no doubts if he would rather die...... That day was definitely his last day.
After all, half of the clothes were stripped by the elder brother.
And then what? Today he may have a large group of monkey monkey grandchildren......
Go to TM's Monkey Monkey Sun! The monkey monkey grandson of God TM!
"What's the problem?"
The face of the Thousand Hands Pillar became even darker, and the teeth were together to make a seeping sound.
A thousand hands came back to his senses, and hurriedly promised: "No problem! I'm going to break this ninjutsu! ”
A thousand hands couldn't control their gaze at the "chest (brother)" and moved down......
But his intuition told him that if he looked at it again...... The consequences can be severe!
So hurriedly don't look at Naruto.
For some reason, at this moment, he was a little grateful for Naruto's thoughts.
After all, making his brother ugly has always been his deepest thought buried in his heart.
Thinking of my brother's daughter......
I really wanted to find a place where no one was around, and laughed out loud.
But even if you can't laugh, you can die without regrets now.
The hands between the thousands of hands quickly formed a seal, the speed was extremely fast, and the fingers were windy, "Solution!" ”
The hilarious Naruto looked up from the ground and looked this way.
Nothing happened after three seconds.
The Thousand Hands Pillar used Naruto's words to teach him a lesson to the second Hokage, "You're a pig brain!" Equal to 10 is not only 5+5, not only 4+6, but also 1+9! 2+8! ”
Thousand hands were stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "What do you mean?" ”
The first Hokage replied, "It means that as long as you know the principle of ninjutsu, the mudra can be changed!" ”
Can handprints be changed? How do I not know?
Thousand hands were at a loss.
"Poof!"
Naruto's frozen expression burst into laughter again.
Then he continued to hold his stomach and laughed.
The Thousand Hands Pillar is so annoyed.
Then he demonstrated the handprint of Naruto summoning a thousand hands, "He summoned you with this handprint, you see if you can see anything." ”
Senjukuma reacted the same as the original Hokage, reversing the seal.
And yet nothing happened.
Senju was shocked and couldn't attach, and shouted at Naruto, "You changed my ninjutsu?" ”
Naruto looked up, holding back his laughter for a second, then laughed again.
"Poof! Ha ha! Hahaha! ”
"Don't tease me, let me breathe a sigh of relief, I'm about to be amused to death by you."
The god of the ninja world and his younger brother were taunted......
Thousands of hands suddenly found that the little ghost in front of him was not cute again.
Between the Thousand Hands Pillar: "......"
A Thousand Hands: "......"
At the same time, in the wilderness.
Huge flying squirrel that rolled on the ground several times.
Deidara and Scorpion didn't know why, and they were speechless when they watched.
Deidara: "That...... You don't have a stomachache, do you? What makes you so happy? ”
For a long time, Naruto took a breath, "I suddenly remembered a joke. ”
Then I couldn't help but laugh again.
Deidara wondered, "What joke?" ”
Naruto said perfunctorily, "A ghost ...... fart 'poof' and die!" Hahaha! ”
Then Naruto thrashed the ground and laughed again.
Deidara and the scorpion's indifferent faces: "......"
Eventually, the scorpion came up with an idea: "You should be smaller first and then laugh." ”
Then the giant flying squirrel begins to shrink to the size of a fist at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Deidara carried the flying squirrel into her pocket, ignoring the little flying squirrel who continued to laugh, and the two continued to hurry.
The scorpion said, "It's deliberately playing with the bear, right?" ”
Deidara: "Ah...... Probably so...... But it's been a long break with us, and it's time for it to rest. ”
The conversation between the two fell into Naruto's ears, and he couldn't help but feel a little moved in his heart, but Naruto was quite tired along the way.
So the laughter stopped.
The scorpion rolled his eyes, "Stop laughing?" I'll just say, a ghost, 'poof' farted to death, what's so funny about this story. ”
However, Deidara was suddenly stunned and said in surprise: "Scorpion, you can tell jokes? ”
Then with a "poof" sound, Deidara hugged her stomach and laughed, and her mouth chattered: "Hahahaha, the scorpion can tell jokes, poof?" A bang? I'm laughing to death! Hahahaha......"
Deidara's smile evoked Naruto's newly suppressed smile, and the two of them laughed wildly.
It was a long time when Naruto finally stopped laughing demonically.
At the Daisetsuzan Research Institute, Naruto, Senju Tsuruma, and Senju began to chat again.
Naruto's original intention was to finish the story of the Uchiha clan.
"What do you think about law enforcement agencies like the Ministry of Guards, who use a clan of people? Could it be that your intention was to exclude the Uchiha clan from Konoha? ”
After learning that the Uchiha clan had been wiped out, Senju's expression was a little heavy: "I just arranged for them what they are good at." ”
Naruto retorted, "But if you use your brain, you will think that the high authority is not the person in charge of the village, and this kind of enforcer can easily cause rejection by other people." ”
Senjuma was in a bad mood: "Oh? So what do you have to do? If so, what do you do? ”
Naruto replied, "Law enforcement agencies like the Ministry of Security will inevitably need to include the talents of each group, so that the monopoly will not become more arrogant, nor will the people under control be rejected because of different surnames. ”
Senju Pillar glanced at Naruto unexpectedly, he could feel what Naruto said...... Reasonable......
But he wouldn't say anything, and he wouldn't praise Naruto!
He had already sworn that no matter what chance he had, he would definitely beat up this little guy in front of him!
Senju fell into deep thought, "What do you say...... Kind of makes sense......"
"That'...... How do you think the relationship between the various families in the village should be handled? ”
Naruto smiled, "It's a simple question too...... As long as the family is not regarded as a whole, each person is regarded as a separate whole, so as to eliminate the sense of family and strengthen the rights and interests of individuals. ”
For example, a chestnut: "Rocks and lime water are easy to distinguish when put together, but if you grind the rock into sand and mix the lime and water together, it will form a solid cement." ”
Saying that, Naruto actually used the image to simulate the operation through the layer.
This made Senjutsu and Kazuma, who didn't know what cement was, also understood what Naruto was trying to say.
Falling into deep thought between the thousand hands, the example given by Naruto was vivid and vivid, and it was naturally not difficult to dissect.
When I figured it out, my eyes couldn't help but light up.
"It's kind of interesting...... But the family mentality is deeply ingrained...... I want to break the original family system...... It's not easy, is it? ”