Chapter 339: Please Speak Chinese
The insect wave that broke out on Earth this time can be said to be the largest of all planets.
Jiang Feng was also very curious about when the eggs were planted on the earth, and why there were so many of them.
It took nearly a week for the insect monsters and insect mothers in Huaxia to be basically cleaned up.
Now all the masters are concentrated in the Colosseum.
The borders of the country are guarded by officers and soldiers.
Prevent insect monsters from other countries from attacking and coming to China to lay eggs.
At this time, Jiang Feng and a group of people were enjoying food by a large swimming pool in the Colosseum.
A ten-meter-long table filled with food and drinks is a celebration of victory.
Everyone had a lot of fun.
The happiest are Jiang Li and Dust, the two little ones have to ride a dragon.
No, Qingqiu, who dotes on the two little guys, turns into a green dragon and flies in the air.
Ling Feiyu glanced up at the little guy who was having fun, came to Jiang Feng's side with a wine glass and asked, "Feng, do we need to help other countries, no matter how you say it, we are all earthlings!" ”
"No, our diplomats are already ready to answer them, whether they can be saved or not depends on how they talk to the diplomats." Jiang Feng took a sip of red wine and said to Ling Feiyu with a smile.
He remembered the First World War and the Second World War, and many countries made a fortune, especially the United States.
It is precisely because of this that the financial resources of the United States are so abundant, and it has directly become the largest country.
Now, he is also repeating his old tricks, preparing to make a fortune in the country.
Want my friends and men to help kill the insects?
Okay, give the money!
This was Jiang Feng's idea, and he also told the Ministry of Foreign Affairs about this idea.
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Li Fengyi, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
After this insect invasion, their Ministry of Foreign Affairs became busy, and they also raised their eyebrows.
In the past, when we held meetings, we were ridiculed and ridiculed by other countries' diplomats every time.
This time, Li Fengyi took his subordinates from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to a conference hall.
This time, I sat down on the main seat with great confidence, and those subordinates sat aside.
"Xiao Zhang, make me a cup of coffee and get some desserts."
Li Fengyi sat in the main seat and said to the helper beside him.
The assistant nodded and ran out to buy coffee and dessert.
Soon, coffee and dessert were ready.
"Let's have a bite to eat together, and we'll see the diplomatic performances of other countries later." Li Fengyi smiled at everyone.
The three Li Fengyi's subordinates smiled and began to eat.
It can be said that this is the easiest diplomacy they have ever had.
The reason why they are so confident is because there is a Jiang Feng and a Colosseum in Huaxia, which is their confidence.
"Minister, diplomatic envoys from various countries have arrived, and I will ask them to wait outside the door as you instruct."
Xiao Zhang Zhu walked in with the document and said to Li Fengyi.
"Well, just let them wait a little longer, we should eat, and if we want to play with our mobile phones, this time we will let go of Lao Tzu and put the shelves bigger!" Li Fengyi said with a smile on his resolute face.
"Well, this time we want to give them a taste of what we waited for before!"
One of his subordinates chimed in, took out his mobile phone, and played a game of elimination.
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Two hours passed.
The meals in the chamber were changed several times.
The dozens of foreign diplomats waiting outside the door were all anxiously waiting.
"Suzuzu~"
Hijimafu's diplomacy is a beauty, she looked anxious at the moment, and at this time, she connected a phone call, "Miss Yoshiko, what are you doing?" The number of deaths in Hijima is still increasing, and for every second you delay, do you know how many people will die? ”
"I'm sorry chief, I haven't seen Huaxia diplomacy yet, they seem to have important things to do!" Hijima fuki diplomacy said aggrievedly.
"No matter what I do, you must invite Jiang Feng over, they will do whatever they ask you to do, even if you sleep with you, you must have no hesitation, don't forget that if the Hijima service is gone, your family will also become food for insect monsters!"
"Doodoo ......"
After saying that, he hung up the phone.
The diplomacy of other countries is also being bombarded with phone calls.
After all, the longer the delay, the more detrimental it will be to their own country, and those countries will naturally urge their own people.
"I've had enough, what's going on with the Huaxia Ministry of Foreign Affairs? Even if it's a funeral, it should be early! ”
The diplomacy of a small country has run out of patience, and it directly yells and even begins to insult China.
"Sorry sir, you can leave!"
As soon as the abusive diplomat finished scolding, Xiao Zhang Zhu and two security guards came over and motioned for the diplomat who had just scolded him to leave.
"Why let me go, I'm diplomatic, you can't do this to us." That diplomacy was tough.
"Throw it out."
Xiao Zhang didn't talk nonsense, and directly ordered the two bodyguards to throw the diplomacy out.
"Excuse me, how long will it be before we can meet your foreign minister?"
Seeing that Xiao Zhang was about to leave, Fangzi hurriedly walked up and asked very politely.
"The minister will take care of things right away, everyone wait a while!"
Xiao Zhang said expressionlessly and walked towards the inside of the conference hall.
Another hour passed.
Xiao Zhang only informed the diplomacy of various countries to enter the chamber.
When the group of diplomats learned that they could enter, they were overjoyed and hurriedly followed Xiao Zhang into the council chamber.
When they came to the council chamber, they looked at a table of leftovers, and a few people were playing games.
The original excitement is gone, but very angry.
Anger to anger, but they held back.
After all, it's been waiting until now, and it's not easy to see it, and once you say the wrong thing, it's very likely that you'll fall short.
This group of diplomats never felt that a meeting would make them so nervous, as if they were meeting the president of their own country.
Some looked at the food on the table and swallowed a little.
They all came in a hurry, they didn't even eat, and after waiting outside for more than three hours, they were already hungry.
"Sit down, and if you're hungry, let's talk while we eat!" Li Fengyi wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then spoke to everyone in Chinese.
Just kidding, this is my home turf, of course, in my native language, don't understand? I don't understand and fuck off!
You'd better not talk to me about bird language, in Huaxia, just speak Chinese to Lao Tzu, won't you? Go back and learn it's good to come here!
This is what Li Fengyi thinks now.
Fortunately, some diplomats have the consciousness to ask for help, and the equipment has been brought, including equipment translated into Chinese in their own national language.
As for a proud country like the United States, naturally it didn't bring it.
When the first words of the United States diplomacy were spoken.
Li Fengyi chatted with the people next to him, but he didn't listen.
At this time, Li Fengyi's subordinates said to the diplomacy of that United States, "Please say Chinese, foreign languages are too difficult for us, if you want to talk to us about things in Huaxia, remember to learn Chinese in the future!" ”
Foreign diplomats," ??? ”
What the hell am I ...... Is there any weak English in diplomacy? What is too hard for you.
For a time, all foreign diplomacy realized that this was the revenge of Chinese diplomacy, naked revenge!
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