Not to mention his figure, there is no need for any modification to describe the analogy, just list the numbers that are less than one meter five tall and weigh more than two hundred and five to be very intuitively understood.

With his appearance and figure, for people who judge people by their appearance, they can already be labeled as obscene, dirty, salty and wet, but he is like a tiger, standing there with a big belly like a pregnant child, it is as fast as the wind, its Xu is like a forest, it is like a fire, and it is not moving like a mountain!

"What's wrong with beating someone? What's wrong with hitting someone? Humpty Dumpty's back molars gritted "rattle": "Today, the old man is going to kill on a killing spree!" ”

"Circle...... Guru? Jiang Hanxue looked at the Humpty Dumpty man carefully up and down before grabbing the army in disbelief.

Although this Humpty Dumpty covered his facial features with a flower turban, a big mask and big sunglasses, and his figure was completely out of shape, Jiang Hanxue still heard it from his voice, isn't this Master Yuantong?

The former Master Yuantong was an ugly-looking fat monk, and after drinking Murong Kunpeng's beauty medicine, he became a little fresh meat who took the sexy route, and drank Jiang Hanxue's antidote to fighting poison with poison, and became an ugly-looking short and fat monk......

So the antidote I researched was still successful, at least...... It's ugly again, isn't it?

In that case, why did he go on a killing spree?

"Nonsense! I'm not Yuanjue! Master Yuantong was very skilled in finding a top cylinder, and Yuanjue of Pranyo Tang was a short and fat man: "Less nonsense!" Get out of here! Let's find a place to reason! ”

Glancing back at the Fire Dragon Blood Pill he was boiling, Jiang Hanxue said, "Let's talk about it here!" Round...... Guru! ”

Saying that, Jiang Hanxue gestured to Sima Ji, Sima Ji fell quite hard, but in fact, he was rough and thick-skinned and not injured, and he also saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly pulled the army that planned to convince people with virtue and the 100,000 who vomited to death, and went out, and closed the door from the outside.

Master Yuantong endured it until now, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, the big fat hand pulled on his face, ripped off the disguise, and exposed his true face of Lushan, only to see his squinted eyes with skin bubbles and swollen eyes beat Xiao Yueyue, and the cold eyes with two big nostrils facing the sky and black holes seemed to have four eyes!

The mouth is big, the lips are still very fat, as if they have two sausages in their mouths, there are not a few bare eyebrows, but the nose hair is very lush, black, thick and long stabbing out to steal the spotlight.

He has a pair of big and round ears, which should have been a blessing, but unfortunately they are wide open ears......

All in all, his facial features are not good-looking when they are separated, so they come together...... It's even more spicy to the eyes.

As for acne, pimples, birthmarks, melasma, rosacea, nose...... Let's ignore that for now.

"Look at me, look at what I've become!" Master Yuantong stared at his little eyes and jumped to his feet: "The old man asked you to restore my original appearance, and you will give me this appearance?" Even if you're not beautiful, don't disfigure me, bastard! Murong Kunpeng, can you still do it? Forcing the old man to return to vulgarity, isn't it? ”

is surnamed Murong...... The corners of Jiang Hanxue's mouth twitched twice covertly: "Didn't you agree......"

What about the stinky skin of the phantom kiss? Is it ugly to say that it is good? Master, your words don't count!

"What do I agree to? What do I agree to? Master Yuantong shouted angrily, "I agreed to let you restore me to my original appearance, who made you turn me into this form?" That's what I am?

"I'll tell you that your surname is Mu, if you don't restore Lao Qu to his original appearance, Lao Qu would rather be vulgar and fight you to the end!"

"Do you have to be the original appearance......" Jiang Hanxue was very embarrassed, after this test, she knew that the original appearance must be enough to choke.

It's not that she's discouraged if she fails once, it's that Master Yuantong can't let her try it a few more times......

"Of course!" Master Yuantong hesitated, then took out his mobile phone and showed Jiang Hanxue a selfie before drinking the antidote: "Otherwise, it's okay like this, anyway, it's definitely not okay now!" ”

Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this? Jiang Hanxue coughed dryly: "This is estimated...... It doesn't work...... either."

"I'll fight with you!" Master Yuantong's heart was almost collapsed, from the image of tall and fat Lu Zhishen to the little fresh meat that took the sexy route, he couldn't bear it, but the obscene salty and wet dwarf winter melon must not be endured!

"But—" Jiang Hanxue hurriedly shouted loudly, and Master Yuantong's salty pig hands were about to grab her belt.

If Jiang Hanxue, who had already cultivated Danhuo, would naturally not be afraid of him, but no matter how Master Yuantong was, he was her teacher, and the idea of respecting teachers was deep-rooted, and she really couldn't do anything to bully teachers and destroy ancestors.

"But how?" Master Yuantong is going crazy, he was questioned by everyone about plastic surgery when he became a little fresh meat before, if this appearance is seen now, it must not be said that it is a failure of plastic surgery.

The key is that the ups and downs of appearance come too quickly, it's too exciting, and the master can't stand such a big gap.

"But I have a way to make you look good!" Jiang Hanxue thought of the beauty pill, although she did not have the talent to turn decay into a magical alchemy like Murong Kunpeng, but the well-behaved alchemy pill was still proper.

If Master Yuantong has to restore his original appearance, there is definitely no way, but if it can be improved, it will be easy to say.

"How pretty?" Master Yuantong couldn't wait to ask, and immediately reacted, snorted coldly, and pursed his thick lips: "It's not a good-looking thing, the current appearance is not me at all!" ”

"Yes, yes......" The corners of Jiang Hanxue's mouth twitched twice covertly - I almost believed it!

"How long does it take to refine it? The old man is going to the base for a meeting tomorrow, and when he gets up in the morning, he has to communicate with Uncle Instinct first. Master Yuantong's eyes widened: "There is not much time left for the old man......

“…… I'm fighting to turn off the lights tonight! Jiang Hanxue bit her lip, the handsome man of one meter eighty-six was really spicy when he made this feminine action, but fortunately, Master Yuantong didn't see it.

"It's up to you!" Master Yuantong stood on tiptoe and patted Jiang Hanxue's arm: "You can't practice it before the lights go out tonight, and tomorrow morning the old man will be vulgar, you can do it yourself!" ”

I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know if I should talk about it...... Jiang Hanxue is also drunk, and she is in tears when she says it!

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In the dormitory of the Lingdan Palace, Long Feng Jiao'e frowned, picked up a mirror and put it down, then picked it up again, and put it down again......

The mirror is not flat, but a huge piece of inky crystal, crystal clear and brilliant.