The boy held a card in his hand.

The boy had a jade butterfly in his arms.

The young man's face also has a cute expression, with the more popular paintings on the Internet, the round face is cute, the corners of the mouth are arrogant but not coquettish, the slightly reddened cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the right side of the eyes is full of joy and makes people think about it, and the eyebrows are raised lightly and hide the merit and fame, now please tell me out loud what this expression is!

That's right, it's funny.

To say what the hell is going on, the young man's heart is like being run by 10,000 divine beasts, and he keeps dripping blood.

The young man racked his brains, remembering whether he had offended the Jade Emperor, the Buddha, or God threw himself directly into this ghost place.

In the end, I could only get one conclusion, and sure enough, which god was idle and played with himself, disguised as a beggar brother, gave himself a mallet, and threw himself here.

If you want to say what happened to the young man's liver recently, in a nutshell, it was because the game couldn't fish out of the boat, and he was dealt a card with a disgusting face when he played cards, and he went out in a bad mood, and met a begging brother, and wanted to do something good to increase his character, so he gave this old brother ten yuan.

"Hey! What is this thing, lad? "The old man sat on the side of the middle of nowhere, dressed in a black robe, and with a torch, he was a living FFF team member.

"Money!" The young man was stunned, "Are there any people who don't know money these days?" ”

"So this is the currency of the mortal world." The black-robed man picked up ten dollars and was amazed, making the young man's eyebrows jump.

"Take your time, I'll go first." It is said that wine is intimidating, but at this moment, even a teenager who drank two bottles of beer is a little cowardly. This guy is not a liar, he is probably a terrifying distraction period boss, and it is better to hide from this weak chicken who has no connection to the Dan period.

"Wait!" The black-robed man didn't know that the voices of men and women sounded, "Sit down for me!" ”

The young man touched his head, looked at the fierce eyes of the black-robed man, and still did it.

"The deity has been sitting here for a long time, and you are the only one who is destined!" The black-robed man said proudly, "Today the deity is happy, so I'll talk to you about the legendary god of the deity!" ”

"Can you not listen?" The young man asked weakly.

"Shut up! If it weren't for the sake of popularizing the worldview, would I need to change and sacrifice my cold image? The black-robed man glared at the young man, and said to himself, "Back then, the world was dark, all living beings did not exist, and it was not easy for the deity to think of all living beings. Unexpectedly, perhaps because of the immeasurable merits, the deity inadvertently broke through the legendary realm. It's just that this realm is too high, and I break through by chance, and my every move will have an immeasurable impact on the world, so I can only go to chaos to find a way to suppress the power. ”

"Well, excuse me." The boy asked, "What's your last name?" ”

"The deity is surnamed Pan!"

"I've admired the daimyo for a long time! It turned out to be Brother Pan! ”

"Plate... Elder brother? The corners of the black-robed man's mouth twitched, "Shut up, continue listening!" During this period of traveling through the chaos, a war broke out between the two realms, and you few pit goods joined forces to seal the master of the heavens and all worlds, and the deity remembered that her cultivation was not easy, and she didn't make any big mistakes, so she was rescued, plus the deity could already suppress most of the strength, so she stayed in this realm. ”

"The War of the Two Realms?" The young man looked at the black-robed man with disdain, "Brother Pan, how long has it been since you read fantasy novels?" What is popular now is many of the world! Either there is a big world, where are there two worlds? ”

"Shut up!" The black-robed man was furious, "You say it or I say it!" ”

"You say! You say! The boy laughed haha, shouting angrily in his heart, damn, where did the distraction come from, I won't mess with the goddess of luck today, it's so unlucky!

"Humph!" The black-robed man snorted lightly, although he didn't know men and women, but the young man actually felt that it was quite cute!

It's cute!

Am I hopeless!

"I've got to go," the boy shuddered, "and if I don't go, I'll soon be one of his kind."

"Then I came here, only to find out that it's all in this strange currency." The black-robed man waved the ten yuan in his hand, "I didn't!" So, you know what I'm going to say, right? ”

The young man tilted his head and wondered, "Me! Pangu! Hit the money! Send you an innate spirit treasure! ”

"That's right! Wrong! The black-robed man said angrily, "Am I that kind of god? ”

"What about you?" The boy looked at the approaching black-robed man.

"Here you go, Creation Jade Disk! Ten bucks! ”

"This thing is a Jade Disc of Creation?" The teenager turned out to be a disc, and the smell of paint came straight to his mind. "You don't even have freshly painted plates, do you?"

"This is a treasure! If it's not an acquaintance, I'll give it to him? ”

"No, I don't know you well!"

"There's also a card that seals a powerful one! Only 20 bucks! ”

"No money!"

"I didn't hear you! Say it again? The black-robed man took an axe in his hand.

"Brother Pan! No, Pan Ye! "The boy is about to cry, is my life worth 20 yuan?" I really didn't have any money! ”

"Hey, hey!" The black-robed man put the axe into the sunlight, and a bright light flashed.

"No, I'll show you the way, Brother Pan!" The boy felt sure that this TM was definitely a big guy in the distraction period, and the guy who used the knife for 20 pieces was simply invincible! The boy was in a hurry and lifted the small advertisement on the wall.

"Kidney-selling hotline?"

"Big guy! You are God! ”

"That's right."

"Physical shortcomings, parts, and rebirth are all small things?"

"Of course!"

"That's right!" The young man clapped his hands, "If you sell your kidneys, you can not only make a lot of money, but also save the world, the Buddha has a saying: saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!" ”

"I dare to believe it, he dares to accept it?"

"No, it has nothing to do with believing in Buddhism or not." The young man's head turned rapidly, "The world you created is so beautiful, wouldn't it be a pity if someone hung up without appreciating it!" Now, pick up your phone, make a call, and you'll be able to save them! Let them appreciate the beauty of the world! ”

"Like, that makes sense?"

Then, there is no then.

And then the boy was here.

So, that guy is really Pangu? The boy felt that his three views had been murdered.

Brother Pan gave himself a card, although he didn't know why he was looking for himself, could he really be that hellish destined person?

But here's the card! Card! If you don't guess wrong, according to the routine of the current crossing, it is to randomly draw the golden finger!

Since Brother Pan can throw himself over, the cards he gave can't be any playing cards.

"God forbid, should I wash my face first." The young man turned around and looked around with a strange atmosphere, feeling that it was better to believe in himself, who knows where the big guy had left him.

Moreover, I don't feel like I'm much dark, even if the ship B can't strike the red and white foxes of a naval battle, but at least our poi is good to send the picture.

It's up to you, Pikachu!

Come on! I'm fearless!

The young man was crazy in his heart, and at that moment, he was not fighting alone!

Come on! Behind the young man seemed to sound the roar of the sea, it was the cry of salted fish! Hands flipped violently.

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.

"Rub! Brother Pan! You're not cheating on me, are you? The boy lowered his head and cried, what was the most painful, not to turn to the blue sky and white clouds, after all, there was a trace of comfort in looking at the blue sky and white clouds, but the cards in the young man's hand were nothing!

"It's a ball!" The young man was furious and threw the card away, "Lao Tzu is not playing, waiting for death!" ”

I thought it was a bit too much to trick that guy into selling his kidney, but now it seems that it was too cheap to not let that guy sell every last drop of blood!

The flying cards flew towards the dense forest in front of him at a speed not like a piece of paper, and if it was a normal time, the boy would have been amazed at how his helpless dead fat house could hit a blow with special effects.

However, now immersed in the ancient and evil curses of the African continent, his brain capacity has been reduced to a level close to that of a strange creature that a writing goblin reads 9.

Teenage IQ -1-1-1...

"What a joke!" The boy cheered up, "I still have hope!" I still have discs! ”

With a trembling black hand, he pulled out a disc, just when the boy wanted to verify his European roots again.

Suddenly, there was some movement in the woods.

"Oops!" A crisp loli sound comes to mind, and there is a sound effect of a heavy object falling to the ground.

"Huh?" The boy was shocked, there was someone in that strange woods that looked inexplicable? Sounds like a loli?

In an instant, the young man, who is a gentleman, seems to light up one light bulb after another in his head!

Ideas such as jungle play, dress-up games, and three years of blood earned hovered in my mind for a while.

As for the danger of the woods? You have to understand that male creatures under the domination of Loricon's soul will not have an IQ, well, at least not teenagers.

Teenagers Exploring the ......

In this world, the black-robed man looked at the axe in his hand hesitantly, did he really want to start? Although you can be reborn, you guess it hurts.

Thinking of the way the pit sister mocked herself, the black-robed man was ruthless, didn't it just hurt? I think I was injured at that time! If it weren't for the pit sister who finally helped herself with the Jade Disc of Creation, then I guess I would have finished the game.

But this matter has been ridiculed by that guy and said Now, if this little thing in the mortal world can't be done, it is estimated that his majesty will be gone!

For this beautiful world!

For the majesty of his sister!

"I heard that there is a dick silk who invites someone to eat with two kidneys."

"It's so ruthless!"

Dick, Dick silk?

The black-robed man looked at the two students passing by, and his hands trembled.

"Is that guy still alive now?"

"Even if he lived, his father would have broken his leg."

"Hahahaha!"

The black-robed man blackened, "Candle Dragon!! ”

Nine Heavens, Zixiao Palace

Nuwa, who was guarding the door, suddenly heard a burst of uncontrollable laughter.

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?!" Nuwa pushed open the door and looked at someone the size of a sitting on an auspicious cloud.

"It's fine!" Hongjun held back a smile, since her sister was born, she has been pressing herself everywhere in any aspect, whether it is strength, wisdom, or friends, but now, she was fooled by the candle dragon to sell her kidney!

"Hey, hey! It seems that the method of suppression is still not perfect, just like the candle dragon, most of the energy is used to control the force, and the thinking is a little slow and half a beat. ”

Hongjun thought, no, Candle Dragon's choice is even more exaggerated, he has even given up on himself, when he comes back one day, what mortal is it? Or, the former candle dragon?