Chapter 78 From now on, you will call me Teacher Fengxi
Feng Xi sat on the chair and looked at the two good friends lying on the ground.
"You two don't hold it, do you want to join the Super Divine Academy?"
Feng Xi looked at the two and didn't react?
"I'm sorry, I forgot to give you control of the two mouths, just untie it all."
After Feng Xi finished speaking, the two of them were able to control their bodies again, and Liu Chuang and Ge Xiaolun rolled to both sides, lying on one side and panting.
"I'm going, didn't I say that after the founding of the country, I am not allowed to become a refiner." Ge Xiaolun said.
"Scared me to death, it turned out that you were a birdman and a ghost." Liu Chuang stood up after speaking.
"I'll beat you up first." Then he shouted and rushed over.
Feng Xi turned his head to dodge Liu Chuang's fist, reached out and patted Liu Chuang's jawbone lightly, and Liu Chuang leaned to the side and crashed into the wall.
Ge Xiaolun couldn't help but want to make a move when he saw Liu Chuang doing it, and before he could stand up, he saw Liu Chuang being slapped away, covering his face in fright, lying down mockingly, and kept muttering, "I'm a dead man, don't pay attention to me." I'm dead, don't you pay attention to me......"
Feng Xi looked at the two strange students and was also helpless, walked over and dragged Liu Chuang's head out of the wall, and restored the wall to its original state. Liu Chuang's eyes popped out.
"I'm a god, it's okay to be bombarded by a cannon while standing, I'm sure you want to fight me."
Liu Chuang hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't fight, don't fight, birdman. Yes. No. No, no. It's the bird god-sama, so I won't fight. ”
Feng Xi's face twitched, I will endure it first, and then clean up this grandson, "Have you thought about it, do you want to join the Super Divine Academy." ”
Liu Chuang asked, "I'm really that god-killing power, even a god can hack to death." ”
"That's right, cut it at the head, cut it if you can't kill it, and then cut it. Follow one, there is no god you can't kill. ”
Liu Chuang smiled after hearing this, "Since this is the case, then I can cut you to death, the winged birdman." ”
Feng Xi also smiled at Liu Chuang, "I can't kill you now, you can only kill gods after the education of the Super Divine Academy, you still have sins on your body now, if you don't go, squat for a few years, and when you come out, you will be a gangster with a lot of strength, I am not an ordinary god, I can make you not even a scumbag left." ”
Liu Chuang looked at Feng Xixiao's heart and felt cold, and he got carried away and died, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Go, of course I go, don't mind, great god, I owe it, I am also a student of the Super Seminary, you can also tolerate it." ”
Feng Xi nodded, "Tolerance, I must be tolerant of my own students." ”
Liu Chuang relaxed when he heard this, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, he seemed to have offended the teacher with the scriptures before school started, and Liu Chuang squatted in the corner with a bitter face and went to be sad alone.
Feng Xi went over and kicked Ge Xiaolun, "Don't pretend to be dead, would you like to go to the Super Divine Academy!" ”
Ge Xiaolun showed his face and asked softly, "Is it a national regulation that you have to go?" ”
"No, voluntarily."
Ge Xiaolun's heart was relieved, scared me to death, I thought I had to go, I couldn't be played to death by a teacher like you!
Ge Xiaolun sat up and said, "Don't go, the ability is my own, the country has a bird god like you, not inferior to me!" ”
Feng Xi gritted his teeth and endured it first, "I have wings with angel genes, and I will call me Teacher Feng Xi in the future, do you understand!" After speaking, he flexibly stiffened his body.
Ge Xiaolun and Liu Chuang looked at Feng Xi's unkind gaze staring at the two of them, looking like they were about to do it at any time, they nodded hurriedly and said in unison, "Understood." ”
Feng Xi took a deep breath, smoothed his breath, and then said to Ge Xiaolun, "I'm an alien, I'm more than a thousand years old, I'm just here to help, the earth has to have its own god, understand!" ”
Ge Xiaolun nodded, "I understand, but what does this have to do with me." ”
"Uhhhh Feng Xi was directly choked by Ge Xiaolun, it's really hard to continue to fool! Use the power of an angel to seduce him, "Do you feel that you are full of strength and can't help but do something?" ”
Ge Xiaolun couldn't help but forget the current environment when he heard Feng Xi's words, and began to fantasize about a bright future, and shouted loudly, "I'm going to chase ten school girls." ”
Feng Xi smiled, "A group of vulgar fans are embarrassed to say it, but they really didn't pursue it." ”
"No, no, I just made a mistake with a sudden head twitch." Ge Xiaolun hurriedly waved his hand to defend himself.
"The female students of the Super Divine Academy are all goddesses, just talking about their appearance, any one of them is more beautiful than the beauties of your computer combined, I don't know how many times!"
"Really," Ge Xiaolun's eyes lit up as he listened.
"There is more than one, and they are all young and beautiful single, and they will become gods in the future, goddesses in all senses. As a man destined to become a god, shouldn't he marry a true goddess and go home! ”
"Yes, yes, yes..." Ge Xiaolun's face was YY, and his saliva flowed out.
Feng Xi saw that although Ge Xiaolun was a pig brother, he didn't directly agree, shouldn't it! Can I fool people and be inferior to Applejack?
After a while, Ge Xiaolun shook his head and asked Feng Xi, "Can you let me take a look first?" No! I want to understand the situation of the school before deciding, this important matter of protecting the family and defending the country cannot be sloppy. ”
All right! After a long time, I still have to have a beautiful woman to get this dick silk.
Feng Xi began to locate Rose's location, "Rose? "Feng Xi opened the wormhole before he dragged Rose himself, and he can sell popsicles with a cold face, what's the situation? Later, Applejack cautiously followed, as if she was afraid of being raped.
The long red hair fluttered gently, a figure like a flame, and a face like an iceberg. Ge Xiaolun's nosebleeds came out.
"You just go to lie down and cause a big deal out, and the students in the back will teach us to recruit it." Rose stared at Fengxi with an unkind expression.
Feng Xi couldn't explain, so he could only pretend that he didn't understand first, and get Ge Xiaolun talking while it was hot.
Feng Xi kicked Ge Xiaolun, who had a soul outside the world, back to his senses, "Rose, this is the first Galaxy Power Ge Xiaolun on the list, who would have been your classmate in the future, but he disliked that you weren't beautiful enough and refused." ”
"Who said it, I'll go, it's my duty to protect my family and defend the country!" Ge Xiaolun shouted excitedly after hearing this.
Rose took out a flying knife, pinched it directly with her hand and threw it to the ground, "Is this a strange tease?" I see that before the aliens came, the earth will let you blow up first. ”
"I'll talk about it later, let's get these two students done first." Feng Xi appeased Rose first,
Turned to Ge Xiaolun and said, "How about being better than your computer beauty?" ”
"10,000 times stronger." Ge Xiaolun replied excitedly, and then waved his hand at Rose, "No, I didn't compare you. ”
Feng Xi covered his face, Ge Xiaolun, this idiot is not saved, originally Rose was just suspicious, aren't you sure when you open your mouth!
"Get out," Rose yelled.
Feng Xi hurriedly sent Liu Chuang and Ge Xiaolun out, really afraid that Rose would kill them in excitement.
"What did you tell them?"
Feng Xi saw Rose erupt, and quickly explained, "That kid thinks he has divine power and wants to chase ten school flowers back, so I told her that there is already a real big beauty in the academy, stronger than all the beauties he has ever seen combined." He's an otaku computer full of beautiful women.,So I expressed doubts about my words.,I want to see a real person.,I'll look for you.,And then I didn't drag you and you came.,In order to make him agree to me quickly, I said that he thinks you're not beautiful enough.,The latter sentence doesn't let you see his true face! How many people will chase you after you are so beautiful, remember to put your eyes bright in the future, don't look for the wrong person. ”
Feng Xi put all the bad ones on Ge Xiaolun's head with a lot of truths, and added another bumpy bump and bump on Ge Xiaolun's love road. Feng Xi has been angry with Ge Xiaolun for not giving face, and he has not been fooled.
Rose let out a frustration after hearing this, Applejack has been worried that something has happened, Lao Tzu is just following to make up someone's head, and you guys will implicate me as soon as you go crazy.
Rose looked at Feng Xi, who had nothing to do, "I don't believe what you say." ”
"I can touch my conscience and say that what I just said is the truth, and any sentence I can pick out can stand verification."
Rose looked at what Feng Xi said, and Feng Xi didn't have to lie to him, and that paragraph didn't seem like coaxing her. But Rose just thinks there's something wrong with Fengxi's words.
A woman's intuition is still accurate, especially for women who are not ordinary.
"I heard that you still have a goddess to like?"
Feng Xi smiled softly, "Yes, it's still an angel." ”
Rose sneered, "It's a beautiful angel who is so perfect that even God is jealous!" ”
"That's right!" Feng Xi sighed.
"That's why God gave her to you, this scumbag, right?"
Feng Xi frowned, "What do you mean!" ”
Rose sighed, "I saw you staring at people in the surveillance just now, the policewoman didn't let go, all kinds of pretending to be cows, and you performed better than the female peacock." Isn't that angel jealous of God to meet a scumbag like you? ”
Feng Xi felt that he had already lost, but he couldn't lose, "Although you are very ignorant, can you describe it quite accurately!" The opening screen is a male peacock attracting the opposite sex! Although I have never seen God in reality, my wife is perfectly jealous of God and loves me deeply. It's a good fate to be able to marry the one just now like you, be careful that there is no man in your life, and someone wants you to be a female demon. ”
Rose's face was as dark as the sky outside, "Even if it's the one just now, it will be a hero to save the beauty, I don't know how many times stronger than you scumbag." You didn't open your mouth before you caused a lot of trouble, and you won't need to go to enrollment in the future, I'll go to Applejack, even if you come with a dead face, it can only be the background. ”
Feng Xi wants to create some obstacles for Ge Xiaolun, why does he promote the relationship between the two of them? I still have a headache and stop playing, "Then I wish you and the one just now eternal happiness!" ”
Feng Xi suddenly had a normal communication that was flat, startling Rose.
Rose wondered, "What the hell are you doing?" ”
Feng Xi smiled kindly, "The origin of the word god is people's explanation of irresistible forces and disasters. God is also the beautiful illusion of all beings who are omnipotent in transcending calamities. I'm a god, not something you can touch. ”
"Hehe" Rose sneered a few times, "If you have nothing to say, you will be crushed by that fist!" "After saying that, I opened the wormhole and left, I was so sleepy if I didn't sleep at night!
"It's a pity that God was created by man, and after all, he can't get rid of human nature!" Feng Xi couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Suddenly it's so literary!"
"No fart in the background!" Feng Xi yelled at Applejack, and after roaring, he opened the wormhole.
PS: It is expected that the 2,000-word plot will become more after it is written, but in fact, the author temporarily added drama to Rose.